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[Toaster]

Only if it is also sarcastic and speaks in Green.

[Unholy_Pariah]

I was thinking he might wanna do something gimmicky real quick while he thinks of a way to celebrate.
The gimmick being giving people people pointless modifications to their possesions such as steve rocks, HMRC uniforms or making that steel person become a battlesuit.

[piecewise]

Head south a bet.

You bit a south head. All the way over to the south stairs.

name my rock, do stuff

(If you sent me a pm of stuff to do, I didn't get it.)

You name your rock Cupsworth the Smashy.

"Hey, uhh, about the attempted theft, uhh, we're cool right? If I'd have gotten it I'd have helped you with casting, since I'm not suicidal enough to actually pick a fight with Null... haha... aah... Don't kill me. Please. I have orders to fill.

Or... I did. My client is dead. Or, not dead. He just never showed up. This is... perplexing, to say the least. Well...

Come and get it, Mr. Client!
Rothon Aels!
ACTUALLY, YOUR SECONDARY WISH IS REVEALED.
Shubhallethel Zentol Garstopit Szaheeb!
"Ah, so much I'll do with this one... Maybe. If anyone wants the heart attack staff, and this pans out, make me an offer~

Now, back away from the product. Stand nearby, of course, can't have people stealing the merchandise.

Now... I want to test something, but 0 pool, as a certain blue hedgehog would say, is "JUST NO GOOD."

(I'm assuming that those words under the ones you crossed out were the ones you want to say.)


[pot:4]

A black tear in reality opens up in front of you and a dozen hands burst forth, cradling a spear. The spear is made of some sort of black metal and resembles some sort of chitinous alien worm more then a spear. The entire thing is cloaked in a haze of green, toxic fumes.

((Oh no. If this means what I think it does...))

Will a break between self and Wang. If that works, Words.



EDIT:

BEAR CAVALRY CAVALRY

((Also I so wish this had enough context to be siggable on its own.))

((Yes. You have the steel staff, so ride Wang. Or have Wang ride the flying steel bear, and then ride Wang.))

...Shall I sig?

((Brilliant. I somehow didn't even notice that one.))

[will:1+1]
Nope.

Oh hey, Did anyone notice that Unholy Pariah Gave us a nomination in the RTD hall of fame? Because I did. Thanks Unholy Pariah! If you'd like to see Perplexicon in the Hall of Fame then feel free to go vote for us!

I tried to nominate it back before it was a month old and therefore ineligible.  Now I can remember to vote for it!

Also ouch, though at least he only tore up my already torn up arm.



"Oh I see, you want to get your rocks off?"


Magical plan Gamma!  Also if he chucks the whole platform at me, dodge by charging straight at him with a staff strike!  Otherwise, will Electro to attack him again, and to keep it up until he's dead.

[dex:2+2]
[null dex:6+2]
[null will:3+3]

A chunk of the Platform breaks off and slams into the entrance to the stairs, sealing it off. Null lowers his hand and the Platform returns to it's original position, balanced much more precariously thanks to a large chunk of it being missing. That done, he turns to your electro thing and points.

[null will:1+3]
[electro dex:5]

The ground under the living electricity cracks and spears of stone stab upward at the elemental, but Mr.static cling dodges away from the attack and hurls itself off the second floor. As so as it lands it starts Charging toward Null. You, on the other hand, find yourself with a bad case of magical cockblock.

I was thinking he might wanna do something gimmicky real quick while he thinks of a way to celebrate.
The gimmick being giving people people pointless modifications to their possesions such as steve rocks, HMRC uniforms or making that steel person become a battlesuit.

Hows about this instead: All of yous can suggest an element (ie first page word) you want to have. Then we'll vote on which one is best and then, if it won't break anything, we'll add it to the game.




Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:1/4 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[first floor, north stairs, hiding in cloth]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:2/2 [obsidian left arm, hand blown up.][first floor, south area]

Grin(4):Ironyowl: Pool: 4/5 (Left leg is a man)[First floor, center]

Balmora:Kinesen:Pool: 5/8 (Right hand mangled.)[third floor, center platform]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:3/4 (Body of living steel)[fourth floor, south stairs area.]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:3/5 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[First floor, west side]

Bobo:akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [Fourth floor, south stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 [second floor, south stairs]

[Unholy_Pariah]

Ah damn... well add 1 to my str as per the lost PM

stuffslightly different stuff.

As for your element idea im all for it... hmmm what to add....

[Wwolin]

((Oh boy, suggesting an element? Considering that I know nearly all of them, I've got a good idea of what we have and don't have. How about TIME? Because weapons that control time would be badass. It was a toss up between time and radioactive waste for me, and eventually I came to the conclusion that radioactive waste is pretty tame compared to some of the stuff that we've discovered.))

[Corsair]

((Time sounds pretty awesome although Divine would be cool too))

[IronyOwl]

((Will definitely have to think on this.))

Try to will a break between me and my Wang again. If successful, Words.

[Dermonster]

((I'd need to know all the elements to reply to that.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Stuff

[Toaster]

Hmmm... new element, eh?  I'm a bit partial to adding time, but that might be tricky to implement.


Also, PW earns himself another sig spot.

[ArchAIngel]

Either Artifact, or Adamantine, would be nice elements.

[Onyxjew944]

I personally would like Explosive.

Because who doesn't want a staff that summons C4 golems? -insert kamikaze joke-

[javierpwn]

Explosive is a word.......

[Onyxjew944]

Explosive is a word.......

It's a word to make an explosion out of something, I want a literal hunk of high-explosive material.

[javierpwn]

Explosive is a word.......

It's a word to make an explosion out of something, I want a literal hunk of high-explosive material.

or you could put a rune on an object, which will trigger an explosion at your thought of wanting the explosion....