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[Nerjin]

Attack weakest enemy

[scapheap]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stab again at Gobluck.

[RedWarrior0]

Avenge Tim XVIII, unless his killer is dead. In that case, kill someone.

[tomio175]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kill Arkai. Sorry Arkai.

[Haspen]

Honestly, bump? v:

[scapheap]

Everyone: do something crazy.

[Nerjin]

Side [NOT GOBLUCK'S FRIENDS]: ATTACK SELVES!
Side [GOBLUCK'S TEAM]: Attack weakest enemy.

[scapheap]

Everyone include the ones who already posted an action: attack Gobluck only.

[Nerjin]

Gobluck's not around anymore. SHe is now, something else!

[scapheap]

Everyone include the ones who already posted an action: attack Gobluck the Slightly More Wounded than Before only.

[Urist McBeanie]

Sorry, missed the turn

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attack the weakest enemy once more.

[Nerjin]

     Dear and Most Faithful Companion Scapheap,

     I have been traveling the wide realms of Internetia for a while now and wrote back when some troubling news reached me. According to a source I shall not divulge you have attempted to kill my diamond in the rough Gobluck. While she is simply a goblin I have grown very attached to her through my many adventures by her side. I assure you that I understand your initial hatred bigotry revulsion unease at my adoration of her but I would like to assure you that in time I feel the two of you could become good friends. I implore you to reconsider you attack on her lest something terrible befall all that you hold dear. I shall await messanger messenger to return to me with news of your reply. I sincerely hope that you choose wisely. Until happier times arrive upon our doorstep.

     signed
              Lord Nerjin of Centria

[Haspen]

Suddenly, trumpets of Baron's guard began to signal retreat; and they were first to run away, right behind their lord. Before the fighting fodder heard the trumpets, there was still some death we have to tell about.

For example, in a spectacular fashion, Genericus Maximus, who tried to toss his sword, slipped on some mud, dropped his sword and faceplanted the ground. Unfortunately for him, said ground was a sharp rock protruding from the mud. Brain matter began to quickly leak from his cracked forehead, just as quickly as his soul ventured to Valhalla, or some similar place.

Axe the Zombie's Zombie rushed at his next target, Arkai. And with a mere singular slash from up to down, his sharp axe killed Arkai. His body fell down with a bloody gash that ran from neck, almost all the way to stomach.

In the meanwhile, Wraith of Berry Smiles attacked Gobluck the Slightly More Wounded than before. The initiative proved to be disasterous for the pale lady; the goblin woman quickly found a weak spot in Berry's defenses and stabbed her, causing a wound on the pale body.

After those events passed and retreat trumpets became louder, Erusiah rushed at Tim XIX, who was looking for something or someone. With a bone-chilling battlecry, Erusiah came down upon the spearman, smashing her axe into his skull and almost rending it in two. And so died the fourth Tim who took part in this battle.

Berry Smiles, or rather her wraith, decided that this cannot end like this. She ran toward Gobluck, face locked in constant, emotionless expression, and tried to stab the elusive goblin with her spear. Alas, Gobluck was prepared for this attack and easily evaded the blows.

And then it began; the remaining mass of healthy, still alive soldiers from Bullenburg began it's hasty and disorganized retreat. Young and old, began rushing east, toward the better defended keep. Ataraxian Army scored yet another victory on it's account.

Rumours of Gobluck's bravery began to course amongst goblins, previously enslaved by aristocrats, and the greenskins began their own revolt; quickly entire country was ravaged by flames of civil or racial wars.

In the days that came after this battle, Ataraxian revolutionists reached the capital city and conquered it easily and without unnecessary bloodshed. King Arthur III, and his son, Rogg, died in battle, trying to defend the 'Sacred Throne of Arthurians' from 'filthy peasants'. This was mark of the end of the dynasty, as well as the monarchy in general in the country.

Will the revolutionary government united under banner of the new concept, 'democracy', will become something better than the traditional, feudal system that kept the country together for more than eight hundred years?

Or maybe this will drag the country into worst period of bloodshed in it's history?

That's the story for some other time.

Ataraxian Army (Side A!) won the battle!

Spoiler: Actions and Rolls (click to show/hide)

Everyone: do something crazy.

(Substitute for Genericus Maximus)

Genericus will kill random enemy with a sword-toss!
Roll for random enemy: 2, Erusiah
Special roll: 1

Genericus Maximus have 0/7HP left!
Genericus Maximus dies!

Kill Arkai. Sorry Arkai.

Roll for Axe the Zombie's Zombie: 5
Roll for Arkai: 2, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 6+1-1 = 6dmg

Arkai have -3/6HP left!
Arkai dies!

Lots of time to ponder in death!

Stab again at Gobluck.

Roll for Wraith of Berry Smiles: 2, +1, lost!
Roll for Gobluck the Slightly More Wounded Than Before: 4
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg

Wraith of Berry Smiles have 4/6HP left!

Attack the weakest enemy once more.

Roll for random enemy with 4HP: 2, Tim XIX
Roll for Erusiah: 5
Roll for Tim XIX: 1, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-1 = 4dmg

Tim XIX have 0/4HP left!
Tim XIX dies!

Attack weakest enemy

=Wraith of Berry Smiles
Roll for Gobluck the Slightly More Wounded Than Before: 3, +1, +1
Roll for Wraith of Berry Smiles: 5

Nothing happens.

Avenge Tim XVIII, unless his killer is dead. In that case, kill someone.

He's dead, JTim! And so are you.

[scapheap]

Epilogue: Berry Smiles went on to open a tea cafe in the ruins of the capital city. It was voted best cafe run by a wraith last year.

Well that was a fun RTD, Haspen.

[tomio175]

Epilogue: Axe the Zombie's Zombie became president through force. No one stops Axe! Not even DEATH itself. Except for that part where he got shot in the back of the head, but he survived. The bullet luckily only hit the brain.