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Author Topic: Roll to Messianate  (Read 23555 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Roll to Messianate
« on: November 23, 2012, 02:45:20 pm »
You are pretending to be the Second Coming.
What do you do?

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 02:45:57 pm »
Current Pretenders:

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Spoiler: Prophets of the Futuristic Saints (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Cultum ex Felixis Sanctus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Fabulous Worshippers of Pachydermius, Slayer of Infidels! (click to show/hide)
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OREOSOME

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 02:47:17 pm »
Fight Tacgnol in the epic battle of Catnarok.
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Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 03:11:50 pm »
Point to sky and tell people "LOOK! AN ANGEL!" While they're looking away, steal their liver (possibly kidneys as well, if they're especially distracted). Cults gotta have a good financial foundation.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 03:17:06 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 03:33:11 pm »
Explode with heavenly light. Why not?
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 03:35:56 pm »
Bombard earth from orbit with all types of weapons.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 04:13:10 pm »
Quote from: OREOSOME on November 23, 2012, 02:47:17 pm
Fight Tacgnol in the epic battle of Catnarok.
[5] You do. You are lauded for whatever you just did.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on November 23, 2012, 03:11:50 pm
Point to sky and tell people "LOOK! AN ANGEL!" While they're looking away, steal their liver (possibly kidneys as well, if they're especially distracted). Cults gotta have a good financial foundation.
[6] An actual angel shows up and [6v3] smacks your skull in, lamenting that it didn't get a chance to lecture you. Resurrect?

Quote from: forsaken1111 on November 23, 2012, 03:33:11 pm
Explode with heavenly light. Why not?
[1] Because you implode with demonic darkness. Resurrect?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on November 23, 2012, 03:35:56 pm
Bombard earth from orbit with all types of weapons.
[2] You spit at the ground.

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Somehow I don't think you get the idea.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 04:17:04 pm »
Be confused.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 04:18:04 pm »
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OREOSOME

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 04:18:42 pm »
Read the Lolcat Bible to everyone. Sell copies of it door to door. Also, Claim to be Longcat.
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Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 04:32:00 pm »
Resurrect. Begin successful career in preaching that the angels are the real demons, mostly since they really look terrifying and seem to be quite violent. Also, preach the new philosophy of giving up any extraneous organs for the betterment of the church. Sell organs on black market if this works and build a cool church that everyone'll like.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 05:07:37 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 04:34:21 pm »
Start the church of BLOOD. play this insensitively.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 04:57:59 pm »
start a riot
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 05:07:31 pm »
Quote from: Tavik Toth on November 23, 2012, 04:17:04 pm
Be confused.
[1] You understand everything and go MAD. Your public image suffers.

Quote from: OREOSOME on November 23, 2012, 04:18:42 pm
Read the Lolcat Bible to everyone. Sell copies of it door to door. Also, Claim to be Longcat.
[6] You read the Lolcat Bible to everyone. They savor and memorize it, meaning that you can't sell a single copy. [5] They believe you are Longcat, and wish for the one who saved them from Tacgnol to return.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on November 23, 2012, 04:32:00 pm
Resurrect. Begin successful career in preaching that the angels are the real demons, mostly since they really look terrifying and seem to be quite violent. Also, preach the new philosophy of giving up any extraneous organs for the betterment of the church. Sell organs if this works and build a cool church that everyone'll like.
[2] No one believes you, not even when you quote the Bible at them. [4] Strangely, they're all good with your "Organ Tithe" idea. [2] You don't have a real church built, just a bunch of walls that were built before money ran out.

Quote from: Aseaheru on November 23, 2012, 04:34:21 pm
Start the church of BLOOD. play this insensitively.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016
That's really annoying. [5] You play it very insensitively.

Quote from: scapheap on November 23, 2012, 04:57:59 pm
start a riot
[4] Several dozen hobos start rioting about nothing in particular.
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Re: Roll to Messianate
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 05:12:15 pm »
take over radio station. play it over the airwaves.
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