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[Wwolin]

Get by with a little help from my friends. Try to wake up. If I do wake up, use my Spell from Hell on Thrakor.

[KineseN]

Oblivious to the current situation Selande points at the pillar and shouts "Zaralo Gars".

[Onyxjew944]

"Wait, why the hell did we do that whole scheme to make it look like an accident if you're going to consider it a direct attack?! These game mechanics...."

Shake head, slap allies face with meaty flesh sack nearby. Then sit down in a corner and Words. Unless ally attacks. In which case aid ally in, possibly ill-fated, assault. With Words.

((Same question as above, we could have just bumrushed him, and twin blasts of molten rock would have worked just as well. Probably better, the odds of a dramatic failure by me are one in six, odds of success by me are four in six. Odds of success by ally are three in six, odds of failure by ally are two in six. Odds of failing to kill him by both of us are one in eighteen! Why the hell didn't we just turn him into a human-cicle?!

I really need a drink.....))

[Unholy_Pariah]

the Waldo Woods must not be defiled by such murderous intentions cast my spell and then command the plants around the edges of my holy sanctum to grow into  great thorny barricade.

thy muderous intention will not be tolerated near my holy sanctum ye murderous brigands, be away from here post haste.

[Onyxjew944]

the Waldo Woods must not be defiled by such murderous intentions commence operation "woodland warrior"

get away from my holy sanctum ye murderous brigands.

"Are ye' kiddin' me? I was here first ye' bloomin' hippie! Ah was prolly gonna burn the damn thing down in some screw up. Yer funeral. Who in their right mind would make a forest next to a bunch of spell-flingers with a word for fire?!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Hey, stop fighting!"

...I'm probably not anywhere near you...

HEY, OBI-WAN...

[choobakka]

Alexander will move even further down, to the first floor.

[Unholy_Pariah]

the Waldo Woods must not be defiled by such murderous intentions commence operation "woodland warrior"

get away from my holy sanctum ye murderous brigands.

"Are ye' kiddin' me? I was here first ye' bloomin' hippie! Ah was prolly gonna burn the damn thing down in some screw up. Yer funeral. Who in their right mind would make a forest next to a bunch of spell-flingers with a word for fire?!"

exactly my point... your combat will put my sacred forest with its delicious mystery fruits in great peril... so i must defend it by forming thorny walls and throwing spells around to force you to take your fight down below. if your fight vacates the area i will not pursue you, so you may wish to throw thrakor down the stairs and kill him there.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, when did a forest happen?

[Unholy_Pariah]

Wait, when did a forest happen?

its  work in progress that i started over the past 2 turns

[Onyxjew944]

exactly my point... your combat will put my sacred forest with its delicious mystery fruits in great peril... so i must defend it by forming thorny walls and throwing spells around to force you to take your fight down below. if your fight vacates the area i will not pursue you, so you may wish to throw thrakor down the stairs and kill him there.

((Considering another IC response would be more blind insults, I'll use the magic double parentheses.

You realize it would be painfully easy to just kill you and take my lab back, right? You are standing in the center of a small forest. I am a living flamethrower. A good idea would probably be to move away from the increasingly angry Scottish drunk that is gradually becoming something truly dangerous; sober.

Bonus Soul-Crushing: Knowing Bay12, unless you roll well on your eating check, you will find that those mystery fruits not only taste terrible, they set your innards on fire and kill your family.

I really need a drink...

I think that time... both me and my character were thinking in sync.))

[piecewise]

We're waiting for Toaster by the way. I think it only fair since he's kind of in a conflict right now.

As per that forest-well, less forest, more field, no trees- it's not actually spread that far yet. If you imagine the circular ledge that is level 4 as a clock then Waldo is at 9 o'clock and is garden spreads from about halfway between 8 and 9 to halfway between 9 and 10. Possibly and Hydrus are at roughly the middle ground between 10 and 11 and thrakor is at the middle ground between 1 and 2. So  Possibly isn't in the garden yet, though he is close.

When Hydrus and Possibly attacked thrakor they moved to about 12 so they could get a clear shot with  solid ground under it the whole way and then retreated back to where they had started after their attack failed. Or at least thats how I've ran it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, when did a forest happen?

its  work in progress that i started over the past 2 turns

Oh.
Okay then.

Could we get players listed next to characters, so I know who the heck I'm talking to and what he's doing? Or at least characters and players listed next to each other somewhere?

[Unholy_Pariah]

exactly my point... your combat will put my sacred forest with its delicious mystery fruits in great peril... so i must defend it by forming thorny walls and throwing spells around to force you to take your fight down below. if your fight vacates the area i will not pursue you, so you may wish to throw thrakor down the stairs and kill him there.

((Considering another IC response would be more blind insults, I'll use the magic double parentheses.

You realize it would be painfully easy to just kill you and take my lab back, right? You are standing in the center of a small forest. I am a living flamethrower. A good idea would probably be to move away from the increasingly angry Scottish drunk that is gradually becoming something truly dangerous; sober.

Bonus Soul-Crushing: Knowing Bay12, unless you roll well on your eating check, you will find that those mystery fruits not only taste terrible, they set your innards on fire and kill your family.

I really need a drink...

I think that time... both me and my character were thinking in sync.))

your lab is the northwest corner and ive been trying every turn to move south so thats a non-issue as i can just force my garden to grow south, and with the living flomethrower thing...
A) the forest is just a plain at the moment with a few small plants and hte grass is green, therefore only the spots you burn will catch fire and then die off
B) thrakor will probably attack you in revenge so you will need to defend yourself against him.

also i already thought of your soul cushing bonus...

[Onyxjew944]

exactly my point... your combat will put my sacred forest with its delicious mystery fruits in great peril... so i must defend it by forming thorny walls and throwing spells around to force you to take your fight down below. if your fight vacates the area i will not pursue you, so you may wish to throw thrakor down the stairs and kill him there.

((Considering another IC response would be more blind insults, I'll use the magic double parentheses.

You realize it would be painfully easy to just kill you and take my lab back, right? You are standing in the center of a small forest. I am a living flamethrower. A good idea would probably be to move away from the increasingly angry Scottish drunk that is gradually becoming something truly dangerous; sober.

Bonus Soul-Crushing: Knowing Bay12, unless you roll well on your eating check, you will find that those mystery fruits not only taste terrible, they set your innards on fire and kill your family.

I really need a drink...

I think that time... both me and my character were thinking in sync.))

your lab is the northwest corner and ive been trying every turn to move south so thats a non-issue as i can just force my garden to grow south, and with the living flomethrower thing...
A) the forest is just a plain at the moment with a few small plants and hte grass is green, therefore only the spots you burn will catch fire and then die off
B) thrakor will probably attack you in revenge so you will need to defend yourself against him.

also i already thought of your soul cushing bonus...

I think I'll stop here. Whenever I get into what I think I can do, I over-inflate my ego to the point of a killing-spree that never happens. Normally ending in a karmatic one which leads to my inevitable downfall. You keep your forest/plain/living patch of plant growing away from me, and it won't explode in flame/ice/salt; probably.

I'll keep my science in my corner, you keep your... not writing that again, in your three-quarters of the map.

So long as no vines try to steal my lucky charms, and I don't get the bright idea of fermenting your fruit into alcohol, we should be fine.