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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #705 on: December 13, 2012, 05:47:47 pm »

((Seven-foot long meat lance? Weapon acquired. And, I know I'm not the only one incredibly tempted to make a dildo joke.

Edit: Dat title.))

Technically it's a staff, not a spear.. A big, throbbing, meaty staff thats slightly wobbly but mostly rigid. It has no sharp tip.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #706 on: December 13, 2012, 05:50:08 pm »

((Seven-foot long meat lance? Weapon acquired. And, I know I'm not the only one incredibly tempted to make a dildo joke.

Edit: Dat title.))

Technically it's a staff, not a spear.. A big, throbbing, meaty staff thats slightly wobbly but mostly rigid. It has no sharp tip.

Eh, a sharp tip on my phallic weapon would have been appreciated, but the rigidity is probably enough to make it work.

Resist... Urge.... To.... Double.... Entendre.....
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #707 on: December 13, 2012, 05:55:44 pm »

((Seven-foot long meat lance? Weapon acquired. And, I know I'm not the only one incredibly tempted to make a dildo joke.

Edit: Dat title.))

Technically it's a staff, not a spear.. A big, throbbing, meaty staff thats slightly wobbly but mostly rigid. It has no sharp tip.

Eh, a sharp tip on my phallic weapon would have been appreciated, but the rigidity is probably enough to make it work.

Resist... Urge.... To.... Double.... Entendre.....
Clearly you need to find the word for spear then eh?

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #708 on: December 13, 2012, 06:02:47 pm »

((Seven-foot long meat lance? Weapon acquired. And, I know I'm not the only one incredibly tempted to make a dildo joke.

Edit: Dat title.))

Technically it's a staff, not a spear.. A big, throbbing, meaty staff thats slightly wobbly but mostly rigid. It has no sharp tip.

Eh, a sharp tip on my phallic weapon would have been appreciated, but the rigidity is probably enough to make it work.

Resist... Urge.... To.... Double.... Entendre.....
Clearly you need to find the word for spear then eh?

I'm carrying a seven-foot long flesh pole, slightly wobbly. And you think I want to make a seven-foot long penetrating weapon of the same material, and likely same consistency?

You know me so well. Every kill will be punctuated with a painfully annoying sex joke. I guarantee "Surprise Butt-secs" will make an appearance at least once, if given the chance. Maybe I should just become a flesh mage. Explosions of gore, giant meat rods, flying lumps of flesh, crystallized human, and other such magicks. Maybe a house made of stretched human skin... veins pulsating, fully visible.... a single eye, closed, above the entrance....

Yeah, I could go for this.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 06:06:35 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #709 on: December 13, 2012, 06:07:04 pm »

Karenthar Garhantel Zzeralthonth...? Two words from page two + flesh, hopefully this produces something interesting.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #710 on: December 13, 2012, 06:08:07 pm »

Just remember.

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #711 on: December 13, 2012, 06:12:24 pm »

point at your staff and say the words for rubber and plane/membrane... safety first :P
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #712 on: December 13, 2012, 06:16:15 pm »

I think I should avoid flesh magic. Too many opportunities for innuendo and Nightmare Fuel. I'll probably just stick to doing what I do best,

Everything.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #713 on: December 13, 2012, 06:17:28 pm »

beware, if you try doing me ill electrify my entry points.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #714 on: December 13, 2012, 06:19:10 pm »

beware, if you try doing me ill electrify my entry points.

Now let's go over what you just suggested to me, shall we?

I have a seven-foot long rod of flesh with a knobbed end.

You, have an entire garden of vines and barbed things under your complete control.


The Japanese disagree on who is more likely to rape who. Inb4 I'm talking to the wrong person.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #715 on: December 13, 2012, 06:20:40 pm »

Weirdos.

I just skimmed the turns held in my absence, but if possible, go down stairs and onto center platform, then say word.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #716 on: December 13, 2012, 06:46:26 pm »

"Good, these staves might prove useful. That, or the prick with the plant staff got amazingly lucky. Either way, I could use the coolant."

Try to cover the wall in ice using the power of the staff, after picking it up, of course. Then just wait for renewal of power.
You grab your ice staff and point it at the wall, willing it to cover the wall in ice. Nothing happens. Well, thats not entirely true. You manage to freeze your hand to the staff.

Cool- no problem.  I didn't want to give certain people with plant control staves ideas.

Also congrats on the Meat Lance.


Practice throwing the Thunderball.  Use a pillar as target practice.  Be sure to stand so neither I nor the ball go over the edge.

[dex:5+2]
[str:1]
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You drop the ball straight onto your foot. The next thing you know you're several feet away, laying on your back, Your foot burnt and your hair standing on end.

"Ouch."

((oh my god perfect chance for science... or not))

point at thrakor and command his arm to grow thornbush grenadefruits.

command one of my trees to grow manafruit. throw thornbush grenadefruits at attackers
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One of your trees grows a sort of bluish fruit, but there doesn't seem to be anything special about it.

Karenthar Garhantel Zzeralthonth...? Two words from page two + flesh, hopefully this produces something interesting.

[pot:3+1]

The air in front of you shimmers and solidifies into something. It's a cat; an average sized calico with white, black and orange fur. It's also a cylinder. It's body is shaped like a cylinder and it's legs are shaped like cylinders. I looks like someone wrapped a photorealistic cat texture over a cylindrical model: It's face is completely flat, it's tail is just a smaller cylinder sticking straight out of it's body, it's legs are made of three cylinders each that seem to clip into each other as it walks.

Despite it's rather odd configuration the cat doesn't seem overly bothered by that or indeed anything. In fact the first thing it does is flop down and stare at you.



Weirdos.

I just skimmed the turns held in my absence, but if possible, go down stairs and onto center platform, then say word.
You head to the central platform on the third floor and give your word a try.

[pot:5]
Your left leg tingles.






Talos:spinal_tapper: Pool:4/4 [second floor, North stairs]

Phil:Greatwyrmgold: pool:1/1 [third floor, center platform]

Selande:KineseN: Pool: 3/4 [fourth floor, north stairs]

Possibly:Onyxjew: Pool:2/2 (some cloth,flesh staff. right arm marked, Right arm living steel) [third floor, south east area]

Susan(2): satan: Pool:1/4 [first floor,south east side]

Thrakor(10):Toaster: Pool:3/3 (Bone deep gash in left upper arm. Bandaged but Left arm useless.Right hand made of electricity.)[Fourth floor, North stairs]

Hydrus:Wwolin: Pool:2/2  [third floor, south east area]

Waldo(8): Unholy_pariah: Pool:3/5 (plant staff) [Fourth floor, West stairs.] 


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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #717 on: December 13, 2012, 06:49:47 pm »

What. There are no words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #718 on: December 13, 2012, 06:55:40 pm »

PMs are your friends.

Head to southeast area.
Greet others.
Say word.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Seven Foot Long Flesh Rod.
« Reply #719 on: December 13, 2012, 06:56:51 pm »

Greet newcomer, say Word. Not at newcomer, at a wall.

((Ah, there was a third word. A word of binding. I feel stupid now.))
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