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[TCM]

SHOOT UNIVERSE WITH ZOMBIE GUN TO MAKE IT DIE AND NOT EXPLODE.

[borno]

SUE UNIVERSE FOR EXPLODING.
THIS SHOULD WORK, RIGHT?

[5V5] TURNS OUT UNIVERSE IS GOOD LAWYER. TIME IS TICKING!

STOP.UNIVERSE.FROM.ENDING.

[6] YOU STOP UNIVERSE FROM ENDING BY BECOMING UNIVERSE. NOW YOU WILL END, AND NOT THE UNIVERSE.

SHOOT UNIVERSE WITH ZOMBIE GUN TO MAKE IT DIE AND NOT EXPLODE.

[3V5] TAVIK DODGES.

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5 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH EXPLOSION, 2 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH DETONATION
MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: GETTING SHOT AT
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: ZOMBINATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: REWRITING LAWS OF PHYSICS,
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: KILLING FATHERS
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

TAVIK TOTH: BECOMING THE WOOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: TURNING ME INTO A BEAUTIFUL CODEX
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS

[Corai]

SUE THE GM. IF VICTORIOUS. MAKE HIM SAVE THE WORLD.

[LordSlowpoke]

SAVE THE WORLD ON A HARD DRIVE

CONTINUE ENJOYING BAGELS

[borno]

SUE THE GM. IF VICTORIOUS. MAKE HIM SAVE THE WORLD.

[4V2] OK, OK! I'LL SAVE THE WORLD IF YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

[3] GM DELAYS THE END OF THE WORLD.

SAVE THE WORLD ON A HARD DRIVE

CONTINUE ENJOYING BAGELS

[1] YOU SAVE YOURSELF ON HARD DRIVE, AND GET STUCK IN THE CYBERWORLD. BAGELS TASTE HORRIBLE HERE.
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6 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH EXPLOSION, 3 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH DETONATION.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: GETTING SHOT AT
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: ZOMBINATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: REWRITING LAWS OF PHYSICS,
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: SUING ME (WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?)
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

TAVIK TOTH: BECOMING THE WOOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

[Corai]

TAKE GM'S HOME, FAMILY AND MONEY BY SUING MORE! THEN AUCTION IT ALL OFF.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aid GM's defense. In exchange, he will stop the world from exploding.

[LordSlowpoke]

GREAT SUCCESS!

SUE THE CYBERWORLD FOR NOT HAVING ME AS KING

[Corai]

Aid GM's defense. In exchange, he will stop the world from exploding.

SHOOT YOUR FACE!

"Bitch please, only i'm allowed to save the universe!"

[borno]

TAKE GM'S HOME, FAMILY AND MONEY BY SUING MORE! THEN AUCTION IT ALL OFF.

Aid GM's defense. In exchange, he will stop the world from exploding.

SHOOT YOUR FACE!

"Bitch please, only i'm allowed to save the universe!"

[4,5V3] NOPE
[4] YOU SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE! HE STARTS TO BLEED OUT.

Aid GM's defense. In exchange, he will stop the world from exploding.

[5,4V3] GM THANKS YOU, BUT DIDN'T REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. YOU GET SHOT IN THE FACE.

[1] GM TRIES TO HEAL YOU, BUT ACCIDENTALLY SENDS YOU TO HELL INSTEAD. WHOOPS.

GREAT SUCCESS!

SUE THE CYBERWORLD FOR NOT HAVING ME AS KING

[2V2] NO JUDGE IN CYBERWORLD.

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5 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH EXPLOSION, 2 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH DETONATION.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: GETTING SHOT AT
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: ZOMBINATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: IN HELL, GETTING SHOT AT
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: SUING ME (WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?), SHOOTING PEOPLE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

TAVIK TOTH: BECOMING THE WOOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

[Corai]

SUE GM'S MOTHER FOR THE CRIME O-

OKAY, PUSHING IT. SORRY.

SUE TAVIK TOTH FOR TREASON AGAINST THE GM.

[GreatWyrmGold]

THE SECOND ROLL ON YOUR SIDE INDICATES THAT I HELPED NONETHELESS.
SUE GM FOR PAYMENT.

[borno]

SUE GM'S MOTHER FOR THE CRIME O-

OKAY, PUSHING IT. SORRY.

SUE TAVIK TOTH FOR TREASON AGAINST THE GM.

[5V4] YOU SUE HIM, AND HE GETS [3] A WARNING. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO, PUT THE UNIVERSE IN JAIL? I DON'T THINK SO.

THE SECOND ROLL ON YOUR SIDE INDICATES THAT I HELPED NONETHELESS.
SUE GM FOR PAYMENT.

[2V4] I TRIED, OK? AND THAT'S ENOUGH.

...

4 TURNS UNTIL TAVIK TOTH EXPLOSION, 1 TURN UNTIL TAVIK TOTH DETONATION.

MRWIGGLES:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: GETTING SHOT AT
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND

ANSONTAN2000:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: ZOMBINATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL, UZI, ZOMBIE GUN

GREATWYRMGOLD: BLAMING ME FOR GETTING SENT TO HELL
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX:
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: SUING UNIVERSE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS x2, PISTOL

YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

TAVIK TOTH: BECOMING THE WOOOOORLD
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS, UNIVERSE

LORDSLOWPOKE: IN CYBER WORLD, ALL ALONE
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, YEAR'S SUPPLY OF BAGELS, HARDRIVE

[misko27]

>Sue the Universe for Violation of US ordinance against annoying and un-profitable Science. Obtain Physics and save the universe.
>Be Manly, tell Girlfriend she must learn respect.
>Breakdown, tell her I'm conflicted heavily.

[GreatWyrmGold]

SCREW IT.
RUN AWAY TAVIK TOTH AND TOWÀRDS COVER.