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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 40: A Section of Cavern Has Collapsed.  (Read 42229 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 33: Everybody Hates Nyarlothotep
« Reply #285 on: December 24, 2012, 01:03:34 pm »

Turn into nuclear explosion.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 33: Everybody Hates Nyarlothotep
« Reply #286 on: December 24, 2012, 01:20:10 pm »

"Yes sir!" Briefly salute, then ask for a mission."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 33: Everybody Hates Nyarlothotep
« Reply #287 on: December 24, 2012, 03:20:01 pm »

Respawn with an extra leg
Roundhouse kick reality.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 33: Everybody Hates Nyarlothotep
« Reply #288 on: December 24, 2012, 04:26:15 pm »

Become the champion of Nyarlathotep, spread his word
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #289 on: December 24, 2012, 05:16:57 pm »

Summon Persona and attack Nyarlathotep

Vorthon body equips the weapon and tests it on the nearest person
Two actions, -2 penalty.
[2-2] You summon a female person. She loves you.
You grab the weapon. [4+1-2] You graze Perseus with the weapon, which fires a large syringe. [2] He doesn't dodge, [4] and falls unconscious.

Use absolute fabolousness to conquer the best buy.
What Best Buy? [5] ...That Best Buy. Okay, you're the manager.

Volunteer to be Nylarthotep champion.
Throw sock in face of other champion to distract him.
It? accepts. [2] You miss.

Become GM's champion. Slay anyone who attacks him. ask for a +1 bonus to better serve GM
Um...[6] Sure, be the co-GM. You're in charge of the NPCs. You get a +1 bonus, though.

Turn into nuclear explosion.
[6] You explode, destroying almost everything and -one. Respawn?

Respawn with an extra leg
Roundhouse kick reality.

[4] You respawn, mutating an extra leg. [2] Reality doesn't want to be kicked.

Co-GM Turn:
Need actions for The Die, Nyarlothotep
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #290 on: December 24, 2012, 05:21:49 pm »

Triple spin kick reality!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #291 on: December 24, 2012, 05:29:14 pm »

Respawn thinking of a shield.
Using Miskbow, rain death upon the enemy of Nylarthotep.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2012, 07:53:13 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #292 on: December 24, 2012, 05:30:58 pm »

(2) The die does nothing.

Who is Nylarthotep?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #293 on: December 24, 2012, 05:49:24 pm »

Throw Yandere in the machine
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #294 on: December 24, 2012, 05:53:37 pm »

Who is Nylarthotep?
Shapeshifting eldritch abomination. From Lovecraft, of course.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #295 on: December 24, 2012, 06:25:36 pm »

Hey.

GWG.

You skipped my action. >_>
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #296 on: December 24, 2012, 06:37:36 pm »

Turn into nuclear explosion.
[6] You explode, destroying almost everything and -one. Respawn?
Turns out, you were one of the destroyed.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #297 on: December 24, 2012, 06:51:51 pm »

RESPAWN, SERVE NYARLATHOTEP AS HIS CHAMPION
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #298 on: December 24, 2012, 07:04:21 pm »

Respawn thinking of N2 missiles.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 34: Someone PM Persus
« Reply #299 on: December 24, 2012, 08:03:32 pm »

(4) Nyarlathotep gives its champion (misko) a (1) Santa hat.

(By the way, has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan are anagrams)

throw random objects into machine
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