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IcyTea31

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3390 on: August 06, 2016, 03:42:50 pm »

I've been studying up on the categorical imperative, but I just kan't understand it.
I actually do understand it, but let's say I don't for the sake of the joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3391 on: August 07, 2016, 12:10:03 am »

Here's a joke from SMBC, rendered in tellable form.

A rich man takes his son aside, saying "Son, you are growing up, and I am getting old and wants to retire. I know that you want to pursue higher education in mathematics, so here are two options I have for you:

First, I'll fund you exactly for your university fees, and you'll have to earn your own money for anything else.

Or, I'll take this chess board, for the first tile I'll put 1 cent on it, for the second 2 cent, for the third 4 cent, and so on to the last tile."

The son, doing the maths in his head, decided, "Of course I'll take the second option!"

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3392 on: August 07, 2016, 01:45:02 am »

Related:


Dear maths. I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3393 on: August 07, 2016, 02:47:02 pm »

4*62 +3 = 251
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3394 on: August 07, 2016, 03:30:55 pm »

4*62 +3 = 251
Easier to see as 1+2+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4=251
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3395 on: August 07, 2016, 03:38:21 pm »

4*62 +3 = 251
Easier to see as 1+2+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4=251
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3396 on: August 08, 2016, 07:45:32 am »

That's been around for yonks
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3397 on: August 08, 2016, 07:54:30 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3398 on: August 08, 2016, 11:59:55 am »

That's not even terrible anymore. What if I did this:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

That's not even unfunny. (jokereference to "not even wrong")
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« Reply #3399 on: August 08, 2016, 12:38:43 pm »

That's not even terrible anymore. What if I did this:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

That's not even unfunny. (jokereference to "not even wrong")

Please, I have no idea what the hell is the joke about and I do not understand it, never laughing at it, pondering for years.
Explain?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3400 on: August 08, 2016, 01:34:14 pm »

It's an anti-joke, which is something that takes the situation that is laid out in the joke literally, so the response is the most sensible thing.

While the chicken retains the anthropomorphic ability to reason, one would generally cross a road because they wanted to be on the opposite sidewalk, or "get to the other side".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3401 on: August 08, 2016, 02:28:40 pm »

A priest, a rabbi and an atheist are sitting in a bar
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3402 on: August 08, 2016, 02:37:00 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3403 on: August 09, 2016, 11:29:42 pm »

-1 points for being funny
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3404 on: August 09, 2016, 11:50:54 pm »

i mad it up mysel
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