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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4215 on: January 25, 2019, 12:26:34 pm »

Less of a joke and more of a funny prank I thought of, but it seemed like it'd fit here
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4216 on: January 25, 2019, 12:34:14 pm »

Only works in your chosen theme, I suspect. And I assume, by the lack of further hill word-play that we already reached peak pun?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4217 on: January 25, 2019, 02:01:39 pm »

I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4218 on: January 25, 2019, 04:43:32 pm »

I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4219 on: January 25, 2019, 05:26:30 pm »

I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
Well, Darkling is the default for the upperboards, whereas the... better one is the default for the lowerboards.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4220 on: January 25, 2019, 10:30:18 pm »

I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
Well, Darkling is the default for the upperboards, whereas the... better one is the default for the lowerboards.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4221 on: January 26, 2019, 02:20:54 am »

Less of a joke and more of a funny prank I thought of, but it seemed like it'd fit here
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This one's better:
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Compare to the real thing:
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4222 on: January 26, 2019, 02:43:04 am »

Here, have a list of fairly appropriate joke links, spoiler'd because this thread isn't for disgusting pranks from evil people.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4223 on: January 26, 2019, 03:15:07 am »

A KFC ad?! You monster!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4224 on: January 26, 2019, 04:13:10 am »

I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
It's like Darkling Souls.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4225 on: January 26, 2019, 02:22:42 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4226 on: January 26, 2019, 03:52:56 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4227 on: January 26, 2019, 03:56:15 pm »

There’s a lot going on there.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4228 on: January 26, 2019, 04:04:34 pm »

There’s a lot going on there.
That's what she said.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4229 on: January 27, 2019, 07:13:09 pm »

Courtesy of a TV programme I'm watching:

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