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Author Topic: Roll to Messianate  (Read 22847 times)

OREOSOME

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #120 on: November 29, 2012, 06:09:32 pm »

Continue raising money, Converting, etc. Also, Arm the CCCS some more.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #121 on: November 29, 2012, 06:26:52 pm »

why did i sell the radio station? anyways!

1)GET MONEY. I DONT CARE HOW. 2)GET RADIO STATION BACK 3)CONVERT CONVERTS. TO MY CHURCH. 4)TRAIN SAID CONVERTS. 5)RUN ADDS. 6)CONVERT THE ARMY, NAVY, AND AIRFORCE TO MY CHURCH BEFORE mcclay. THEN CONVERT HIM.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 06:29:45 pm by Aseaheru »
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #122 on: November 29, 2012, 06:27:24 pm »

BEGIN CONVERTING THE LAW ENFORCMENT AND OTHER PLAYER CULTS! HAVE SPHESS MARHEEN HELP ME ON THIS ONE! ORDER LOYAL FOLLOWERS TO GET US SOME METAL BAWKES!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #123 on: November 29, 2012, 06:48:03 pm »

why did i sell the radio station? anyways!
try to get out of debt. train new converts, convert more. continue running adds.
[6] You spare no expense to get out of debt!
Seriously, I would not be unjustified in killing you for a 6.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #124 on: November 29, 2012, 08:15:05 pm »

oooh. thats why. soooo.... 5 is good, 1,2,3,6 are bad?
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #125 on: November 29, 2012, 08:17:34 pm »

oooh. thats why. soooo.... 5 is good, 1,2,3,6 are bad?

I think three's are just average. Not good or bad, technically. I think it's a sliding scale.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #126 on: November 29, 2012, 08:21:52 pm »

1>Figure out was to get rid of gills without dieing. Get on beach(if successful at step 1) and get a crowd around me, use powers to raise church from seafloor and convert people on beach(of not successful at step one, do nothing)
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #127 on: November 29, 2012, 08:47:54 pm »

PULL A LCS.

RUN AROUND KILLING PEOPLE AT LATTE STANDS TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.

SEND FOLLOWERS TO KILL PEOPLE AT LATTE STANDS TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.

SEND THOSE FOLLOWERS TO DO THE SAME.

REPEAT UNTIL RELIGION.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #128 on: November 29, 2012, 09:19:37 pm »

oooh. thats why. soooo.... 5 is good, 1,2,3,6 are bad?
I think three's are just average. Not good or bad, technically. I think it's a sliding scale.
1--Critical Failure.
2--Failure.
3--Marginal Success.
4--Normal Success
5--Critical Success
6--Overshot.

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Raise lots of money.
Build large bunker aroudn church.
Find office.
convert more people.
then if all previos actions are succesful, transfer all converts to carrier and other things then sail to middile of Pacific Ocean.
[4] You raise $1,500 dollars. [5] You squander $3,000 on a pretty darn good bunker around your church...somewhere... [1] You think you've found your office, but it turns out to be a furnace. [3] Your ghost haunts the church. [5] 75 new people converted.

Continue raising money, Converting, etc. Also, Arm the CCCS some more.
[1] You raise some money and recruit some, but suffer a net loss of $2,000 and 300 followers. [4] The CCCS gets better-armed, though.

1)GET MONEY. I DONT CARE HOW. 2)GET RADIO STATION BACK 3)CONVERT CONVERTS. TO MY CHURCH. 4)TRAIN SAID CONVERTS. 5)RUN ADDS. 6)CONVERT THE ARMY, NAVY, AND AIRFORCE TO MY CHURCH BEFORE mcclay. THEN CONVERT HIM.
1.) [4] You raise $500 without breaking any major laws. 2.) You don't really have enough money to buy it back, but [6] you take it by force, despite having to break several major laws to do so. [4] Seven employees converted! [3] You train them in particle physics. [2] They're not convinced. [6v1] You convert mcclay, but he interprets the scriptures differently than you and founds his own sect.

BEGIN CONVERTING THE LAW ENFORCMENT AND OTHER PLAYER CULTS! HAVE SPHESS MARHEEN HELP ME ON THIS ONE! ORDER LOYAL FOLLOWERS TO GET US SOME METAL BAWKES!
[1] You turn the government against you! [6v2] The other players convert, then splinter based on differing interpretations of the Book of the Bloody Emperor. [3] You get some metal boxes.

1>Figure out was to get rid of gills without dieing. Get on beach(if successful at step 1) and get a crowd around me, use powers to raise church from seafloor and convert people on beach(of not successful at step one, do nothing)
[3] It requires advanced surgery and could leave you crippled. [4] Some SCUBA divers notice you, though.

PULL A LCS.
RUN AROUND KILLING PEOPLE AT LATTE STANDS TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.
SEND FOLLOWERS TO KILL PEOPLE AT LATTE STANDS TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.
SEND THOSE FOLLOWERS TO DO THE SAME.
REPEAT UNTIL RELIGION.

[1] People at latte stands kill you. Oops.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #129 on: November 29, 2012, 09:21:36 pm »

...

HUNT DOWN THE GUY THAT KILLED MY BROTHER AND KILL HIM.
PROCEED TO DO CHARITY TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #130 on: November 30, 2012, 01:07:35 am »

Bribe the CCS leaders and make them serve me. Kick recruitment into high gear.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #131 on: November 30, 2012, 01:37:17 am »

LEAD ARMY AGIANST GOVERMENT! HAVE FOLLOWERS ROUSE THE POPULANCE! SPACEMARINE SHOULD GO ATTACK WHITE HOUSE! THROW METAL BAWKES AT GOVRMENT TO INDUCE TATICAL MANUVER "STEHIL REHIN!"
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #132 on: November 30, 2012, 02:17:18 am »

>ATTAIN OFFICIAL LEGAL STATUS AS A CHARITY ORGANIZATION

>SOLICIT DONATIONS
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #133 on: November 30, 2012, 02:48:22 am »

run better ads

go into the street and recruit more people

change name back to righteous riot
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2012, 06:11:05 am »

Come back to life.
Go to office anyway.
Raise even more money.
Convert more people.
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