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[Tsuchigumo550]

"Don't need arrows when you're inventive.

Attempt to snap bow in half at the midpoint, leaving me with two bow-halves I can hold and a cord between them. Lovingly name my new weapon Dr.Stranglelove.

[Onyxjew944]

"If ye' can snap that in half when I couldn't with sharpened claws on of fire, I will probably have to kill ye' for safety reasons. Probly not the best figure o' speech slash sort-of-joke, but I meant I'd be very surprised."

[Tsuchigumo550]

"I assure you this is not to kill you, after all, I have you to thank for this. It's more for self defense... a garrote is rather awkward for someone untrained to use it."

[piecewise]

Ormkel was getting a tad bored. "Snee-bong Cantar ba-doongi!"

>Shout that. Continue hiding, waiting to employ plan Lima Tango.

[pot:5]
You summon another big old lump of gold. It is big. And it is lump.

Request PM reminding me what words I used to make the rod.
Say other words.

[pot:4]
Nothing happens.
(pm'd those words)

"Well then... I've got plans for this. But first, some more materials science."

Say Words. Wear whatever it is that they generate.

[pot:5+1]

You summon an enormous, bright green helmet that appears to be made of the cobbled and melted together appendages of countless thousands of plastic army men.

I had a totally banging idea.


Plan Totally Banging Idea


Also, no more guesses as to my evil scheme that got nixed?  If no, I'll tell you (since it can't be done anyway.)

[pot:5+1]

You activate your mark and take flight, flapping your way down to the second level before saying your words. The air in front of you glows with electrical discharge that spreads violently outward, forming an enormous wall-20 foot tall and 3 thick- that stretches diagonal from about 3 to 6 on the second level.

Also, no more guesses as to my evil scheme that got nixed?  If no, I'll tell you (since it can't be done anyway.)

((Mmmm... technical abuse of your energy/crystal control staff, can be done if you have another tool that's kind of obvious... can't be done just on its own because of the precedent...

...I'm sure it'll be obvious in hindsight, but I give up. ))

Wait around.

...waiting...

Susan attempts to take a bite of her lump of flesh again.

Hmm, let's try figuring out more materials.
Zentol?

You try to take a bite out of the flesh but it's kinda squishy and hard to chew.

[pot:3+1]

A black tear in reality opens up and one great eye looks out at you for several seconds before splitting in half into a hissing lamprey mouth. The tear closes a moment later.

"Fine. Take it, doesn't have any arrows. Good luck makin' some."

Wave claws dismissively at thief, then Words.

[pot:2+2]
Nothing happens.

"Don't need arrows when you're inventive.

Attempt to snap bow in half at the midpoint, leaving me with two bow-halves I can hold and a cord between them. Lovingly name my new weapon Dr.Stranglelove.

[str:6-1]
You slam the bow against your knee, cracking the center part but not completely snapping it in half.







Tamara Volk:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:3/4 (Bone bow)[fourth floor,

west stairs]

Phil(2):Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/2 [obsidian left arm, hand

blown up.][third floor,south east area]

Grin:Ironyowl: Pool: 5/5 [First floor, Gazebo]

Possibly(9):Onyxjew: Pool:1/5 (some cloth,flesh staff. right

arm marked, Right arm living steel.Right hand marked. Fire

claws.) [third floor, southeast area]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:1/4 [first floor,south east side]

Thrakor(10):Toaster: Pool:1/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper

arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of

electricity. Crystal-lightning staff. Torso marked.)[Second

floor, south east area]

Hydrus (2):Wwolin: Pool:1/3  [third floor, southeast area]

Ormkel:Yoink: Pool:1/1 [fourth floor, south east side.]

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Hey, guys, I've got an idea. Anyone we want to shatter?"

Try to locate nearby people. Wish we still had a map.

[Wwolin]

"I've got an arm-y helmet! This thing would be a killer scalp massager if I got the arms to move. But still, it'll work as a hard hat just in case Mr. Gibberish up there drops anything on me."

Save pool, do stuff.

[IronyOwl]

Grin's eyes widened as the ink of his book formed spined little tendrils that writhed on the page. That... couldn't be good.

Glancing around, he decided maybe this would pacify it a bit. Glancing up, he wondered how long that lightning thing was going to last. He didn't like being near this many crazy people with obscene powers, even if he did have the book of one of them.

Words.

[Onyxjew944]

'Ach, I can't even 'member what I said! No matter.'

Wait.

((I have a plan. A wondrous, possibly suicidal plan. I only need a few more words.....

Here, have a painfully obvious hint:

One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them,
one Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

...You're going to throw someone into a volcano?

[Harry Baldman]

...You're going to throw someone into a volcano?

((Don't be silly. He's going to make a volcano, then throw people in it.))

[Onyxjew944]

Close, very close. Though it will be more convoluted and over complicated than that. I don't do evil unless I can make it far harder for all involved than it really needs to be.

[Gamerlord]

Close, very close. Though it will be more convoluted and over complicated than that. I don't do evil unless I can make it far harder for all involved than it really needs to be.

((Is that not the definition of evil?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Close, very close. Though it will be more convoluted and over complicated than that. I don't do evil unless I can make it far harder for all involved than it really needs to be.

((Is that not the definition of evil?))

You are correct, that is not the definition of evil.

[Onyxjew944]

Though I will need a few items before I can begin my plan. A black cloak, a tin of beeswax, a black tophat, one idiot drone tool person to keep doing what they're doing, and something to fast forward localized time.

If this kills me, it will be in every conceivable way easily worth the cost.

[Harry Baldman]

((Oh crap. He's going to become Snidely Whiplash! Run!

Wait, it's worse than I thought. He's going to become Snidely Whiplash with a Scottish accent and time-travel abilities!))