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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216919 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #600 on: January 29, 2013, 09:22:09 pm »
Quote from: InZane on January 28, 2013, 11:26:55 am
Shoot every law related thing
(2) You'll need a gun first.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 28, 2013, 12:52:57 pm
>Time jump away!
Quote from: Xantalos on January 28, 2013, 02:38:52 pm
Conveniently be at the time he jumps to
Throw him back through the portal
Commence beatdown.
(5 vs. 5) Zanzetkuken Thyme jumps away. Xantalos summons his own Thyme machine and follows.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 04:56:38 pm
Get lunch.
(3) You are put in the Jews only seating area of the lunch counter.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 28, 2013, 06:24:25 pm
BECOME A GOD OF STABBING

(5) You do. (2) The Law lord dies like he should've last turn (-1 Law Lord)

Quote from: Nosaneinme on January 28, 2013, 07:33:16 pm
What does fork aliens look like and what can they do
They look like forks, but with arms and legs. Otherwise they are like normal humans.


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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #601 on: January 29, 2013, 09:32:44 pm »
Start stabbing Law cruisers and Super Law Cruisers with a lance of pure hate.

Stabbity-stabbity-stab.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #602 on: January 29, 2013, 09:38:47 pm »
Wait - more time fuckery!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #603 on: January 29, 2013, 09:44:39 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 29, 2013, 09:38:47 pm
Wait - more time fuckery!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
I'm from The future!!
In 6 months ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW LXIV: Loyalty will end when Xantalos creates time shenanigans for the 64th time!
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #604 on: January 29, 2013, 09:45:21 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on January 29, 2013, 09:44:39 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on January 29, 2013, 09:38:47 pm
Wait - more time fuckery!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
I'm from The future!!
In 6 months ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW LXIV: Loyalty will end when Xantalos creates time shenanigans for the 64th time!
I can see myself doing that.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #605 on: January 29, 2013, 09:45:52 pm »
Use my powers of debate to convince Xantalos that eating babies is wrong.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #606 on: January 29, 2013, 09:48:02 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on January 29, 2013, 09:45:52 pm
Use my powers of debate to convince Xantalos that eating babies is wrong.
Don't make me bring up the story of the baby eaters.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #607 on: January 29, 2013, 09:58:53 pm »
Okay,Then where i am
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #608 on: January 29, 2013, 10:12:44 pm »
Finish lunch. Get back to work.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #609 on: January 30, 2013, 12:10:59 pm »
>Change path to avoid Xantalos.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #610 on: January 30, 2013, 08:09:41 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 29, 2013, 09:32:44 pm
Start stabbing Law cruisers and Super Law Cruisers with a lance of pure hate.

Stabbity-stabbity-stab.
(2) You look around and realize you might need a Hypospace engine.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 29, 2013, 09:38:47 pm
Wait - more time fuckery!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
(5) dammit derm..I mean Xantalos. Welcome to ROLL TO DODGE III: Out of Thyme. NEW BOSS CREATED: Thyme Law Enforcers (thyme is now an illegal narcotic)
You travel back to when the emperor was a baby and when all 3 living Law lords were alive.
(5,3,6,2)
You eat two Law Lords, the leg of the third, get food poisoning which prevents you from eating the emperor.

(5) YOu get arrested for illegal possession of a Thyme device

Quote from: Wwolin on January 29, 2013, 09:45:52 pm
Use my powers of debate to convince Xantalos that eating babies is wrong.
(5) You become prosecutor at the trial of Xantalos for illegal thyme possession and baby eating.
(1 vs. 2) You get busted for thyme possession too.

Quote from: Nosaneinme on January 29, 2013, 09:58:53 pm
Okay,Then where i am
(3) You're on a desert biome planet orbiting two suns.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 10:12:44 pm
Finish lunch. Get back to work.
(6) YOu head back to work to find Anti-Semites attacking your work place.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 30, 2013, 12:10:59 pm
>Change path to avoid Xantalos.
(2) YOu manage to appear at his trial.
(1) The Thyme Law agent arrests wwolin because he thought your Thyme machine belonged to wwolin.

NPCS:
(5) Admiral Sawn becomes the new leader of the fallen Empire
(5) The Rebel Admiral (Admiral Awesome) attacks the Fallen Empire. (2 vs. 2) Looks like that was just talk.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #611 on: January 30, 2013, 08:12:20 pm »
Start stabbing anything alive. Ever. Except me. I am a god.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #612 on: January 30, 2013, 08:15:55 pm »
Rejoin RTD
Unincarnate from being a Jail, to being a Being of Pure Darkness
Establish my own cult of followers
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #613 on: January 30, 2013, 08:20:43 pm »
Debate until the Thyme Law agrees that possession of Thyme wasn't really wrong here.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #614 on: January 30, 2013, 08:21:36 pm »
Argue that I shouldn't be arrested for Thyme possession because I just ate everyone in the room.
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