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[Corai]

CORAI IS CHAOTIC EVIL

Chaotic Good, "Rebel"

A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society.

I consider myself chaotic good.

[Yoink]

"YOU MURDER PEOPLE FOR NO REASON.

YOU DESTROY THINGS SIMPLY TO CAUSE CHAOS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.

ONCE, MAYBE, YOU WERE GOOD, BACK WHEN YOU FOUGHT AGAINST BACON. BACK THEN YOU WERE A HERO, I SUPPORTED YOU.

NOW YOU ARE JUST A MURDERER, SEEKING TO DESTROY PEACE AND HARMONY WHEREVER YOU FIND IT. YOU ARE... A MONSTER."

[Xantalos]

"YOU MURDER PEOPLE FOR NO REASON.

YOU DESTROY THINGS SIMPLY TO CAUSE CHAOS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.

ONCE, MAYBE, YOU WERE GOOD, BACK WHEN YOU FOUGHT AGAINST BACON. BACK THEN YOU WERE A HERO, I SUPPORTED YOU.

NOW YOU ARE JUST A MURDERER, SEEKING TO DESTROY PEACE AND HARMONY WHEREVER YOU FIND IT. YOU ARE... A MONSTER."

I find it hilarious that you focus on him rather than the 3 or 4 people who tried to end existence.

[Corai]

You sir, are my new enemy. You supported ones worse than I! You defended them with your might and then put them in charge of your people! You have done worse than I! I have no put murderers in charge of the police! I have not kidnapped innocent Japanese people! I have not destroyed planets! You are the monster, Yoink! I am just a beast!

/Darth Vader/AND I AM YOUR SON./Darth Vader/

[Xantalos]

*puts Yoink and Corai on popcorn list*

[Yoink]

You sir, are my new enemy. You supported ones worse than I! You defended them with your might and then put them in charge of your people! You have done worse than I! I have no put murderers in charge of the police! I have not kidnapped innocent Japanese people! I have not destroyed planets! You are the monster, Yoink! I am just a beast!

/Darth Vader/AND I AM YOUR SON./Darth Vader/

WHAT?! YOU MEAN THE FAMILY OF ITALIAN PEOPLE YOU WERE ABOUT TO MASSACRE?! OHOHO, WHO'S RACIST NOW, SONNY JIM?!

ALSO I DON'T PAY THEM TO MURDER PEOPLE. AND ALSO I ONLY DESTROYED MARS, MARS WAS LAME. AND I PUT THE MATERIALS GAINED TO GOOD USE FEEDING MY PEOPLE WITHOUT UNDUE STRAIN ON THE ENVIRONMENT. (MARS WAS ALREADY RUINED BY WAR)

@XANTALOS: YEAH, WELL, I DROVE DA_NANG INTO OTHER DIMENSION. GOING TO FINISH HIM OFF GIVE HIM FAIR TRIAL ONCE GHOST SQUAD ARE DONE KILLING TERRORISTS. CORAI MORE PRESSING ISSUE RIGHT NOW.

[Xantalos]

Actually I destroyed Mars by chucking it into the sun, Yoink.

[Corai]

That family of italians? They were the Mafiaso! The Mafiaso! The name is evil! And by RTD logic, they are too!

You may not pay them, but you put them in charge! They have the power to murder now, you know how crime rates dropped to less than 5%?

THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REPORTING CRIMES THEY DO.

The other 5% are me, but still! I murder for the greater good of eliminating a tyrant and a idiot from power!  The means justify the utopia!

[Cassandra]

Corai, I can ship you eighteen boxes of molotov kittens, five suicide orphans, and an atomic puppy. Should help, right?

[Yoink]

That family of italians? They were the Mafiaso! The Mafiaso! The name is evil! And by RTD logic, they are too!

You may not pay them, but you put them in charge! They have the power to murder now, you know how crime rates dropped to less than 5%?

THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REPORTING CRIMES THEY DO.

The other 5% are me, but still! I murder for the greater good of eliminating a tyrant and a idiot from power!  The means justify the utopia!

"YOUR SPEECHES DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

"IF ALL THE MURDERS YOU COMMIT ARE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, THEN MY "CRIMES" ARE MORESO. EVERYTHING I'VE DONE HAS BEEN WITH THE END GOAL OF STABILIZING MY NATION, MAKING IT AN OASIS OF SAFETY AMONGST THE MADNESS THAT HAS OVERRUN THE REST OF THE SYSTEM/GALAXY/WHATEVER.
IT WAS ME KIDNAPPING THOSE SCIENTISTS THAT SAVED THE SUN. I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME WHATEVER NATIONALITY THEY WERE, KEEPING THE SUN AND ITS PEOPLE SAFE IS MY ONE PRIORITY.

"I SHOW MERCY WHEN IT IS POSSIBLE. BUT I PUT MY PEOPLE FIRST.
YOU MURDER ADULTS AND CHILDREN INDISCRIMINATELY TO PROVE SOME VAGUE, UNDEFINED 'POINT', LIKE A TANTRUMING CHILD STOMPING ON ITS TOYS IN A MINDLESS RAGE.

"AS FAR AS I CAN SEE YOU HAVE NO ACTUAL GOAL, ANYWAY. MAYBE IF I ENFORCE VEGETARIANISM ON SUN YOU WILL GO AWAY? IT IS THE 'ANTI-BACON CRIME SQUAD', AFTER ALL. NOT LIKE WE FARM MEAT ON SUN ANYWAY. THEN I CAN GET BACK TO RUNNING MY NATION AND SPREADING PEACE THROUGH THE SOLAR SYSTEM, YOU CAN GET BACK TO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO WHEN YOU AREN'T BLOWING UP MY CITIZENS, AND LIFE CAN GO ON AS USUAL. DEAL?"

[Xantalos]

Yep. Time for a concilatory dinner.
What do you guys want to eat? I'll tell you if I know how to make it.

[Yoink]

...SALAD?

NO, WAIT, YOU'D BURN IT.

[Xantalos]

...SALAD?

NO, WAIT, YOU'D BURN IT.

No, I know a guy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

>SEND GHOST DIVISION (IF THEY'RE ALIVE, OTHERWISE ARESIA) TO MOP UP LAST OF THE SO-CALLED ANTI BACON CRIME SQUAD (WHO ARE NOW JUST MURDEROUS CRIMINALS)

Wait, you have ghosts that aren't dead?

[misko27]

Just pop-ing in to say no turn today. I'm TFB.