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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1010427 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2520 on: March 01, 2013, 12:38:30 am »

Kinda reminds me... i probably should've copy and paste'd what word does what in notepad or something. Right now I read up to up to page 112 (Around the time when Null summons a swarm of fire crows).

But I figure I'll write down the words after I play, and just start out playing based on memory.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2521 on: March 01, 2013, 01:09:07 pm »

Null, in his attempt to murderize Thrakor, trips over his shoe laces and impales himself on his own weapon

"What ho! I have been slain!" He laments before vanishing in a puff of anti-climax.

And then the Seal on the hole breaks and shit gets real. The arena begins collapsing in on itself, being sucked in toward the whole, not shattering like stone but folding like paper. And as it goes you all go with it, vanishing into that deep abyss. And for a time there is nothing but darkness and the feeling of being pulled in all directions at once, put through a soup strainer and then given a wet willy.

And then you appear, along with a lot of other people you don't know, in a room. The room is fairly normal, a nice square affair with red walls, smooth stone floors, wooden columns in the corners and a simple but elegant gold trim. The only things that keep this place from being a lovely breakfast nook are the enormous pulsating magic circle on the floor and the Eight mummified dead guys in yellow robes sitting around it, their hands still clasped in prayer.   

There's only one door out of here and it's right in front of you.

(If you've given me a sheet, you're now officially in. Go nuts)
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 01:14:04 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2522 on: March 01, 2013, 01:14:32 pm »

I cast SPELL!

Attempt to make results exit circle and look through the door.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2523 on: March 01, 2013, 01:19:38 pm »

((Oh Null, you silly bugger.  I assume those of us who were already in are reduced to our non-powerful new forms?))


Thrakor looks around.  There was no longer a supposed-to-be-sentient mace in hands... and he felt much, much weaker.  Wasn't there something about souls, and a fight, and REAL ULTIMATE POWER, and... was that just a dream?

He looked in his hands.  There was the familiar-looking spellbook... oh yes, and those were his notes.  So... not a dream.  But what happened?


Go up to whichever yellow dead guy looks most important and loot his corpse, including the robe.   Wear the robe.  If they all look equal, just whichever one is closest.
EDIT- If attacked, retaliate with MAGICAL DEATHRAY instead.





Too bad I don't have the power any more to cast a super black hole.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2524 on: March 01, 2013, 01:32:41 pm »

"~Riiiight-then. Wheeere-was-I?~"

Make a quick escape from the carnage through the door as I Do The Magical Thing Described In PM.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2525 on: March 01, 2013, 01:39:01 pm »

Zentol fueled murder on everyone around me.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2526 on: March 01, 2013, 01:41:18 pm »

Back away from everyone and do some science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2527 on: March 01, 2013, 01:56:16 pm »

Also, by my count there are 18 people now.  Targeting "everyone around you" is a recipe for either epic success or horrible failure.

FYI I intend to go out exploring rather than murdering right after I loot that dead guy, but I have no problem stopping to murder anyone who attacks me- never hurts to have a few more points.  Just FYI.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2528 on: March 01, 2013, 02:01:29 pm »

"Gah!" Kin got up with a start. He remembered himself getting crushed by a big, big boulder. He also remembered the excruciating pain that followed. "I - I am not dead!" He looked around and saw someone ready to murder everyone.

Kin decided to flee from the Zentol fueled murderer and take a better look on his surroundings.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2529 on: March 01, 2013, 02:06:23 pm »

I cast Spell A at anyone trying to attack me and dive behind the closest pillar.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2530 on: March 01, 2013, 02:35:38 pm »

Use my AXE SPELL to get axe
Pick it up and butcher the bodies
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2531 on: March 01, 2013, 02:39:05 pm »

So am I in? Or did I get dropped from the waitlist?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2532 on: March 01, 2013, 02:51:03 pm »

run the fuck away, yell word at mr zentol bomb as i leave
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2533 on: March 01, 2013, 03:13:29 pm »

"Eh, wha-Where am I? Dammit, I was winning that game, was going to hit it bi--" Glassco cut himself off seeing that, what he could only describe as chaos, surrounded him. Feeling a strange weight in his hand, he looked down to see a leather-bound book in his grubby mitts, filled with words but devoid of any other meaning. "...Wha?" Seeing everyone flee, he follows along, still rather confused, strange words flying every which way. Strange words that are in the book.

Running away from whatever is going on, he mutters a word from the book, eyes intently on the book as he tried to make sure he was pronouncing it right.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2534 on: March 01, 2013, 03:38:16 pm »

"-shel!  ...Huh, that's not what I expected to happen.  Works too, I guess."

Examine the mummies, but don't touch them.  Then say words.

If anyone attacks me, say different words


Are there any non-psychotic people who want to team up?

And a question for Piecewise, which I forgot to ask before:  If daggers give +spd and -str, does holding nothing give the same benefits?  Or are you just faster if you're holding something?
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