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[Darvi]

HE'S ALSO THE DEADLIEST SOB IN SPACE!

[Ameablable]

Newtons third law, how'd he FIG-ure that out?

geddit?... cause of fig newtons? no?..

okay.......

[Heron TSG]

A brand new ton of fish, coming right at him? Or an old one?

This is hard.

[Siquo]

Well, with an action like that, you could have expected that reaction.

[Lectorog]

Newton's three laws should be part of every character's moveset. Though I suppose a basic punch covers the first two.

[Shook]

Well, technically speaking, Newton's three laws would cover everything involving motion.

@Siquo: HAHAAAAAAAAA
Well played, sir! Probably one of the first Newton's third-puns i've ever seen, heh.

@Barbarossa: well it was a new and pretty heavy fish but it wasn't quite a ton
then again newkilo isn't what the guy is called

@Ameablable: I sadly don't get it. I attribute that to my non-english nationality. :c

also hey look newton's still at work

Spoiler: Day 59: OH CRAP (click to show/hide)

probably doesn't help that BLASTKARP didn't hit his center of mass

[Darvi]

MASS EXTINCTION IMPACT: UR DOIN IT WRONG

[Knight of Fools]

Actually, looks more like he hit him in the privateers.

Which would partly explain his expression.

[Ameablable]

Looks like that dino.... had to saur!

http://instantyeah.org/

[Shook]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

@Knight: Do dinosaurs even have such things to be struck in? But for the sake of funnies, let's say that BLASTKARP did nail him right in the bongdongos.

@Darvi: VERY WRONG INDEED

because

Spoiler: Day 60: MAXIMUM HEADACHE (click to show/hide)

ow

[Facekillz058]

Shook, please bring Hamstone into this.
PLEASE.

[Siquo]

Shook, please bring Hamstone into this.
PLEASE.

Shht, this is a Hamstone prequel. Eventually they'll mate, lay an egg, and the egg itself is too awesome to break, and is Hamstone. Inside Hamstone a dino-carp crossbreed abomination of incredible power still resides, it has gone mad from isolation, its only will is to break free and destroy.

If Hamstone ever dies, the universe is doomed.

[miauw62]

Shook, please bring Hamstone into this.
PLEASE.

Shht, this is a Hamstone prequel. Eventually they'll mate, lay an egg, and the egg itself is too awesome to break, and is Hamstone. Inside Hamstone a dino-carp crossbreed abomination of incredible power still resides, it has gone mad from isolation, its only will is to break free and destroy.

If Hamstone ever dies, the universe is doomed.

But Hamstone is made from HARDCORE GRANITE YEAH*. How does that even work?

*Totally canon, Hamstone said it on his blog.

[Siquo]

It works a bit like petrified wood. Ever wondered why we found so few intact dino skeletons? It's because granite, generally believed to be an intrusive igneous mineral, is actually ground dinosaurs.

(( Don't tell me what I can't make up ))

[Aseaheru]

we find so few dinos cuz we are cooking with them.
OIL!