Go to the port.
[6] You head to the port, and find a ship chartered waiting for you with a full crew. It would appear the folks who hired you aren't entirely inept after all.
Wait a second.... that guy has an eyepatch, that one's got a peg leg, and the captain just stepped out of his cabin looking like the biggest stereotype since Captain Hook.
It takes a moment to fully connect the dots, but it would appear that you are on the one thing worse than a ship crewed by pirates. A ship crewed a pirate cosplayers.
Head for the new Santa's location.
[4] You haul ass in the general direction of the New Santa, giving absolutely zero shits about any terrain in your way, until you find a small colony of polar bears. They're in your way, and it doesn't look like they want to move any time soon.
King Arthur will ask the Pelican for directions in the hope of it showing or telling him something important.
If not King Arthur will take some of the food and booze from the tavern for keeps.
[6] The pelican begins relaying a message in perfect Oxford English. "This pelican is a transport device authorized by the Kazbekistan Transportation Authority. Misuse of this pelican may result in your untimely death, arrest, or both." It repeats this about thirteen times before the bartender gets sick of it and knocks the pelican out cold.
Waddle around and try to scout for info.
[6] You waddle around, scouting for info. By way of eavesdropping on several other bar patrons, you gather that: there is a flock of Kazbekistanian transport pelicans flying overhead with a few immigrants, a government-chartered ship full of pirate cosplayers in the bay, a small airstrip about three miles away, a large quantity of imported beer arriving in several hours by unknown means, and a Russian submarine attempting to do "stealth exercises" slightly outside of the port. There is also talk, of course, of the new Santa, his calls for theft, and then of course his subsequent relocation to slightly south of the North Pole. Or the Magnetic North Pole. Or the South Pole. Or... nobody really knows where the bastard's gone.
Can you change Summon Bob to something that summons "Knights Of The Round Table"TM
Done.
Health: 10/10
Mana: 20/20
Abilities:
RAISE THE DEAD!,
Ice ShotEquipment:
Crystal Necklace,
Skull StaffHealth: 20/20
Mana: 10/10
Abilities:
Summon KnightsEquipment:
Excalibur,
Legendary Armor,
Apple of EdenHealth: 20/20
Mana: 10/10
Abilities:
Not Just A Mall Santa,
TakeoffEquipment:
Santa Suit,
Explosive Candy CanesHealth: 20/20
Mana: 10/10
Abilities:
Present,
Ice Punch,
Aerial Ace
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Topic: You Must Save Christmas (A Seasonal RTD) (Read 4727 times)