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I'm just here to see what the whole deal is about

Ahh, the good old times

[apiks]

I just want a way for us to be able to stand against the bloody thread zombies and not fail and run away at the sight of a hand  .

[BFEL]

Its just going to be BEARS WITH GUNS.
And for those thinking thats OP its functionally gonna be like having pets that spit menacingly...so yeah its not gonna ruin df for you. jeez lighten up.

[Orange Wizard]

Personally, I don't really want guns, I don't think it fits the mod very well.

[BFEL]

which is why only the bears have them, because while it WOULDN"T fit the mod, Bears with Guns is a meme, and thus, DOES fit the mod.
This is why I'm deleting Apiks AK47 from items, because while bears with guns fits, everyone with guns does not.

Please don't make me headdesk into my keyboard.

[apiks]

which is why only the bears have them, because while it WOULDN"T fit the mod, Bears with Guns is a meme, and thus, DOES fit the mod.
This is why I'm deleting Apiks AK47 from items, because while bears with guns fits, everyone with guns does not.

Please don't make me headdesk into my keyboard.

Alternatively, just make a nyan cat that shoots rainbows. Nobody can complain for that, now, can they?

[IronTomato]

(Loud, annoying voice) I'M BA-ACK!
My turn seems to be coming up. I'm excited. I'll also get to see how this new computer handles large forts, since my old computer would soil its drawers after I got past year 3...

So yeah. I have nothing else to say. Buh bye.

[Orange Wizard]

(Loud, annoying voice) I'M BA-ACK!
My turn seems to be coming up. I'm excited. I'll also get to see how this new computer handles large forts, since my old computer would soil its drawers after I got past year 3...

So yeah. I have nothing else to say. Buh bye.

Large forts? You should be fine. About 10 of the dwarves died when the goblins ambushed. Damn archers.

Anyway, human traders are here, and are about to leave. I can't remember if I've already traded with them, so I just seized all their stuff.

I ran out of microcline blocks for the new ‼trade depot‼, so I'm finishing it with random blocks that the traders had.

The possessed doctor has begun a mysterious construction! With gems and lignite!

HE MADE A LIGNITE BRACELET!!
Churchwinnowed the Silkiness of Waxing... uhm...
Anyway, it's encrusted with gems and menaces with spikes of lignite.

Work has begun on the upper level of my ‼trade depot‼. Soon, I'll add the troll cage, and the retracting floor.
At this rate, though, it'll never be completed. Too many tantrums!

[highmax28]

(Loud, annoying voice) I'M BA-ACK!
My turn seems to be coming up. I'm excited. I'll also get to see how this new computer handles large forts, since my old computer would soil its drawers after I got past year 3...

So yeah. I have nothing else to say. Buh bye.

Large forts? You should be fine. About 10 of the dwarves died when the goblins ambushed. Damn archers.

Anyway, human traders are here, and are about to leave. I can't remember if I've already traded with them, so I just seized all their stuff.

I ran out of microcline blocks for the new ‼trade depot‼, so I'm finishing it with random blocks that the traders had.

The possessed doctor has begun a mysterious construction! With gems and lignite!

HE MADE A LIGNITE BRACELET!!
Churchwinnowed the Silkiness of Waxing... uhm...
Anyway, it's encrusted with gems and menaces with spikes of lignite.

Work has begun on the upper level of my ‼trade depot‼. Soon, I'll add the troll cage, and the retracting floor.
At this rate, though, it'll never be completed. Too many tantrums!

Well, maybe if everything didnt die every ten seconds from a haxxor that realised: "hey, I can read! I can make necrothreat eat shit and puke! *does just that*"

[Orange Wizard]

<snipped because no-one cares about what I have to say>

Well, maybe if everything didnt die every ten seconds from a haxxor that realised: "hey, I can read! I can make necrothreat eat shit and puke! *does just that*"

Yeah, that may or may not be happening right now.

[highmax28]

<snipped because no-one cares about what I have to say>

Well, maybe if everything didnt die every ten seconds from a haxxor that realised: "hey, I can read! I can make necrothreat eat shit and puke! *does just that*"

Yeah, that may or may not be happening right now.

If random zombies appear in the interior, then you know hes still there

[Orange Wizard]

<snipped because no-one cares about what I have to say>

Well, maybe if everything didnt die every ten seconds from a haxxor that realised: "hey, I can read! I can make necrothreat eat shit and puke! *does just that*"

Yeah, that may or may not be happening right now.

If random zombies appear in the interior, then you know hes still there

Luckily, the correct answer was "may not", or "is not". Nothing is happening. Dwarves are doing nothing. Nothing is moving, except for that mason whose knee has some nerve damage. He's only blinking, though.
Nothing else is moving, or doing anything. Even the big PAUSE label isn't moving... oh.

[mastahcheese]

Luckily, the correct answer was "may not", or "is not". Nothing is happening. Dwarves are doing nothing. Nothing is moving, except for that mason whose knee has some nerve damage. He's only blinking, though.
Nothing else is moving, or doing anything. Even the big PAUSE label isn't moving... oh.

Wait, that guy can still blink while paused?

[Orange Wizard]

Luckily, the correct answer was "may not", or "is not". Nothing is happening. Dwarves are doing nothing. Nothing is moving, except for that mason whose knee has some nerve damage. He's only blinking, though.
Nothing else is moving, or doing anything. Even the big PAUSE label isn't moving... oh.

Wait, that guy can still blink while paused?

It might have something to do with me running the Legacy version of DF. At least, I think I have the Legacy version.

[highmax28]

Luckily, the correct answer was "may not", or "is not". Nothing is happening. Dwarves are doing nothing. Nothing is moving, except for that mason whose knee has some nerve damage. He's only blinking, though.
Nothing else is moving, or doing anything. Even the big PAUSE label isn't moving... oh.

Wait, that guy can still blink while paused?

It might have something to do with me running the Legacy version of DF. At least, I think I have the Legacy version.

I think DF is crashing on you

[Orange Wizard]

Luckily, the correct answer was "may not", or "is not". Nothing is happening. Dwarves are doing nothing. Nothing is moving, except for that mason whose knee has some nerve damage. He's only blinking, though.
Nothing else is moving, or doing anything. Even the big PAUSE label isn't moving... oh.

Wait, that guy can still blink while paused?

It might have something to do with me running the Legacy version of DF. At least, I think I have the Legacy version.

I think DF is crashing on you

Yeah, it'll do that too. Anyway, homework from school is overwhelming (I'd love to just magma it all) so DF will have to wait. I should get some more updates up soon, and maybe finish my wereporcupine depot of trolls.