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[triato]

As the tittle says, post things that happen in DF and in your life.

Today my dog bite my upper tooth (lightly while playing). I thod that could never happen in RL but it did just as in the game my dog tried to bite my hand that was in front of my face but missed and since I was moving forward and laughing he catched my upper front teeth.

[Azated]

The Hen charges at the Border Collie!
The Border Collie is surprised by the ferocity of the onslaught!
The Hen attacks the Border Collie in the body with its Beak!
The Border Collie retreats to the safety of Human Master!
The Hen retreats to the safety of Tall Grass!

[Itnetlolor]

I require alcohol to get through the day.

[Scootagoose]

I always get insane demands from my job's noble (boss)

[Elu]

I find myself more creative(writing) while slightly drunk

[Indricotherium]

My wife has designated our entire attic a stockpile that accepts anything. ANYTHING.

[WaffleEggnog]

I got tired of drinking the same old booze (actuly wine) lately.

[triato]

The dog charges at the girlfriend
The girlfriend is surprised by the ferocity of the onslaught!
The dog catches the girlfriend lower leg with front paws
The dog hits  to the girlfriendīs lower leg with its hips!
No damage is done
The dog hits  to the girlfriendīs lower leg with its hips!
No damage is done
The dog hits  to the girlfriendīs lower leg with its hips!
No damage is done
The dog hits  to the girlfriendīs lower leg with its hips!
No damage is done
The girlfriend escapes from the dogīs grab!
The boyfriend nags the dog from behind.

[Mr S]

Mr S, Repair Section Overseer               Manage Work Orders
Machine Operator 1                             On Break
Machine Operator 2                             On Break
Machine Operator 3                             On Break
Machine Operator 4                             On Break
...

[itisnotlogical]

This is a US History Assignment made out of paper, ink and graphite. All workmanship is of the lowest quality. On the US History Assignment is an image of the Doctor and a Dalek in graphite. The Dalek is burning. The Doctor is laughing. This image relates to the human Itisnotlogical being bored in US History class.

[Vercingetorix]

Vercingetorix - Accountant
Update Stockpile Records

Now, if only it were like DF and once I did the work to get the highest precision level I wouldn't have to do it again...

[Imp]

Vercingetorix - Accountant
Update Stockpile Records

Now, if only it were like DF and once I did the work to get the highest precision level I wouldn't have to do it again...

Ahh, but it IS like DF.  You just think you've reached infinite skill.  You've not, but keep trying.  If you do get there, you won't ever have to update again.

[Loud Whispers]

I am pretty certain I just entered a Fey mood of absolute skill. Skill - INVOLVING THE QUESTIONING OF THE EFFECTIVENESS OF SWORDS THROUGHOUT HISTORY!

[TheZoomZoll]

Make homework(2) interrupted by:On Break

[Scootagoose]

Urist McScootagoose cancels job: too injured (lazy) x3