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[Furtuka]

Shrink Musclemass and put all the dead bodies in the machine

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking of bolters (the Warmammer 40k kind).

[misko27]

"That'll do then, Kresth."
Tear bathrobe and underwear, and toss portions into the machine. Press button, and think of a black skirt and shirt.

You strip naked, much to the pleasure of a certain PC who will not be named, and [4] pull out and put on a black skirt and matching shirt.

I wonder who that is...
 
Anyways, While waiting, sharpen dagger.

[GreatWyrmGold]

In orbit of Earth of course.
and whatever we make spaceships out of right now.

Earth is far away from where the actual game is, probably, and you don't have any of that right now.

[Xantalos]

Respawn, thinking about John Carpenter's The Thing. That is loyal to me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

In orbit of Earth of course.
and whatever we make spaceships out of right now.

[5] You make a globe by smacking chunks of house and wall against each other, then [4] make a toy spaceship out of some house chunks. Vrrrooooom! Zoom-zoom! You have fun.

Get dressed, and then climb up onto the Dinosaur's back, petting him as I do.

You are already dressed. [6] You jump over your nameless dino and break your left leg doing so.

Shrink Musclemass and put all the dead bodies in the machine

[4] Musclmass shrunk, although you're still clumsy. [1] Zombies created...better make an NPC spoiler. Or something.

Respawn thinking of bolters (the Warmammer 40k kind).

[1] You have a small space marine chapter in your pocket. [4v2] They shoot you in the head with tiny bolters. Respawn?

"That'll do then, Kresth."
Tear bathrobe and underwear, and toss portions into the machine. Press button, and think of a black skirt and shirt.

You strip naked, much to the pleasure of a certain PC who will not be named, and [4] pull out and put on a black skirt and matching shirt.

I wonder who that is...
 
Anyways, While waiting, sharpen dagger.

[6] Dagger very, very sharp.

Respawn, thinking about John Carpenter's The Thing. That is loyal to me.

[1] Halfway right. Not the second half. Respawn?

GM Turn:
The possessed rifle shoots at Cassandra, [1v3] misfiring.
The name-needing T. rex nuzzles Cassandra.
The Thing [6v3] punches the original Thing, splattering it everywhere and breaking his hand. Xantalos-Thing is still up.
The zombies [4v1] bite at Furtaka and rip off his left arm.
Xantalos-Thing [5v6] attacks The Thing, who dodges into the machine. Xantalos-Thing shuts the compartment, presses a button...[3] and out comes an orange earth elemental!

[Xantalos]

Respawn with a flamethrower with infinite fuel.

[misko27]

Headshot Zombie nearest Furtuka.

[Spinal_Taper]

Await shipment of goblinite. Prepare traps, then process.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn, thinking of a battleaxe.

[Furtuka]

Grab the new Doomblade corpse and use it to beat the zombies to death

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn with a flamethrower with infinite fuel.

[4] You respawn with a flame-throwing pistol. With infinite ammunition.

Headshot Zombie nearest Furtuka.

[3+1] Twang, headshot.

Await shipment of goblinite. Prepare traps, then process.

[5] The goblins show up, deliver a load of goblinite, and vanish.

Respawn, thinking of a battleaxe.

[6] You have a state-of-the-art AI-enabled robo-axe, which [5v2] chops your head off. Respawn?

Grab the new Doomblade corpse and use it to beat the zombies to death

Which one? The headless one? [4v3] You beat a zombie's head in.

GM Turn:
The rifle [5] clears its jam.
The T. rex eats the Xantalos-Thing.
The elemental hops out and melds through the floor, not to be seen again.
The miniature marines [5v2] shoot everyone. It hurts.
The zombies go for misko and Furtaka. [5v1,4v2] Both are attacked, and misko actually shoves his hand into a zombie's mouth on what may be presumed to be accident.

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Please note, the underlined rule about spawn items needing to fit in a pocket will now be enforced.

[misko27]

That was totally on purpose. Now, STAB HIM IN THE BRAIN THROUGH ROOF OF MOUTH!
Then retreat to safe distance.

[Spinal_Taper]

Outfit dwarves in goblinite. Establish dominion.

[Xantalos]

Flamethrower the mini marines.