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[Luke_Prowler]

I got memes. Lots of memes. Do memes count?

Anyway did you hear the one about the ceiling fan?
It might be over your head.

[Flying Dice]

Oh man, I have a few dead baby ones. Are those appropriate? I'm not sure if they'd be appropriate.

I took the title to mean that definition of terrible, so one would think so, short of being warn/banworthy. Which dead babies obviously aren't. *cough*childcarethread*cough*

[misko27]

Oh man, I have a few dead baby ones. Are those appropriate? I'm not sure if they'd be appropriate.

I took the title to mean that definition of terrible, so one would think so, short of being warn/banworthy. Which dead babies obviously aren't. *cough*childcarethread*cough*

And the anti-elven racism, and the eugenics, and the genocide, and the other various others, I'd say a few dead babies wouldn't bother him much.

[SirAaronIII]

Okay, if I get banned forever it will be your guys' fault.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a car?
I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

..actually, looking back, they aren't as funny as I remembered

[Flying Dice]

Old, unfunny.

How many dead babies can you attach to a tree?

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It depends on what sort of nails you have, and how many of them you have. Also, the level of rigor mortis which has set in, the density of the tree, the thickness of the bark, local temperature and humidity, the quality of your hammering implement, the average thickness of the body fat, and so forth.

As demonstrated, there are several ways in which they are both unamusing and entirely too much work for too little payoff. Much like throwing dead babies into a woodchipper.

[Heron TSG]

Let's shy away from the dead babies.

[Strife26]

Let's shun away from dead babies. Tend to be unfunny and predictable, other than straight shock value.

Honestly, I don't have any good terrible jokes.

[Andrew425]

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one!

[Remalle]

* Remalle takes the thread title at its word

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick!

What's red and smells like blue paint?

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Red paint.

What's blue and smells like blue paint?

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...blue paint.

[Mech#4]

Why are trees good problem solvers?

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Because they get to the root of the problem.

What do you call a man with a bird on his head?

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Cliff.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

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Doug.

What does an old person ask for when they go to a restaurant?

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Apéritif

[The Darkling Wolf]

All my truly terrible jokes are generally racist (thanks, family!).

Here's one that's historical instead;

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

^{I'm so sorry...}

This has offended me and I will be speaking with my solicitor in the morning.

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

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Douglas

What do you call a man with newspaper in his underpants?

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Russel

[Knight of Fools]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs...

...when he's in the water?

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Bob.

...when he's in front of your door?

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Mat.

...when he's in your barbeque?

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Frank.

[Bauglir]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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The wheelchair.

Too evil?

[Pnx]

Oh, I just remembered another one:

A Chinese man, a Japanese man, a Cambodian, a Burmese man, a Malyasian man, and a Singaporian, all try to walk into a bar, but they're stopped by the bouncer who says, "I'm sorry guys but I can't let you in without a Thai."

[The Darkling Wolf]

It orders a beer.

A Tachyon walks into a bar.