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[Onyxjew944]

"Well, that was pathetic. I almost feel disappointed."

Zorhalth

[ArchAIngel]

Hmm. This could be interesting.
Say Zzers Harialltontal Adamenstiar Jubhal. Wonder if there is a word for horn or horns.
Meatshield? Meatshield. Also, would a horse let me get around faster? I figure that a horse is naturally faster than a human over long distances, so will travel be affected by my new mount? Assuming it succeeds, of course.

[Toaster]

There's a word for tentacle.  That's kind of like a horn.

[ArchAIngel]

There's a word for tentacle.  That's kind of like a horn.

You can't have a flying horse with a tentacle on it's head dive down and impale things with it. A horn lets that happen.

[Toaster]

Depends on how broadly you define impale.

[kisame12794]

"Kill count, +1. Now, to the mausoleum!"

To the Mausoleum! Be on guard for traps.

[SingularByte]

I cut my palm over Flux's basin, then head outside the building and say words, making sure I'm closest to Jarvis when I say them.

[ArchAIngel]

Depends on how broadly you define impale.

Stab. Like with a spear.

[Sarzael]

I cut my palm over Flux's basin, then head outside the building and say words, making sure I'm closest to Jarvis when I say them.

You should check if you re bleeding. It wouldnt be fun for you to die due to blood loss without realizing.

[Parisbre56]

Wounds from god pledges auto heal. Flux covers the cut with silver. Also, who dies from cutting his palm? I think you can't bleed enough unless from your palm to die unless you cut ridiculously deep.

@Below: You'd probably get brain damage and internal bleeding before bleeding to death from a blow to the head with a blunt weapon.

[Sarzael]

Wounds from god pledges auto heal. Flux covers the cut with silver. Also, who dies from cutting his palm?

I was talking about the head, not about the hand.

[KineseN]

Kin attempts to scratch the rune B9 with his free hand from his memory to the side of the tree.

[Dansmithers]

Kin attempts to scratch the rune B9 with his free hand from his memory to the side of the tree.

NO! ONLY I SHALL DESTROY THIS WORLD!

[Angle]

Hit the lizard creature with a sporebomb in the face, then order my minions to spring in and melee it, while willing fungus to take root in it's lungs and consume it. If those don't work, will fungus to grow from the ground and block it's movement. If either of my minions is killed, will another one to form behind the lizard. Also jump around a lot, to make hitting em difficult.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Depends on how broadly you define impale.

Stab. Like with a spear.

When there's not a real solution, make one. Like, make a unicorn with a friggin HEAD CHAINSAW because WHY THE FUCK NOT.