>Increase biological age by 30 years
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>If the 2nd action is successful, become the worshiped diety of the new universe
(5-1) okay
(3-1) No destruction for you.
SOMEONE DESTROYING UNIVERSES OM MY TURF?!
>BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN
(1 vs. 6) 31 year old Zanzetkuken murders a baby Agent Smith. (6) he possesses Slowpoke though, because he's the closest to zanzetkuken.
>Destroy the old universe.
Impede oh criminy, too late.
Carefully lower myself to the ground. Stop the robbers by trapping them on the ceiling, or a nearby wall.
>Increase biological age by 30 years
>Continue destruction of the old universe
IMPEDE. ACTIONS. NOW.
(6) In epic moves you drop to the ground in slo-mo.
(6) then epicly pin the robbers to the ceiling with heroic music in the background. (1) The robbers flip out and yell for the police
Now you just need an epic superhero name.
>BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN
STRI-
oh.
well i thought we're having fun here
RETURN TO ORIGINAL STATE AND SEARCH FOR TARGETS FOR NEXT ROUND OF STRIFE
"Strifing will ---- higakurgurk---- Mr. Zanzetkuken!"
become human again. Then create a space empire.
(5) why? but you do.
(4) sure
No,This won't do
My Age should Qutie high like 14
(2) your still a baby
Become Tavik Toth's 'trusted' leitenent.
Order colonists to produce armoured vehicles.
Politely 'borrow' any hand-held weapons held by Tavik.
(4) k
(5) done
(3) Tavik doesn't have one.
Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken."
LordSlowpoke: kicked out of the Matrix because he's possessed by Xantalos
GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter attacking a bank robber.
Tavik Toth: Emperor
Onyxjew: Baby
Tophat: Baby lieutenant
nosaneinme: Black-hole throwing Baby
zanzetkuken: 31 year old dragon