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The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« on: December 01, 2012, 08:50:25 am »

Upon discovery of this:
http://hamletbook.com
I have concluded that the internet will have achieved its purpose, as soon as this is finished. Just thought y'all might like to know.

And even better? They're going to be doing a play!

PS
For those of you with a fear of links, it's a Kickstarter acquiring money for a choose-your-own-adventure Hamlet. It's written by Ryan North (of Dinosaur Comics) and will contain pictures from just about anyone who has ever drawn on the internet.
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2012, 08:52:18 am »

We have a thread for kickstarters.

Two, even.
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2012, 09:45:16 am »

Besides, the internet is a self achieving purpose. It has all the power a series of interconnected tubs can carry.

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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2012, 10:16:40 am »

If we get a matrix... will there be a final boss and levels?
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2012, 10:23:50 am »

a series of interconnected tubs
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Yea.
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2012, 10:50:50 am »

Even. More. Yes.

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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2012, 12:03:50 pm »

But...
But...

TUBS!
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2012, 12:07:44 pm »

The internet's purpose is tubgirl, as it was in the '90s, is now and will be forever.
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2012, 12:22:58 pm »

I was about to point out that you said tubs, but I was beaten to it :<

How would interconnected tubs be useful? Tubes can transport stuff, tubs just sit there.
Well you see, the internet travels across each tub because they're all interconnected in series.

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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2012, 12:37:44 pm »

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Funding ends: Dec 21, 2012

Hmm...
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2012, 12:43:59 pm »

I feel like this thread was made for something other than off-topic gibbering about the internet.

I also kind of feel like making Ophelia a stronger and more interesting character will make me even sadder when everyone treats her awful and she goes insane and kills herself.  Although I guess I can always do the story differently!

The right way.

The Steven Seagal way.  No more pages and pages of Hamlet wangsting about.  The Gonzago players will actually be hitmen.
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2012, 02:38:02 pm »

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Funding ends: Dec 21, 2012

Hmm...

Don't even!

Besides, the internet is a self achieving purpose. It has all the power a series of interconnected tubs can carry.

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If you guessed A Series Of Interconnected Tubs you were right and you just won some soap for your tub!

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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 09:57:26 am »

It's great how we got a potential to derail every thread because of a typo.
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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 10:22:21 am »

Tubs make sense, each tub is a computer that you fill with the bubbly data and cat bath toys of the internet plumbing network.

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Re: The internet shall soon achieve its purpose
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2012, 10:39:11 am »

Tubs? What Tubes? The ones i have in my guitar amplifier?
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