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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #735 on: February 10, 2013, 11:12:27 am »
Quote from: javierpwn on February 09, 2013, 03:46:03 pm
Soul punch GWG, and eat his Soul Arm
Then inhabit my body
Quote from: javierpwn on February 09, 2013, 03:46:03 pm
Soul punch GWG, and eat his Soul Arm
Then inhabit my body
(1 vs. 5) GWG beats you up then smashes your soul to pieces. Respawn?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 09, 2013, 03:00:08 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 08, 2013, 05:48:15 pm
Wait for Javier to enter his body, then possess him. See how he likes it!
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 09, 2013, 03:00:08 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 08, 2013, 05:48:15 pm
Wait for Javier to enter his body, then possess him. See how he likes it!
Guess what! You wait.

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 09, 2013, 04:07:48 pm
Speak to Robot,See If he Sane or Crazy
(4) "hello sir, how may i better serve you?" the robot says in a British accent. Seems sane.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 09, 2013, 04:32:15 pm
Kick it.

Implying I just kick something. I was hoping you would just roll for it and something to the effect of:
(1) You kick something, alright. It turns out to be a hellhound. A very angry hellhound. A hungry hellhound. Respawn?
(3) You kick a nearby wall. It hurts, slightly.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 09, 2013, 04:34:22 pm
Finish him!
(2 vs. 1) You stand there and watch as he trips and smashes into the ground and dies.

Quote from: Emral282 on February 09, 2013, 05:05:48 pm
Become the Sun
(3) you become a son.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 09, 2013, 05:12:07 pm
>Try until it works!
(2 vs. 2+1) King Xantalos slices your hand off too.

Quote from: TopHat on February 09, 2013, 05:28:35 pm
Rename corp. TopHat corporation.
Examine assets
done.
You have 108928 Sherman tanks, and 500 Flamethrower tanks

NPCs:
Dinosaurs are cool too attempts more magic on the grillodons. (1) It back fires and turns (2) a small number of dinos into stone.
Alliance of Grillodon Resistance resumes attack! (3) (1 vs. 2+1) (4 vs. 4+1) (6 vs. 4+1) The first group loses 200 dinos. The second loses 500 but slightly injures the King, and the third actually kills King Xantalos at the cost of 500 dinos!
The Grillodon army has a mass charge at the Alliance. (1 vs. 1) both sides trip and kill several of their own men by mistake.

Spoiler: Dinosaurs are cool too (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Alliance of Grillodon Resistance (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)


(which means that ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V will commence soon. And the winner in the poll was A player that isn't Xantalos, so I'll do that, and then #VI will be using a random generator. Any volunteers for being the villain?
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 11:14:38 am by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #736 on: February 10, 2013, 11:16:13 am »
Reform soul fragments
Eat his soul arm
Possess that shiny body
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #737 on: February 10, 2013, 11:20:02 am »
I say we randomly determine which player is the villain!
Upgrade Shermans into Sherman Fireflies.
Attack random other group.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #738 on: February 10, 2013, 01:10:53 pm »
Ask Robot,Is there research that need get done to space travel,
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #739 on: February 10, 2013, 01:17:06 pm »
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
RAGEATTACK! KILL EVERY ENEMY OF THE GRILLODON EMPIRE IN A RAGE AND TGEN ASSUME THE THRONE AS KING XANTALOS 1.5
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #740 on: February 10, 2013, 03:32:40 pm »
I volunteer for tribute.

In other news,

Begin army of one foot tall clockwork spiders. Millions of them. IN SPACE!

Also a couple super cruisers made of orphaned dragon meat would be nice.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #741 on: February 10, 2013, 03:38:59 pm »
Aid Xantalos's action.

Try not to the the new villain.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #742 on: February 10, 2013, 05:02:55 pm »
>Detonate a reality bomb to get a new universe.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #743 on: February 10, 2013, 06:45:54 pm »
RTDTL is 50 pages old! Only 180 pages to beat YAFB for the longest Minimalist RTD. Also thanks to Wwolin, Xantalos, and GWG who nominated this form for Hall of Fame. If someone else feels so inclined (hint, hint) it would get in!

Quote from: javierpwn on February 10, 2013, 11:16:13 am
Reform soul fragments
Eat his soul arm
Possess that shiny body
(2) You really need to respawn.

Quote from: TopHat on February 10, 2013, 11:20:02 am
I say we randomly determine which player is the villain!
Upgrade Shermans into Sherman Fireflies.
Attack random other group.
(4) Okay I'll do that.
(5) Shermans upgraded
You send your flamethrower tanks at the Dinosaurs are cool too group. (2 vs. 2) The dinos ignore your flamethrowers because they developed mechanical difficulties.

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 10, 2013, 01:10:53 pm
Ask Robot,Is there research that need get done to space travel,
(2) The robot powers down for recharge, it looks like you need to find a charger for it.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 10, 2013, 01:17:06 pm
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
RAGEATTACK! KILL EVERY ENEMY OF THE GRILLODON EMPIRE IN A RAGE AND TGEN ASSUME THE THRONE AS KING XANTALOS 1.5
(4+1) In a rage you charge at the Alliance against Grillodon resistance. (1+1 vs. 6) They kill you. Respawn?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 10, 2013, 03:38:59 pm
Aid Xantalos's action.

Try not to the the new villain.
(5) You will be excluded from the random generator.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 05:02:55 pm
>Detonate a reality bomb to get a new universe.
But you can't get a reality bomb, i can give you a (2) pencil though.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 10, 2013, 03:32:40 pm
I volunteer for tribute.

In other news,

Begin army of one foot tall clockwork spiders. Millions of them. IN SPACE!

Also a couple super cruisers made of orphaned dragon meat would be nice.
(2) No you don't

(3) You create one clockwork spider

(1) A dragon flames you when you try to kill one. Respawn?

Villain of ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V is......? (5) Zanzetkuken the great! After several minutes searching in the past, I have discovered that Zanzetkuken keeps wanting a TARDIS. So of course he is Head Dalek at the head of the Dalek Empire? (I've only watched like 10 episodes of Doctor Who, so beware)


Spoiler: Dalek Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dinosaurs are cool too (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Onyxjew's Crazy Creature Place (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alliance of Grillodon Resistance (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 06:53:03 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #744 on: February 10, 2013, 06:57:43 pm »
Conquer a random system of planets.
Set up manufacturing base in aforementioned planets.
Begin building halftracks
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #745 on: February 10, 2013, 07:04:45 pm »
Gain great magic powers
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #746 on: February 10, 2013, 07:09:41 pm »
Respawn as digital Grillodon
Delete sys32 on all the Daleks
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #747 on: February 10, 2013, 08:08:43 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 10, 2013, 06:45:54 pm
Also thanks to Wwolin, Xantalos, and GWG who nominated this form for Hall of Fame. If someone else feels so inclined (hint, hint) it would get in!
You're welcome. On the subject of YAFB, mind doing me a favor with nomination...?

Ahem.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #748 on: February 10, 2013, 08:16:25 pm »
The doctor who wiki: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_Wiki

>Construct a transformer.
>Utilize to transform all life into Daleks.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #749 on: February 10, 2013, 08:38:39 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 08:16:25 pm
The doctor who wiki: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_Wiki
No.
I know as much as I need to from TV Tropes, thank you very much, and I already know enough to jeopardize my plan!
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