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[scapheap]

Jump to feet, jump out the window.

[Xantalos]

Curses!
Finish branch
Do tree next

[NoahTophatz]

>throw angel off me
>melt homeowner's sword

[GreatWyrmGold]

Point to holes in foot that the noble got from kicking my spines.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Control the path of the fire WITH MY MIND

[superBlast]

Can I join in too?

Name: Ryan.... can't remember last name.
Species: Intelligent Human Zombie
(Think I should note I eat meat to heal myself/reverse decaying, and prone to losing my body parts. They are reactachable if I ate meat recently. If you allow that is.)
Gender: Male
Physical Description: Looks like a normal human... except with slowly rotting flesh.
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, machete, $5.88

Wake up
Use zombie instincts to locate sources of living meat.

[InZane]

I would like to join.

Name:R.O.G.UE
Species: AI
Gender:Unknown
Physical Description:A huge hulking humanoid robot.it appears to have some kind of mining drone and laser drone on its sides.-
Inventory:Spare Metal,railgun,portable metal converter

[da_nang]

Jump to feet, jump out the window.

{5} You rise up in a flash as if nothing ever happened {1} but miss the window by a foot. Instead you hit and ruin a valuable painting. On the flipside, you no longer have a migraine.

Curses!
Finish branch
Do tree next

{1} You shoot it out of you.
{1} Upon touching a tree, you transform yourself into an overgrown walking stick. More birds circle above you.

>throw angel off me
>melt homeowner's sword

The angel's already off so you proceed to try to melt the homeowners sword. {1v6} However, your welding laser suffers a power failure as the homeowner stabs you right through the abdomen that damages critical systems, pulls you up and throws you out like a piece of garbage.

Point to holes in foot that the noble got from kicking my spines.

{4} You shakingly point to the holes in the noble's foot but he's already off fetching armed men.

> Control the path of the fire WITH MY MIND

{5} Unconsciously, you gain the ability to control fire.

Wake up
Use zombie instincts to locate sources of living meat.

{1} But you're having such a wonderful dream about brains!

I would like to join.

((You're in))

NPCs:
Dark-skinned noble
{5} He fetches the village guards who proceeds to throw the humanoid into jail as this one lack the funds to pay the court a fine. They take all of the humanoid's possessions as evidence, any stolen goods are now forfeit and the clothes replaced with rags. They miss a lockpick, however.

House Owner
{5} With the robot taken care of like a boss, he begins assaulting the angel!

Plantation Owner
{3v5} He tries to do battle with the velociraptor but it surprises him when it wakes up and torches him into a nice crisp, medium rare!

Birds
{5} They launch into a steep dive at the walking stick!

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 78/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, in village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, at plantation, can breathe and control fire.

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Lockpick, rags
Status: Starkly awake, headache, in prison, writhing in pain

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in forest

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, maintenance system at 90% capacity, in village, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job, critical system damage (-10HP per turn)

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan.... can't remember last name.
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, machete, $5.88
Status: Sleeping

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal,railgun,portable metal converter
Status: Sleeping

[scapheap]

Say I'm on a important quest from god and duel will have to wait. Ask for direction to the jail.

[NoahTophatz]

>Repair
>repair

[InZane]

>Reboot.
>Scan area for any metal.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, when did I steal anything?

Request clothes that won't become holier and holier each time I put them on. ("Holy" as in "full of holes.")

[superBlast]

Try to wake myself up.
If I fail, try again.

[Xantalos]

Split a large spiked maw open and eat the birds.

[da_nang]

Say I'm on a important quest from god and duel will have to wait. Ask for direction to the jail.

{4v4} He doesn't understand your language and {5v2} attacks but you parry with your sword, disarming him.

>Repair
>repair

{5} You repair yourself completely.

>Reboot.
>Scan area for any metal.

{3} The BIOS freezes on POST and shuts down.

Wait, when did I steal anything?

Request clothes that won't become holier and holier each time I put them on. ("Holy" as in "full of holes.")

((Any as in potentially stolen goods))
{3} The jailor scoffs at your incomprehensible words.

Try to wake myself up.
If I fail, try again.

{3} Still in wonderland. {6} Sleep paralysis!

Split a large spiked maw open and eat the birds.

{4} You open a small spiked mouth and nibble one of the birds.

NPCs:
Dark-skinned noble
{4} He bribes the jailor! No food will be given to the prisoners!

House Owner
{4} He steadily retreats backwards... Slowly into a wall.

Birds
{5v4} They carry the walking stick away to their nest!

Spoiler: Character status (click to show/hide)

scapheap
Name: Blank
HP: 78/100
Inventory: Holy sword, cross on a necklace and Frank Sinatra's CD
Status: Awake, scarred face, in village home, physical fitness (+1: Strength)

DinosaurusRex_x
Name: Dr. Rex
HP: 70/100
Inventory: Glorious cape
Status: Awake, at plantation, can breathe and control fire.

GreatWyrmGold
Name: Ahasepl L'natsistu
HP: 50/100
Inventory: Lockpick, rags
Status: Starkly awake, headache, in prison, writhing in pain, no food

Xantalos
Name: Xalonov
HP: 84/100
Inventory: Alien fire extinguisher (unlimited ammo), ashes, nice ring
Status: Awake, large walking stick/Lernaean Hydra hybrid, 13 regrowable wings (in double numbers), in birds' nest

NoahTopHatz
Name: Unit 31415-B
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Nanite maintence bots, spare metal.
Status: Awake, in village, sexually "sterile", bloody paint job

Freshmaniscoolman
Name: Faso Burkina
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Proton pack.
Status: Sleeping

superBlast
Name: Ryan.... can't remember last name.
HP: 100/100
Inventory: Various pieces of meat, machete, $5.88
Status: Sleep paralysis (Unable to move; 1 turn)

InZane
Name:R.O.G.UE
HP: 100/100
Inventory:Spare Metal, railgun, portable metal converter
Status: Sleeping