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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 215454 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1275 on: May 01, 2013, 04:50:47 pm »

>Increase biological age by 30 years
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>If the 2nd action is successful, become the worshiped diety of the new universe
(5-1) okay
(3-1) No destruction for you.

SOMEONE DESTROYING UNIVERSES OM MY TURF?!

>BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN

(1 vs. 6) 31 year old Zanzetkuken murders a baby Agent Smith. (6) he possesses Slowpoke though, because he's the closest to zanzetkuken.

>Destroy the old universe.
Impede oh criminy, too late.

Carefully lower myself to the ground. Stop the robbers by trapping them on the ceiling, or a nearby wall.
>Increase biological age by 30 years
>Continue destruction of the old universe
IMPEDE. ACTIONS. NOW.
(6) In epic moves you drop to the ground in slo-mo.
(6) then epicly pin the robbers to the ceiling with heroic music in the background. (1) The robbers flip out and yell for the police
Now you just need an epic superhero name.

>BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN

STRI-

oh.

well i thought we're having fun here

RETURN TO ORIGINAL STATE AND SEARCH FOR TARGETS FOR NEXT ROUND OF STRIFE
"Strifing will ---- higakurgurk---- Mr. Zanzetkuken!"

become human again. Then create a space empire.
(5) why? but you do.
(4) sure

No,This won't do

My Age should Qutie high like 14
(2) your still a baby

Become Tavik Toth's 'trusted' leitenent.
Order colonists to produce armoured vehicles.
Politely 'borrow' any hand-held weapons held by Tavik.

(4) k
(5) done
(3) Tavik doesn't have one.

Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken."

LordSlowpoke: kicked out of the Matrix because he's possessed by Xantalos

GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter attacking a bank robber.

Tavik Toth: Emperor

Onyxjew: Baby

Tophat: Baby lieutenant

nosaneinme: Black-hole throwing Baby

zanzetkuken: 31 year old dragon
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1276 on: May 01, 2013, 04:55:49 pm »

>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the worshiped diety of the new universe
« Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 12:19:00 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1277 on: May 01, 2013, 05:05:16 pm »

Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1278 on: May 01, 2013, 05:31:35 pm »

Redo the Last thing
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1279 on: May 01, 2013, 05:35:38 pm »

order expansion across Orion arm of galaxy.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1280 on: May 01, 2013, 07:42:43 pm »

Activate Bullet Time
Crush Zanzetkuken's windpipe
Rip out his heart
Eat it
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1281 on: May 02, 2013, 12:18:09 pm »

Grow up. Not too old, though.
Then oversee creation of military.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1282 on: May 02, 2013, 12:20:53 pm »

Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!

>Throw poisoned peanut butter at GreatWyrmGold.
>Reason my way into a combat bonus against entities that have a biological age less than 30 years of age.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2013, 12:23:06 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1283 on: May 02, 2013, 08:57:01 pm »

>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the worshiped diety of the new universe
Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!
Activate Bullet Time
Crush Zanzetkuken's windpipe
Rip out his heart
Eat it

Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!

>Throw poisoned peanut butter at GreatWyrmGold.
>Reason my way into a combat bonus against entities that have a biological age less than 30 years of age.
(1) Zanzetkuken destroys the part of the universe he is in first. Respawn?

Redo the Last thing
(4) You are 14 years old

order expansion across Orion arm of galaxy.
(1) The orion empire kicks your ass and takes over your empire.

Grow up. Not too old, though.
Then oversee creation of military.

(4) You become 20
(5)  You get hired by the Orion Empire's military

Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken."

LordSlowpoke: kicked out of the Matrix because he's possessed by Xantalos

GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter.

Tavik Toth: Former Emperor in Orion prison

Onyxjew: Baby

Tophat: Baby in Orion military

nosaneinme: 14

zanzetkuken: dead

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1284 on: May 02, 2013, 09:42:47 pm »

Go back to the robbers. Put them in jail.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1285 on: May 02, 2013, 10:02:54 pm »

(In Old Law to dodge if i play elay was going die then went to hell,I get myself an K7-Leetha(From Spawn) and Be badass out of hell but since choices is that i have two character)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1286 on: May 02, 2013, 11:34:25 pm »

Flipspinbandsawkick a criminal across the face
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1287 on: May 03, 2013, 03:36:20 am »

Flipspinbandsawkick a criminal across the face

INTERNAL STRIFE
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1288 on: May 03, 2013, 06:37:16 am »

Lead revolution and take over Orion empire.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1289 on: May 03, 2013, 12:17:21 pm »

>Respawn
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the worshiped diety of the new universe

(Wait, wasn't I trapped outside of both universes?)
« Last Edit: May 03, 2013, 12:26:06 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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