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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1012986 times)

Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #720 on: December 13, 2012, 06:58:18 pm »

What. There are no words.

((who needs words when i have a plant control staff))

command staff to grow a large thorn from its base so that i can plant it into the ground or someones chest. basically turn it into a spear with the point on the wrong end.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #721 on: December 13, 2012, 07:04:32 pm »

Hey, wait. Am I on the waitlist?
It's Page 38 for me, just a spoiler labeled "Sanya II".
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #722 on: December 13, 2012, 08:40:13 pm »

"Well... now I'm jealous. I need something superior to the meatrod. I need... !!SCIENCE!!"

Say my GWP.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #723 on: December 13, 2012, 08:44:24 pm »

"Well... now I'm jealous. I need something superior to the meatrod. I need... !!SCIENCE!!"

Say my GWP.

"I know exactly what I'm doin' with this.... I wouldn' fall asleep if I was ye'. This is goin' in yer ear if ye' do. -laughs- I wouldn' wanta come close ta' me any time soon if I was fruit boy up there. I think I'm gonna like this stick."

((You may have noticed a lot of the messages I'm writing on here are crude. That'd be because anything within quotation marks is in every way IC. Basically it's me, but heavily drunk, bored, omnicidal, impulsive, and Scottish.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #724 on: December 13, 2012, 08:50:37 pm »

Talos continues to listen.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #725 on: December 13, 2012, 08:55:43 pm »

Owie!  Damn it!


WERDS, YO
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #726 on: December 13, 2012, 09:21:07 pm »

Susan pets her cylindrical cat while waiting for her mana to regenerate.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #727 on: December 13, 2012, 09:52:24 pm »

What. There are no words.
I think you will find that there were three.

PMs are your friends.

Head to southeast area.
Greet others.
Say word.

You wave hello to the people hiding in the corner and give another word a try.
[pot:3]
The area above your hand glows slightly but nothing else happens.

Greet newcomer, say Word. Not at newcomer, at a wall.

((Ah, there was a third word. A word of binding. I feel stupid now.))

You wave to the new comer before politely turning your head to play with magic.

[pot:5+1]

An enormous lump of solid iron thuds to the ground. Ah. Well.

What. There are no words.

((who needs words when i have a plant control staff))

command staff to grow a large thorn from its base so that i can plant it into the ground or someones chest. basically turn it into a spear with the point on the wrong end.

[will:1]

The staff grows a long, needle sharp thorn...right through your foot.
[end:1+1]

"Hmmm. Thats. Yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

You fall to the ground, screaming and bleeding.

Hey, wait. Am I on the waitlist?
It's Page 38 for me, just a spoiler labeled "Sanya II".
I've updated the waitlist. Take a look.


"Well... now I'm jealous. I need something superior to the meatrod. I need... !!SCIENCE!!"

Say my GWP.

[pot:5+1]
A shimmering image of a mace or morning star appears and then vanishes.

Talos continues to listen.
Well, you hear the words that Susan uses when she makes that cylinder cat. Not exactly sure how helpful those would be.

Owie!  Damn it!


WERDS, YO

[pot:5+1]

You say some words, yo.

The air all around you, about a half an inch from your skin,  shimmers and glows. The glow fades until the envelope around you is barely visible.  And it stays that way for the time being.  How curious.


Susan pets her cylindrical cat while waiting for her mana to regenerate.

You pet the cylinder cat. It purrs.



Talos:spinal_tapper: Pool:4/4 [second floor, North stairs]

Phil:Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/1 [third floor, south east side]

Selande:KineseN: Pool: 4/4 [fourth floor, north stairs]

Possibly:Onyxjew: Pool:2/2 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked, Right arm living steel) [third floor, south east area]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:2/4 [first floor,south east side]

Thrakor(10):Toaster: Pool:2/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity.)[Fourth floor, North stairs]

Hydrus:Wwolin: Pool:2/2  [third floor, south east area]

Waldo(8): Unholy_pariah: Pool:4/5 (plant staff. Stabbed through foot, limping.) [Fourth floor, West stairs.] 
« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 09:57:18 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #728 on: December 13, 2012, 09:54:27 pm »

Didn't I change location?

Go to southeast area.
Say word.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #729 on: December 13, 2012, 09:58:05 pm »

Didn't I change location?

Go to southeast area.
Say word.

Yeah, I just forgot to change it on the status thing. It's right now.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #730 on: December 13, 2012, 10:02:40 pm »

Say those words. Be careful with pronunciation.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #731 on: December 13, 2012, 10:08:19 pm »

success
pull staff out, make poultice out of leaves and vines.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #732 on: December 13, 2012, 10:11:43 pm »

"So, there's a mace, a staff, and a cleaver... so many damned weapons. I should find them all and set up shop. After all, who wouldn't want to pay for their very own elemental equipment?"

Say GWP.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #733 on: December 13, 2012, 10:31:53 pm »

Hmm.  Interesting.


Touch a pillar- see what happens.  See if picking up the ball is any different.  Drop the ball on my foot again.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #734 on: December 13, 2012, 11:31:20 pm »

Also I want to make soooooooo many lolcat references with the Cylinder Cat.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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