Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 [3]

Author Topic: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)  (Read 4720 times)

TheZoomZoll

  • Bay Watcher
  • Total Scumbag
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2012, 04:56:05 pm »

Follow all the other guys to Santa's lair

Want a ride on my amazing pelican?
No?

Screw you then!

Edit:What is Delibird doing?I think he forgot this thread existed?
Sure, and I'm sorry. I've been pretty busy lately.

Ah,it's fine.
It happens.

Geen

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2012, 10:04:02 pm »

Oh! Sorry!
Stealthily appear out of a nearby cardboard box, and choke out a nearby elf silently.
Logged

UltraValican

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Man aiming to be a Man!
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2012, 10:08:38 pm »

Ride on Pelican
Logged
Would you rather be an Ant in Heaven or a Man in Hell?

TherosPherae

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2012, 03:35:58 pm »

A terrifying grin((scaring))appear on Clair's face "Yes, chill out elf."

Ice shot the elf and then rush him.
[6] You tell the elf to chill out in the most hardboiled of manners, then put him - and most of the interior of his house - on ice. You poke the frozen elf-statue, and it shatters. An alarm goes off somewhere nearby, and you hear a beeping from inside the house.

Make a sign that says "Looking for work" and then show the sign to elves/ evil santa helpers in general saying that you wish to work for the Evil Santa and that he could use a brave man.
[5] You make a hobo-sign which you carry through the skies with your shipping pelican. You are not approached by any elves. The pelican tells you it will be landing shortly.

Ride on Pelican
[5] You hitch a ride on King Arthur's pelican. You have no idea where you're going, but wherever it is, you'll be landing there shortly.

Explore giant building
[1] You open the door to find a literal ton of refugee elves. It would also appear that said elves trapped the shit out of the door. [5-1] You take 4 damage.

Totally in. :D
Name: Solid Santa
Short Bio: An ex-special forces soldier specializing in holiday infiltration, responsible for stopping The Ghosts Of Christmas Past during the Outer Savin' incident.
Special Gear: Sneaking suit, silenced SOCOM pistol, bandana, ciggarettes
Special Powers: Sneaky, can explain anything with 'nanomachines'
Aight, you're in.

Oh! Sorry!
Stealthily appear out of a nearby cardboard box, and choke out a nearby elf silently.
[5] You pop out of your box somewhere in Lapland, and choke the shit out of a nearby elf. You hear an alarm going off nearby.

Spoiler: "Clair Frost" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "King Arthur" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Jason Furr" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Delibird" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Solid Santa" (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote from: Aqizzar
Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
Quote from: Cthulhu
Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

TheZoomZoll

  • Bay Watcher
  • Total Scumbag
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2012, 03:02:08 am »

After the Pelican lands get out your hobo sign and go to the place where the evil santa lives.


(I wanted to toss Delibird my apple of Eden at first but I know what I want to do with it now,sorry.)

scapheap

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm a good guy...girl. My horse just eat souls.
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2012, 05:46:18 am »

Be somewhere else but here.
Logged
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

UltraValican

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Man aiming to be a Man!
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2012, 10:17:01 am »

Prepare to siege Santa's lair.
Logged
Would you rather be an Ant in Heaven or a Man in Hell?

Geen

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2012, 07:47:58 pm »

Hide the elf's body, then go into sneak mode.
Logged

Persus13

  • Bay Watcher
  • 6th King of the Mafia
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2012, 10:19:17 pm »

Ask elves for help on where to find Santa.
Logged
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
Sigtext

TherosPherae

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2012, 02:44:42 am »

After the Pelican lands get out your hobo sign and go to the place where the evil santa lives.


(I wanted to toss Delibird my apple of Eden at first but I know what I want to do with it now,sorry.)

[5] You keep a hold of your hobo sign as the pelican lands in a small village in all those islands north of Canada. After the landing, you carry your hobo sign to the nearest house, and knock on the door. It creaks open, revealing what appears to be some sort of SANTA LAIR.

Your Apple of Eden stays firmly in your inventory.

Be somewhere else but here.
[2] You very rapidly attempt to be somewhere else but there, but are quickly outrun and apprehended by a group of elves. They begin to surround you.

Prepare to siege Santa's lair.
You get a bunch of 'presents' prepared to siege Santa's lair, and are remarkably surprised when King Arthur manages to knock the door open to the SANTA LAIR.

Hide the elf's body, then go into sneak mode.
[6+2!] You hide the body, then go into sneakmode. A bunch of elves trip over you hidden in your box, then immediately forget the experience. They stand near you, dazed at the memory-wiping effects your magnificent hiding has caused.

Ask elves for help on where to find Santa.
[6] You ask the elves where to find Santa, and all they can give you is some sobstory about how he went into his office and never came out, how the North Pole is hopeless without him, blah, blah, blah. They've pointed you in the direction of the aforementioned office, should you choose to go there.

Spoiler: "Clair Frost" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "King Arthur" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Jason Furr" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Delibird" (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Solid Santa" (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote from: Aqizzar
Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
Quote from: Cthulhu
Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

TheZoomZoll

  • Bay Watcher
  • Total Scumbag
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2012, 03:12:58 am »

Yell for anybody.

(Did I just knock a door down?They won't like that.)

scapheap

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm a good guy...girl. My horse just eat souls.
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2012, 04:40:59 am »

Scare them off and carry on info hunting.
Logged
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

UltraValican

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Man aiming to be a Man!
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2012, 10:10:31 pm »

Throw presents into building
Logged
Would you rather be an Ant in Heaven or a Man in Hell?

Geen

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2012, 10:06:24 pm »

Quietly shuffle in mah box into Santa's lair
Logged

TheZoomZoll

  • Bay Watcher
  • Total Scumbag
    • View Profile
Re: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD)
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2013, 10:20:49 am »

Hopefully this isn't dead..
Pages: 1 2 [3]