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Author Topic: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (COLLEGE WINS. EVERYONE LOSES.)  (Read 14881 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #165 on: November 23, 2012, 11:01:02 am »

BE A DIFFERENT CLASS.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #166 on: November 23, 2012, 11:24:55 am »

BE A DEMO. COVER ARENA WITH STICKY BOMBS.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #167 on: November 23, 2012, 12:09:28 pm »

Defend self by eating GWG. Then spit him out in an arena cell.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2012, 02:36:19 pm »

BRING BRITISH EMPIRE BACK.
ask Klingons if they would like their universe after federation and such are gone.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #169 on: November 23, 2012, 02:59:38 pm »

FLY TO SKYRENA.
EAT CASSANDRA.
DOES SHE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?

Defend self by eating GWG. Then spit him out in an arena cell.

TROGDOR: [6]
CASSANDRA: [9+5=14]

CASSANDRA OMNOMNOM TROGDOR. CASSADRA SPIT TROGDOR IN JAIL. TROGDOR SAD. GM PLEASED.

BE A DIFFERENT CLASS.

[8]: YOU NOW HEAVY.

BE A DEMO. COVER ARENA WITH STICKY BOMBS.

[5+5=0]: ARENA NOW MINEFIELD.

BRING BRITISH EMPIRE BACK.
ask Klingons if they would like their universe after federation and such are gone.

[8]: BRITISH ARE BACK. POOF. MAGIC. KLINGONS SAY THEY WANT EVERYTHING.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #170 on: November 23, 2012, 03:10:51 pm »

Be Scunt. Drink bonk and run around hitting people with bat.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #171 on: November 23, 2012, 03:15:43 pm »

Toss GreatWyrmGold into the arena/minefield, with a bunch of dragon-lions. Also, prevent Orbital Strike.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #172 on: November 23, 2012, 03:23:52 pm »

EAT DRAGON-LIONS.
EAT WHOEVER FIRST CALLED ME TROGDOR.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #173 on: November 23, 2012, 03:37:44 pm »

REMIND KLINGONS THAT THEY ARNT ABLE TO GO TO OTHER UNIVERSES.
LET THEM HAVE STAR TREK THOUGH.
HELP BRITISH EMPIRE.
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #174 on: November 23, 2012, 03:41:07 pm »

EAT DRAGON-LIONS.
EAT WHOEVER FIRST CALLED ME TROGDOR.

EAT GWG FOR TRYING TO EAT HIS FOREFATHERS

AND STEAL HIS CANDY
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #175 on: November 23, 2012, 05:44:14 pm »

NO-ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME

I'M USELESS

SOB SOB SOB

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO JUST MAKE SOME TOAST

AND THEN FIRE THE TOAST AT THE GM FOR RIGGING MY DICE
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #176 on: November 23, 2012, 06:46:24 pm »

SET MINING LASER TO "LASE ORBITAL STRIKE LOCATION" AND CALL DOWN AN ORBITAL STRIKE ON ALL PLAYERS INCLUDING SELF
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #177 on: November 23, 2012, 08:08:05 pm »

Be Scunt. Drink bonk and run around hitting people with bat.

[6+5=11]: SCUNT BONK BAT. LEVEL UP. +2 TO DEFENSIVE ROLLS.

SET MINING LASER TO "LASE ORBITAL STRIKE LOCATION" AND CALL DOWN AN ORBITAL STRIKE ON ALL PLAYERS INCLUDING SELF

[4]: CANNOT FIND MODE SWITCH BUTTON THINGY.

Toss GreatWyrmGold into the arena/minefield, with a bunch of dragon-lions. Also, prevent Orbital Strike.

[3+5=8]: TROGDOR NOT LOOKING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. COULD TROGDOR DIE FIRST. WHO KNOWS.

EAT DRAGON-LIONS.
EAT WHOEVER FIRST CALLED ME TROGDOR.

[0]: ALL DRAGON-LIONS EATED. TROGDOR STILL NO HAS STOMACH. HALF-DIGESTED DRAGON-LIONS PLOP OUT IN ARENA.

GM FIRST CALL TROGDOR TROGDOR.

TROGDOR: [7]
GM: [6]

GM IN TROGDOR MOUTH.

REMIND KLINGONS THAT THEY ARNT ABLE TO GO TO OTHER UNIVERSES.
LET THEM HAVE STAR TREK THOUGH.
HELP BRITISH EMPIRE.

[1]: NEGOTIATIONS BREAK DOWN. KLINGONS AND BRITISH ALLIES AGAINST YOU.

EAT DRAGON-LIONS.
EAT WHOEVER FIRST CALLED ME TROGDOR.

EAT GWG FOR TRYING TO EAT HIS FOREFATHERS

AND STEAL HIS CANDY


[3]: STILL NO CAN EAT GIANT DRAGON-MAN.

[1]: OR STEAL ANY CANDY. ALL YOU CANDY GONE.

NO-ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME

I'M USELESS

SOB SOB SOB

I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO JUST MAKE SOME TOAST

AND THEN FIRE THE TOAST AT THE GM FOR RIGGING MY DICE

[5]: YOU PLUG SELF IN. SOMEHOW OUTLET IN GLADIATOR ARENA. WHATEVER.

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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #178 on: November 23, 2012, 08:10:14 pm »

BONK! Trogdor! Repeatedly!
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Re: YOU IN GLADIATOR ARENA (NOW IN DECIMAL)
« Reply #179 on: November 23, 2012, 08:10:24 pm »

WAIT, BETTER IDEA

MAKE TOAST LIKE PLANNED, BUT INSTEAD OF FIRING THEM AT GM, MAKE THEM FOR GM, AND STEAL DICE WHILE DISTRACTED
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