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[Tavik Toth]

Spawn.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wave. Hiii!
Hmph. Shove it back in a different compartment! And press a different Button! Time to see how this thing works.

[4] I assume you're taking it out? The cotton bow is repaired!

"Dwarves! I am your overlord! Did I not lead you to endless victories over the goblins? So, I ask for your loyalty, in this world as in the last."

[1] You shout at the computer. The dwarves engrave a spare wall. The ASCII reads, "VîçtoRîes? ThE goBlîns dEFEAtEd Üs înTo dÜST¡" Their assessment seems to differ from yours...

SPAWN WITH A CROSS OF ANDY WARHOL AND A GERBIL AND A SHARK AS MY RIGHT ARM

[6] Um, okay. It bites your [1] right shoulder. Bye-bye, right arm!

Toss the egg into the machine, press the button, and think of tame dinosaurs.

[5] Presumably you open the compartment? It's a little Tyrannosaurus rex, which looks hungry. [5] It eats the abandoned Xantalos arm and grows to full size! Please don't derm everything.

Respawn with my 5 related powers

[3] You can punch five people at once!

Toss box into a random machine slot and think of houses.

[6] You open the compartment, and various house bits come out at a high velocity. Respawn?

Spawn.

[5] You have a pistol and eight bullets. Um, oh dear.

[Xantalos]

Take my abomination and send it into the machine.
Tame whatever comes out.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn with an assault rifle.

[Furtuka]

Throw nearest person in machine. Press button

[misko27]

Steal something sharp from someone, Fashion bathrobes into Pseudo-Neo Robin Hood Outfit.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Take my abomination and send it into the machine.
Tame whatever comes out.

[4] You stick your remaining arm down the giant carnivorous dinosaur's throat, grabbing a chunk of meat within. [6] It bites your arm off, leaving you armless and it with a chipped tooth.

Respawn with an assault rifle.

[1] You respawn with a possessed assault rifle, which shoots you. [3] You fall down, foot wounded.

Throw nearest person in machine. Press button

That would be...Doomblade. [5v1] You grab him, but he slips out and jumps into the machine to hide. [4] It dings. Doomblade, respawn?

Steal something sharp from someone, Fashion bathrobes into Pseudo-Neo Robin Hood Outfit.

[5-1v4] You grab Furtaka's badge, which has a sharp pin on the back. After a moment's wrestling, [1-1v2] Furtaka's grip slips, impaling you on the pin. Lethally. Respawn?

[Furtuka]

Put Misko's corpse in the machine

[misko27]

Ressurect thinking about a Modern version of a Robin Hood outfit. Grab my stuff from earlier and Practice Archery on Furtuka's Face.

[Spinal_Taper]

"Psh. At Korvunskar, yes. But what of Yevventorf? Bensorack?

[Doomblade187]

Respawn with a wall-builder.

[Xantalos]

Put my slippers into the machine, thinking about boots that augment the energy of kicks. 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Put Misko's corpse in the machine

You remove a sword made of bone, with a neat fleshy hilt, and place misko's corpse in the machine. [5] Opening it, you get a neat...something which is made of flesh and sinew. It seems to function like a bow, but produce an infinite number of arrows!

Ressurect thinking about a Modern version of a Robin Hood outfit. Grab my stuff from earlier and Practice Archery on Furtuka's Face.

[4-1] You are wearing a Robin Hood costume instead of a bathrobe. [3-1] Practiced, and thank heavens!

"Psh. At Korvunskar, yes. But what of Yevventorf? Bensorack?

[5] More engraving. "fLÜkEs¡"

Respawn with a wall-builder.

[6] It walls you and itself in, so securely that you promptly anexphyxiate. Respawn?
((Can't you stay alive longer than a turn?)

Put my slippers into the machine, thinking about boots that augment the energy of kicks. 

[2] You put on your new boots. They seem to be normal. Wait, how'd you put the slippers in the machine?

[misko27]

Since Furtuka decided to give me the bow, Practice My new bow. Attempt to get +1 to archery if it's my only action (which means I'm focused on it as opposed to, say, running away and shooting like a madman.

[Xantalos]

What you mean, GM oh wait no arms.
With my teeth, obviously.
Put my bathrobe in the machine, thinking about light, flexible, yet indestructible body armor that dissapates the kinetic energy of anything impacting it.