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[borno]

DEFEND GM

MAKE HIM PLEAD INSANITY

USE BAY 12 FORUM MEMBERSHIP AS EVIDENCE

[5V2] OK-WAIT, INSANITY? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM PERFECTLY SANE!

ANYWAY, GM GETS MONEY BACK, HAPPILY EVER AFTER

UTILIZE THUG LAWYER SKILLS: TAKE MY MONET BACK FROM OTHER LAWYERS. BY SHOOTING THEM UNTIL THEY DIE.

[4V6] YOU SHOOT A COUPLE OF LAWYERS, BEFORE THE POLICE COME AND TAKE YOU TO COURT. [2V4, 3V2] YOU USE YOUR THUG LAWYER SKILLS, BUT TO NO AVAIL. HOWEVER, WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS LOST, CORAI STEPS IN AND SAVES YOU!

JUDGE STARTS TALKING.
"YOU WILL BE LET OFF WITH A WARNING THIS TIME, BUT NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO NICE!"

Counter-sue in favor of GM.
 
Locate Sexy judge. Sue for a date with her.

[2V6] YOU ARE QUICKLY DEMOLISHED IN THE CASE, AND YOU DO YOUR BEST TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. ONCE YOU GET BACK INTO YOUR OFFICE, THOUGH, YOU START CRYING, AND DECIDE YOU NEED A SELF-ESTEEM BOOST.
[6V3] YOU SUE A SEXY JUDGE, AND WIN! THE TWO OF YOU GO OUT ON A DATE, AND [2] SHE SENSES THAT THINGS AREN'T REALLY WORKING OUT, AND LEAVES YOU.

UTILIZE THUG LAWYER SKILLS: TAKE MY MONET BACK FROM OTHER LAWYERS. BY SHOOTING THEM UNTIL THEY DIE.

AID. BECAUSE THUG LAWYER TCM IS EPIC.

[5] YOU REPRESENT TCM IN COURT. SEE ABOVE.

MRWIGGLES: UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER: UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER: RETHINKING CAREER CHOICE, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: STILL FAILING TO SEDUCE, MAKING SELF CRY, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

ANSONTAN2000: TRYING TO BE A PHYSICIST, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: SHOOTING LAWYERS, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

GREATWYRMGOLD: SUING GM, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

TERRAHEX: TRYING TO SUE GM (HA!), UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: DEFENDING MASS MURDERER, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

YOINK: WAIT, I JUST REALISED YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ATTORNEY AND NOT DEFENCE, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

[Corai]

Counter sue the victims's families of TCM's rampage!

[TCM]

PULL OUT MACHINE PISTOL, FIRE AT JUDGE.

REWARD CORAI WITH TITLE OF 'HONORARY THUG'.

[Yoink]

>COUNTER-COUNTER SUE CORAI

[misko27]

>Sue Corai for Stupidity.
>Unleash the Wrath of Angry Baliffs on TCM.
>Ask Baliff out.
 
Has to work out eventually right?

[borno]

Counter sue the victims's families of TCM's rampage!

[6V6 SERIOUSLY?] YOU SUE THE VICTIM'S FAMILIES WITH A CASE THAT WOULD MAKE ANY NORMAL PERSON JUST SIT DOWN AND CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE. HOWEVER, AS IT TURNS OUT, THE FAMILIES WERE REALLY REALLY RICH, AND HIRED THE BEST DEFENDOR MONEY CAN BUY. THE TWO OF YOU HAVE A GIGANTIC COURTROOM FIGHT THAT EVENTUALLY ENDS IN A STALEMATE. A FEW SECONDS LATER THOUGH, THE JUDGE IS DEAD AND YOU WIN THE CASE! HOWEVER, YOINK AND MISKO27 COME INTO THE FRAY AND TAKE YOUR HARDEARNED CASH.

MEANWHILE, THE GM CHECKS TO SEE IF HIS DICE ARE LOADED.
[3] THEY'RE NOT. PHEW!

PULL OUT MACHINE PISTOL, FIRE AT JUDGE.

REWARD CORAI WITH TITLE OF 'HONORARY THUG'.

[5] YOU FIRE AT THE JUDGE AND HIT HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES, WINNING YOU THE CASE. SOMEHOW. YOU BOTH GET A SMALL FORTUNE OF MONEY, [1 FIRST ONE, HORRAY!] AND YOU NAME CORAI 'THE STUPID STUPID STUPID GUY'. HOPEFULLY HE DOESN'T TAKE OFFENCE. THEN MISKO27 TAKES YOUR MONEY, AND YOU DECIDE TO NAME HIM 'THE STUPID STUPID STUPID GUY' TOO.

>COUNTER-COUNTER SUE CORAI

[5V4] YOU SUE CORAI, AND TAKE A SMALL FORTUNE OFF OF HIM.

>Sue Corai for Stupidity.
>Unleash the Wrath of Angry Baliffs on TCM.
>Ask Baliff out.
 
Has to work out eventually right?

[5V4] YOU ALSO SUE COAI, AND YOU AND YOINK DIVIDE THE EARNINGS.
[5V3] YOU THEN UNLEASH THE WRATH OF ANGRY BALIFFS ON TCM, AND TAKE HIS MONEY.
[1] YOU ASK BALIFF OUT, AND ARE REJECTED. HOWEVER, YOU AREN'T GOING TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER THIS TIME! YOU KEEP ASKING BALIFF OUT UNTIL EVENTUALLY BALIFF SUES YOU. BALIFF BALIFF BALIFF
[6V4] BALIFF FILES A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU, AND TAKES YOUR MONEY.

MRWIGGLES: UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER: UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER: RETHINKING CAREER CHOICE, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: CREEPING BALIFF OUT. BALIFF BALIFF BALIFF, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

ANSONTAN2000: TRYING TO BE A PHYSICIST, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: SHOOTING JUDGES, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL

GREATWYRMGOLD: SUING GM, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

TERRAHEX: TRYING TO SUE GM (HA!), UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: DEFENDING MASS MURDERER, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

YOINK: OH YAY, YOU'RE PROSECUTING AGAIN, UPSIDE DOWN
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE

[Corai]

SUE THE JUDGE FOR THE CRIME OF DEATH.

[Yoink]

>HIGH-FIVE MISKO

>CHECK THE COURT LOBBY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SUE

>ALSO WONDER WHEN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR CHARGES

[GreatWyrmGold]

ARGUE THAT LAWS IF OHYSICS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND SHOULD THEREFORE BE REPEALED.

[misko27]

>Re-Sue baliff with a ad quomnem damnum Argument, Followed by a ad colligenda bona to get moneys back.
>Locate attractive Criminal. Defend her in court.
>Ask her Out.

[borno]

SUE THE JUDGE FOR THE CRIME OF DEATH.

[5V4] YOU SUE THE JUDGE FOR THE CRIME OF DEATH, AND YOU TAKE ALL THE MONEY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO HIS CHILDREN AND WIFE.

>HIGH-FIVE MISKO

>CHECK THE COURT LOBBY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SUE

>ALSO WONDER WHEN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR CHARGES

[3] YOU ADEQUATELY HIGH-FIVE MISKO. HE THINKS YOU BAD AT HIGH-FIVES NOW.
[5] YOU FIND THREE APPLICABLE PEOPLE TO SUE. RICHY MC RICH, (RICH) MIDDLE CLASS MC MIDDLE, (MIDDLE CLASS) AND POORY MC POOR (POOR)

[6] YOU WONDER WHEN LAW ENFORCEMENT IS GOING  TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE PEOPLE AND THEIR CHARGES, AND YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE BROUGHT UP A GOOD POINT. YOU RE-WRITE THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, MAKING IT THAT PEOPLE WITH CHARGES GET SENT TO JAIL INSTANTLY AND THE WORLD IS ON MARS AND UNICORNS CAN DO ANYTHING AND IF YOU WIN A CASE YOU GET A FREE RAINBOW STICKER.

ARGUE THAT LAWS IF OHYSICS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND SHOULD THEREFORE BE REPEALED.

[6] YES, THE LAWS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL. YOU THINK THAT THEY SHOULD BE MADE YOUR WAY, BUT YOU ALSO REALISE THAT THE PREVIOUS LAWS OF PHYSICS AREN'T ACTUALLY QUITE AS BAD AS THEY SEEM. YOU THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE A COMPROMISE. EVERYONE IS TO BE FLOATING, HALFWAY OF THE GROUND AND HALFWAY FROM THE CEILING. YOU ALSO ADD IN DRAGONS AND KNIGHTS TO THE WORLD, BECAUSE YOU WERE REALLY INTO THAT STUFF AS A KID.

>Re-Sue baliff with a ad quomnem damnum Argument, Followed by a ad colligenda bona to get moneys back.
>Locate attractive Criminal. Defend her in court.
>Ask her Out.

[3V5] DID BALIFF MENTION THAT BALIFF WAS A BALIFF? ANYWAY, BALIFF WON THE CASE.
[2] YOU CAN ONLY FIND A CRIMINAL IN HER LATE 40'S, BUT SHE LOOKS 30. YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
[5V2] YOU DEMOLISH THE PROSECUTION, AND THEN ASK HER OUT. SHE SAYS YES, AND [6] THE DATE WENT EXTREMELY WELL. MAYBE TOO WELL. SHE FOLLOWS YOU ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL.

MRWIGGLES: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

MULLET MASTER: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

SPINAL TAPER: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

MISKO27: ROMANTICISING, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, CLINGY GIRLFRIEND

ANSONTAN2000: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, BLANK PIECE OF PAPER

TCM: SHOOTING JUDGES, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, MACHINE PISTOL

GREATWYRMGOLD: REWRITING LAWS OF PHYSICS, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, PEN, LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRAHEX: FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE

CORAI: SUING DEAD PERSON, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIFE SAVINGS

YOINK: REWRITING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SCHEME, FAILING AT HIGH-FIVES, FLOATING
ITEMS: PHONE, BRIEFCASE, 1/2 SMALL FORTUNE, PEN, LAW ENFORCEMENT

[misko27]

>Sue GWG to get Gravity re-instated as was, as well as any universe suer.
>What? A Criminal isn't the best place to get a date? Bull. Set Ground rules though. Boundries.
>Sue TCM for mass-murder. Take his guns.

[TCM]

START A FOUNDATION TO EDUCATE IMPOVERISHED YOUNG BLACK THUGS. CALL IT "REAL LAW NIGGAS SOCIETY".

ALSO, SHOOT MISKO WITH AN UZI.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Countersue misko for bothering my attempts to make the laws of physics constitutional.
As the Constitution does not state the government can control how gravity affects people (and to get misko off my back), rewrite laws of physics to allow people to choose how gravity affects them.

[Tavik Toth]

SUE THE UNIVERSE FOR ANYTHING.
CHANGE LAWS OF PHYSICS SO THAT ALL UNIVERSES ARE ONE, FTL IS POSSIBLE AND EARTH HAS A SPACE MILITARY.