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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006211 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3930 on: April 08, 2013, 09:55:46 pm »

"Finally."
Find out what happens when an arcane zombie punches someone fleshy in the face.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3931 on: April 08, 2013, 09:55:57 pm »

"Good idea- too bad we're both incompetent morons!"

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3932 on: April 08, 2013, 10:11:42 pm »

Well that worked... surprisingly...

I can create a bolo but it will take 4 turns and theres a slight logistical problem... i can only control one minion at a time and i already have mr big...

How many souls can you fit in each canister
can the normal souls be combined to form a magic soul?
And what about souls that have already been spent, do you have something that can siphon them off for resale or reallocation?

Thank the bartender for his answers and a canister if they are free.
afterwards head over to tsuchi and watch him dissect himself, if he passes out due to pain or dies without turning into ash use my dagger to finish the shallow incision he started with his sword and then peel back his skin and identify his organs, also look for any internal restructuring.

also words and stuff.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2013, 11:28:49 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3933 on: April 08, 2013, 10:17:53 pm »

((Unholy, ask if you can also combine a bunch of normal souls into a soul that can power you up. That'll be real useful to hear.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3934 on: April 08, 2013, 10:26:53 pm »

(What would the "Dark Hand" from dark souls do in this? Humanity isn't a thing here)
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3935 on: April 08, 2013, 10:27:21 pm »

If the villager doesn't see me say "Shalzethtol Noreeb" while pointing my palm at him.  If he does see me say "Rothon Noreeb" while pointing my palm at him.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3936 on: April 08, 2013, 11:23:25 pm »

"~Indeed-a-strange-word.~"

More science.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3937 on: April 09, 2013, 12:05:56 am »

Will my non speedy Thallid to become a very large and strong Thallid, will another bunch of Suicide bomber Thallids to appear, and will a nice suit of fungus armor to materialize.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3938 on: April 09, 2013, 01:06:39 am »

"WTF!"
STABBY STABBY also words
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3939 on: April 09, 2013, 03:09:19 am »

"WTF!"
STABBY STABBY also words
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3940 on: April 09, 2013, 07:07:09 am »

First, do a rune test. Then, say some words that will summon a strange human.
"Time to start testing those page 4 words. I cast 'summon lvl2 volunteer'!"

If miauw doesn't post an action he summons a steel control sword by saying "Shareeb Contallthelthel Hobitaeaod".
((Baby miauw got back!))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3941 on: April 09, 2013, 07:08:02 am »

scratch out some more runes!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3942 on: April 09, 2013, 07:21:08 am »

If miauw doesn't post an action he summons a motorcyle by saying "Hamashalia clo-caltel Zaraeliela".

Hehe...much more betterer...
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3943 on: April 09, 2013, 07:24:54 am »

If miauw doesn't post an action he summons a motorcyle by saying "Hamashalia clo-caltel Zaraeliela".
Hehe...much more betterer...
((That would probably summon a bicycle instead of a motorcycle, but it is an interesting idea. Maybe if I put some flesh in there for locomotion I CAN make a motorcycle. Very good idea, I'll test it next turn.

EDIT: Or maybe I can ditch all that and build the motorcycle the way good motorcycles deserve to be built: part by part with your hands.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #3944 on: April 09, 2013, 07:28:42 am »

Thaltelsho Thaltelsho Thaltelsho!
Create sand minion!
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