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No. This game is supposed to be (mostly) vanilla.

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No. We need them for the militia's live training.

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Yes. We could trade them for a nice profit.

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Yes. We shall crush our enimies with war yetis!

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♪ It's a small world after all...  ♪

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Total Members Voted: 7

[uber pye]

OOC: ok i did the dwarf hack you guys where talking about and now they are fixed 

also Bishop has been dwafed

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25th of slate

huzzah! the three traders have stopped having poo-brain!

8th of felsite


the redesigned entrance is going well, and the corpse carpet is slowly shrinking
other than that it has been kinda uneventful

17th of felsite

elves! lets see what they have to trade...

5th of hematite


here are the animals the elves have brought

now i just need to get some one up here to trade with them

OOC: all done for now

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[edgefigaro]

Stray Giant Mongoose! I want one!

[DireWolf64]

I want a pet Magpie  (as long as it isn't too expensive)

[Orange Wizard]

The giant louse sounds horrifying.
We need it.

[joeclark77]

This looks interesting... would it be possible to get a turn?  Also dwarf me please, as whatever you need.

[uber pye]

joeclark77 has been dwarfed!

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6th of hematite

i finaly got the broker to go to the trade depot
now it is time to wait till he gets there...

7th of hematite

so the broker traded with the elfs and we got
a racoon, a giant magpie, a barn owl, a giant mongoose, a peach-faced love bird, and a giant louse

yay!

there are also way to many yeti children, gunna need to cage those too


12th of hematite

another yeti was born today


we have too may yetis and not enough trainers


20th of hematite



the drunken bear(the one from the 21st of slate) has drunk it's last!

yeah!


OOC: all done for now

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[Tirion]

How the hell are those Yeti children not Domesticated? They weren't trained since birth, or what?

[edgefigaro]

How the hell are those Yeti children not Domesticated? They weren't trained since birth, or what?

Various mid-level fortress functions were severely damaged upon losing 90% of the fortress population. I am sure there is a memo of a training schedule around from a couple years back by one of the old yeti-whisperers. Regrettably, after blood got smeared all over the walls and halls, such documents were misplaced.

[Orange Wizard]

How the hell are those Yeti children not Domesticated? They weren't trained since birth, or what?

Various mid-level fortress functions were severely damaged upon losing 90% of the fortress population. I am sure there is a memo of a training schedule around from a couple years back by one of the old yeti-whisperers. Regrettably, after blood got smeared all over the walls and halls, such documents were misplaced.

Not to mention all the dwarves with any experience in training animals are mostly scattered around the fortress. Well, parts of them are, at least.

[Orange Wizard]

This looks interesting... would it be possible to get a turn?  Also dwarf me please, as whatever you need.

Uh, sure. The turns list (not to mention the dorfing list... don't mention that list) is in a state of disrepair, so just download the save and start making updates or whatever when Epic Pie or whoever is going after him has finished.

Um...

Sodding hell, I can see why succession games have turn lists.

[DireWolf64]

Yay! you bought the Magpie, can I have it?

[edgefigaro]

How the hell are those Yeti children not Domesticated? They weren't trained since birth, or what?

Various mid-level fortress functions were severely damaged upon losing 90% of the fortress population. I am sure there is a memo of a training schedule around from a couple years back by one of the old yeti-whisperers. Regrettably, after blood got smeared all over the walls and halls, such documents were misplaced.

Not to mention all the dwarves with any experience in training animals are mostly scattered around the fortress. Well, parts of them are, at least.

Thankfully, due to the diligent efforts of our cleanup dwarves, the parts are mostly scattered around the throne room/royal chambers at this point. Some of them may have even been collected and put into a grave!

[jimboo]

Sodding hell, I can see why succession games have turn lists.

It's why I prefer communal forts -- the opportunity to kibitz.   
"Sodding hell"?  Verdammte Scheiße?   I worked for several Brits, spent more time than I care to remember at afternoon high tea but -- never heard that one before. 

Hang in there with the Helliphants, amigo -- I await, so I can do the dial-down notch.  Never understood you blokes who intentionally chose glaciers ...

Cheers,
jimboo

[uber pye]

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21st of hematite

i am having the dwarvses make a cage to put yeti children in to stop the constant yeti fight

also a Guinea hen is sitting on the artifact throne

Long live Queen Not-Chicken!

11th of malchite



oh noo we are not ready to deal with this!



Are you kidding me! all in the same day!

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i stand corrected, we are totally ready to deal with this
minotaur children cannot avoid traps!

15th of malachite

hmm what should we do with the minotaur child?

OOC: so B12vers, what should we do with the minotaur child?



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[Tirion]

Build a labirynth for him. Feed him captured, disarmed goblis, and pesky nobles.