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[Xantalos]

Respawn with an inflatable blimp
Shove down someone's throat and inflate.
Gibs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Turn puppet into proper land battleship

It's a SHADOW puppet.

Respawn as a giant locust twisted into humanoid form.

[3] ...with the cube-square law in full effect. Respawn?

Leave room. Conquer Best Buy.

You don't see any doors, [1] and attempt to make one with your head. Evidently, they weren't being literal when they called you thick-skulled. Respawn?

THROW THE CATALOGUE INTO THE MACHINE, UTTERING DARK LITANIES TO NYARLATHOTEP.

[1] "What is it, mortal?"
"Who said you could come?"
"Oh, yes, I wanted to, and wasn't forced to by this foolish--"
"You two-to-the-tenth-faced bastard, you're going down!"
"I suspect a differing vector for my fate, you hexahedral hore."

Throw fixed warbot at Die.

Stop perseus from throwing the warbot.

[6] Doomblade grabs Persus's arm, causing the warbot to strike Doomblade's head...

So can I have my stuff?
>If  yes, ask what to do.
>If no, go grab Vorthon, toss into machine. Furtuka Vorthon, to use the new verb.

[1] "No! Just leave me alone, the grown-ups are talking. How dare you kill the one I promised to keep safe?
"Pathetic. Control over probability and you can't save anyone..."
"Joke's on you, he's still alive!"
"Technically."
...Anyway...
[4v1] Vorthon grabbed. [6] Vorthon becomes a second body for Furtaka!

Respawn with an inflatable blimp
Shove down someone's throat and inflate.
Gibs.

[2] A plastic model of the Hindenburg. On fire, of course.

GM Turn:
The warbot [4] shoots lasers and missiles at Persus. Being lasers and missiles, it's pretty near physically impossible to dodge them. Respawn?
The Dicpawn attack, oh, Tavik Toth. [1v5] And each other.
"I've had about enough of your crap, Nylarthotep! It's time we ended this!"
"Certainly you don't mean for the two of us to brawl like mortals?"
"...Of course not! We will select champions!"

[Xantalos]

"Champion THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS! HINDENLASERS, ACTIVATE!"
Form the model into a giant mecha, not on fire. Flamethrower Nyarlathotep and the Die.

[Doomblade187]

Be the champion for the die. Pilot the warbot and fight the giant mecha.

[Persus13]

Respawn. Put selve in machine.

[misko27]

...
 
RAEG.
 
>Throw self into machine.
>If dead, respawn. If not, Tackle dice and PUNCH. PUNCH HARD. I WILL HAVE MY STUFF.

[Furtuka]

Respawn main body as a giant tardigrade.

Use Vorthon body to throw anything and everything I can get my hands on into the machine

[Tavik Toth]

"STOP ARGUING. Oh and, MISSILES EVERYWHERE!"

FIRE LOTS OF MISSILES OUT OF BODY.

[tomio175]

Ask die if I can join its army as a commander.

[Spinal_Taper]

Respawn. Don't be a shitty human. Be a fabolous one.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Champion THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS! HINDENLASERS, ACTIVATE!"
Form the model into a giant mecha, not on fire. Flamethrower Nyarlathotep and the Die.

[6] Awesome! [1] You flamethrower Nyarlathotep and die. Respawn?

Be the champion for the die. Pilot the warbot and fight the giant mecha.

The Die accepts you. [3+1] You take over the warbot with your broken body, but the mecha isn't doing much.

Respawn. Put selve in machine.

I assume you mean "self"?
[2] You have a squirt gun. [5] You become Perseus.

...
 
RAEG.
 
>Throw self into machine.
>If dead, respawn. If not, Tackle dice and PUNCH. PUNCH HARD. I WILL HAVE MY STUFF.

[6] You turn into the Miskbow. Respawn? Yes. [2] You respawn with a musty sock.

Respawn main body as a giant tardigrade.

Use Vorthon body to throw anything and everything I can get my hands on into the machine

[3] Normal tardigrade. [3] You turn the large dice, Doomblade syringe, and slipperses into a big...something. It looks like it's probably a weapon...

"STOP ARGUING. Oh and, MISSILES EVERYWHERE!"

FIRE LOTS OF MISSILES OUT OF BODY.

You make "Pew pew, boom BOOM!" noises.

Ask die if I can join its army as a commander.

[4-1] "Second-in-command okay?"

Respawn. Don't be a shitty human. Be a fabolous one.

[6]...I will leave the mockery to the other players.

GM Turn:
Dammit, why does no one want to be my champion?

[Furtuka]

Summon Persona and attack Nyarlathotep


Vorthon body equips the weapon and tests it on the nearest person

[Spinal_Taper]

Use absolute fabolousness to conquer the best buy.

[misko27]

Thats, one way to get my stuff.

Volunteer to be Nylarthotep champion.
Throw sock in face of other champion to distract him.

[Persus13]

Become GM's champion. Slay anyone who attacks him. ask for a +1 bonus to better serve GM