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[RangerCado]

Web, i'm already dead so i follow the king of the death bringers! (Forget the silly penguin, thinking hes king)

[Shinigami_King]

After the cow you shall be next to go web. Mwahaha... (You didn't here that maniacal laugh by the way.)

[Nerjin]

In the far off land of… Minecraft…land…ville… City? Well off where our heroes have assembled a dark storm is brooding having nothing to do with the actual dark storm which is brewing. That’s right, free drinks for everyone… Regardless…

Webadict and Shakerag sit glaring at eachother over laptops created from the finest silks and cobblestone hacking into the mods message accounts “Well you’re mafia!”

“You’re a serial killer!”

“You can get twenty percent cash back on any loan you receive!”

“The mod finds junk mail hilarious!”

“What really?”

“Yeah says so right here.” Web stated gesturing with his penguin arms to the message in question. It’s a guilty pleasure. I mean I love the ones where it just says random stuff like….

“Penis enlargement banana shoes tank top? What?” Shakerag the shyguy stated. Yes it is true, I have that sitting in my inbox right now as it just so happens.

“Yep… It’s sitting in his inbox right now as it just so happens.” See? Web agrees with me.

Anyway after I changed my password from “Drowsap” to “Sapdrow” because none of you will guess that right…

“Say mod, could you pass me along some of whatever medication you are on?”

To which I reply with “Nay verily my good man or lady for I am not sure which. Whilst as a fan of your many works I t’would enjoy giving you things to elevate your mood to a higher plane or whatever hippies see in that sorta crap… I am no medical professional nor a hippy so I have no access to these things. Indeed I lost a friend over them getting into that sorta stuff… GAME THEORY TIME! When BB is more appropriate than AA or som-“

“Help Help! I’m being repressed!” Cries out Shakerag in response to something Wuba had said while Shake and Wuba were ignoring the mod [a good choice gentlemen]

“Shut up! Will you shut up!?” Shouted the King of Mafia.

“Ugh I cannot take it anymore!” Shouted Shakerag as he pulled a pokeball from his… do shy guy’s have pockets? Anyway he had one is the point and he threw it shouting “RangerCado! I choose you!”

“Ranger, ranger.” Moaned the zombie or something.

“Oh so it’s a battle you want eh? Fine!” The penguin emperor now held a pokeball “Go!” He shouted as he literally just threw the pokeball hard enough to launch RangerCado sixty-three feet into the air and into a tub of Zombie Cure.

Surprisingly this had the result of “curing” RangerCado of his zombism. Unfortunately this was also around the time that a bus the size of a toddler ran into him due to his grammatical mistakes. Sucks to be him. On the bright side the zombie cure tastes like mint! It’s tastey as all hell and I recommend. Five stars! On with the story though…

Now I should probably mention a bit of pre-text to this whole issue at hand and to tell you that story I must tell you this story.

Shinigami_king found the legendary Deathsword [the player not the weapon] and recruited him to his side. Thus the two “kings” of Mafia [other than Toony I think? Who’s the current king? Answer: Duke Nukem because he’s always the king… of my heart.]

Soon both Wuba and Shinigami began drawing allies to their respective sides. The Emperor of Mafia [Wuba] outright denounced the King of the Dead [Shinigami] as they began fighting with Ak-47’s with bayonets attached like they were swords. Voided the warranty but it looked awesome. You should have been there. Wuba did this thing where he sorta kicked Shinigami and then did a front flip… Just search youtube it’s probably on there.

Surprisingly Shake went to Shinigami [Less to be WITH Shinigami and more to be AGAINST Deathsword] while Dariush, for example, went to Wuba due to some… information that Dariush wanted kept secret. Also on Shinigami’s side was RangerCado I guess? I don’t know why because Magic I assume. Smells like shenanigans.

So now we catch up to the King of the Dead in his throne-room stroking his pet Shy Guy [Shy guy’s would make cute pets.] It’s important to note that this shy guy was “Hot Pink” and so was likely not Shakerag. Pondering his next move he announced to his armies “We attack the Cow of Doom at dawn…” and they did and it was a bloody affair. Eight thousand men of the mountain and undead horrors from beyond the grave all converging on a single cow… Only three men survived. The cow lives on to this day.

So that’s how Tricycles came to be.

DeathSword has joined

Day ends when someone has 4 votes. Or when I get bored and decide to move the game along. Welcome to Minecraft.

• Okami No Rei
• Toonyman Borno
• Captain FordQuadressence
• Zrk2:
• Shinigami_King
• RangerCado: Borno [1]
• Dariush
• Diamon Cow of Doom: Shinigami_King [1]
• NotQuiteThere:
• Nerjin:
• Webadict: Dariush, Shakerag, RangerCado, [3]
• Shakerag: Webadict [1]

[Dariush]

I feel uncomfortable with only a single vote. Please give me some more.

[notquitethere]

Hammer Wuba, with a carefully constructed hammer.

[Nerjin]

I feel uncomfortable with only a single vote. Please give me some more.

... Well I normally wouldn't but alright you can have two extra votes. But don't tell the others.

Hammer Wuba, with a carefully constructed hammer.

No.

[Dariush]

... Well I normally wouldn't but alright you can have two extra votes. But don't tell the others.

Okay!

[Dariush]

HEY GUYS I HAVE THREE VOTES WOOT

WUBA WUBA WUBA

[borno]

I don't want it to look like I'm lurking, so I'll go for the easy lynch. Webadict.

[Tiruin]

I pardon Webadict from beyond the Grave.

[webadict]

This battle will take all of my cunning...

Ha, I've got it.

Shinigami_King

Shinigami_King

Shinigami_King

Shinigami_King

Luckily, I should've avoided Hammer due to Dariush not correctly counting. Thank you, comrade. We shall win this battle!

[Dariush]

Luckily, I should've avoided Hammer due to Dariush not correctly counting. Thank you, comrade. We shall win this battle!

Wait, why am I on your side anyway? I want to murder you.

[Nerjin]

Luckily, I should've avoided Hammer due to Dariush not correctly counting. Thank you, comrade. We shall win this battle!

Wait, why am I on your side anyway? I want to murder you.

Because you're a clever bastard who has gained his trust or some shit... Mainly because I do what I want with the story and game. In fact you're now voting only for Web so deal with it.

[Shakerag]

webadict[/color]'s plan to lynch Shinigami_King won't work anyway because webadict secretly likes Terraria more than Minecraft, therefore he's wrong.  QED.

Furthermore,

Spoiler: Secret info (click to show/hide)

THE GAME.  YOU ALL JUST LOST IT.

[webadict]

webadict[/color]'s plan to lynch Shinigami_King won't work anyway because webadict secretly likes Terraria more than Minecraft, therefore he's wrong.  QED.

Furthermore,

Spoiler: Secret info (click to show/hide)

THE GAME.  YOU ALL JUST LOST IT.

Terraria is okay, but I enjoy Minecraft far more. Please don't lie about things like that.