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[Doomblade187]

Spawn thinking of a pen.

((GreatWyrmGold, I'm getting suspicious here.))

[misko27]

Spawn thinking of a pen.

((GreatWyrmGold, I'm getting suspicious here.))

inb4 "(6) Your pen is super sharp, and slippery! You trip, and (1) fall on it face first! Respawn?'

[Furtuka]

Destroy the last zombie and stuff the unused Doomblade corpses in the machine

[misko27]

Destroy the last zombie and stuff the unused Doomblade corpses in the machine

If I lose my hand, toss that in next turn and see if I can get myself a replacement.

[Cassandra]

Toss the nearest object I can find into the machine, complaining horribly. Think of healing potions when I press the button.

"Sorry... Kresth (His name!)"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((GreatWyrmGold, I'm getting suspicious here.))

My dice seem to hate you.

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That was totally on purpose. Now, STAB HIM IN THE BRAIN THROUGH ROOF OF MOUTH!
Then retreat to safe distance.

[6] You do! The zombie rips off your right lower arm for your troubles!
Retreat successful, coward!

Outfit dwarves in goblinite. Establish dominion.

[2] The goblinite is in the real world.

Flamethrower the mini marines.

[3v2] You spray flame on them. They're heated, but the powered armor doesn't burn.

Spawn thinking of a pen.

[4] Nothing of note.
Phew. Dice giving you a break.

inb4 "(6) Your pen is super sharp, and slippery! You trip, and (1) fall on it face first! Respawn?'

Ha ha, wrong!

Destroy the last zombie and stuff the unused Doomblade corpses in the machine

[2] Nope. The zombie's too nimble...somehow.

Destroy the last zombie and stuff the unused Doomblade corpses in the machine

If I lose my hand, toss that in next turn and see if I can get myself a replacement.

Does a lower arm count as a hand?

Toss the nearest object I can find into the machine, complaining horribly. Think of healing potions when I press the button.

"Sorry... Kresth (His name!)"

You find...[2 for player, 6 for...oh, come on! Rerolling, just stuff in the room...13/13] the goblinite into the machine. [3] Within are 10 grayish potions in iron bottles.

GM Turn:
The possessed rifle shoots...Doomblade, really? And [50] explodes.
Kresth growls weirdly...[4v5] He still looks normal...?
The Marines [6] shoot everyone lethally, although that includes each other. Respawn?

[Furtuka]

Respawn as a Super Strong Hundred Handed One. Put all the corpses in the machine

[Cassandra]

Respawn thinking of a pocket sized rod of ressurection. Cry.

[Xantalos]

Respawn with superspeed shoes and put all the corpses in the machine before Furtaka.

[misko27]

Respawn.

Can we just assume we grab our earlier stufF? Because considering how harsh the newer game is with items...

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sure, but please specifically state what you're grabbing or you might find yourself doffing your armor to put on that sweet Robin Hood costume...

[misko27]

Sure, but please specifically state what you're grabbing or you might find yourself doffing your armor to put on that sweet Robin Hood costume...

Hmm. The question of style versus function rages on...

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking of daggers.

((What would the 5 for the rifle have done?))

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn on earth.
Then form space program.

[Cassandra]

Respawn on earth.
Then form space program.

Inb4 "The earth is too big for your pocket. The sheer energy of trying to spawn it makes you implode. Respawn?"