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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2265 on: February 15, 2013, 06:58:26 pm »

In the meantime, you can play Finimicon or Infimicon!

Or--better yet--make ANOTHER similar kind of game!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2266 on: February 16, 2013, 12:24:50 am »

My computer got hit by a virus, so I've been fixing it. Thats the reason there's been no post so far. But there will be one soon, I just have to finish a bit of work before hand.
In the meantime...
BEHOLD DISTRACTIONS!
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2267 on: February 16, 2013, 12:55:13 am »

Word.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2268 on: February 16, 2013, 03:32:23 am »

Flip off Royce and do zentol fueled murder on Larry, because I'm an uncreative dick.
"Scared?"
drop the axe and do stuff.

i got a delivery for one "Larry McWoodjuice"

Flip off Royce and do zentol fueled murder on Larry, because I'm an uncreative dick.
"Scared?"

"Meh, not really. Even if I don't knock you out, your demon arms are gonna have to go through your respiratory system to reach me."

Ooze into Toby's throat and choke him to death.
Word.

[Toby dex:6]
[Larry dex:6+1]
[Steve dex: 3+2]
[Anna dex:4-1]

[Larry dex:6+1]
[Toby dex:1]
[Toby end:4]
[larry str:2]

Larry Goos onto Toby's head and tries to jam his way into Toby's mouth. He manages to force is mouth open a bit but can't worm his way in. He does manage to wrestle Toby to the ground and surround his head in woody goo though, so there's that.

[Steve dex:4+2]
[steve str:6+1]
[Toby end:2]

Steve can't reach the throat of his victim, so he just starts whipping like mad, tearing Toby to pieces until, finally, his body collapses into ash.

[Steve gains 2 points]

Anna, late to the show but always eager to please, runs up stairs and promptly starts screaming at Steve.

[anna pot:6+2]
[steve dex:4+2]
[steve end:3]

The resulting tear in reality and the thrashing limbs which escape are all so large and wide spread that they nearly swallow up both Anna and Steve. Steve manages to dodge away but loses most of his left whip in the process.

"Fine.  What are your terms?"


Listen.  If he starts the attack this turn, grapple him and execute Magical Plan Summon Ivan.

"I'll fix that chest of yours, You go human, I turn off my extra speed as well. We stay on the first floor. Do you still want to use magic, or should we do this with weapons alone?"

Say same word, hoping to roll better.
[pot:1+1]

No luck there.

Ignore philistine, more science.

((Did I just find the first step toward making glass balls filled with acidic gas?

No, I found the final step.))

[pot:5+1]

A giant shimmering image of a sword appears before you.


TOD-1 APPEARS ON THE SECOND FLOOR, EAST STAIRS




Anna:Irony: Pool:2/2 [Third floor, west area.]

Stephen:GWG: pool:1/1 [third floor, south stairs]

Larry(4):wwolin: Pool 0/0: (Full body mark) [Third floor, west stairs]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 1/2: (Spider man. body of arcane energy)(no legs)[5th floor, North area, on pillar]

Tod-1:: Pool:1/1 [second floor, east stairs]

Thrakor(31):Toaster: Pool:5/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[Third floor, east stairs]

Rand:: Pool:3/3 [first floor, west stairs]

(8)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Spiked, spinal whips)[Third floor, west stairs]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2269 on: February 16, 2013, 04:13:50 am »

"~A-woo, a-woo, it's a won-der-ful life for me, a-woo.~"

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2270 on: February 16, 2013, 04:15:43 am »

+3 str because i forgot to spend my last point and anna needs murderising
whip my right whip around annas throat then wrench my arm around to saw through her throat and throw her over the edge of the level.

your going to pay for that wench, theres only enough room in this arena for one abomination and i dont need a portal to reach you.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2271 on: February 16, 2013, 06:07:17 am »

Mphm. Two attack rolls? :c

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2272 on: February 16, 2013, 07:00:19 am »

Word.

((Step One For Null's Ultimate Blade: Found.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2273 on: February 16, 2013, 10:24:13 am »

Thrakor cocks his head to one side.

"You know, I feel weapons is the best way here.  I'll have to make my own, though, since I don't have one.  So what, you mean a regular weapon or a fancy magical one like yours?"



Allow him to fix my chest.  Deactivate mark if he does so.  Summon weapon, if now is the time.



EDIT- Thanks, good catch.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2013, 10:02:37 pm by Toaster »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2274 on: February 16, 2013, 10:58:48 am »

"Teamwork is the best work! But I need points too, so I can fix that whip of yours. Maybe next time you can hold someone down while I ram my wood down their throat."

Climb onto Anna's head and cover her mouth so that she can't speak. Commence with the wood-ramming down throats.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2275 on: February 16, 2013, 11:35:06 am »

Thrakor cocks his head to one side.

"You know, I feel weapons is the best way here.  I'll have to make my own, though, since I don't have one."


(Will probably edit in a weapon summon shortly)
((His sword is enchanted though, so maybe you should ask whether or not your weapon should be enchanted, or what enchantment he has so that your weapon won't just pop out of existance the moment it touches his, like your black hole did.))

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2276 on: February 16, 2013, 05:48:52 pm »

"Treacherous freaks."

Words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2277 on: February 16, 2013, 05:52:51 pm »

Dooooo Eeeeeetttt!!!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2278 on: February 16, 2013, 06:23:49 pm »

"Hey, Steve! I bet you a magical weapon I know exactly what she's about to do!"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2279 on: February 16, 2013, 06:35:40 pm »

"Hey, Steve! I bet you a magical weapon I know exactly what she's about to do!"
"I'm not sure that Steve would be much good with a magical weapon, being a one-armed bone-whip abomination. But I've been in need of one ever since Null took my spear. Actually, you'll have two pool if you don't say anything this turn. How'd you like to know the words that Null gave me?"
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