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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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Tavik Toth

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?
« Reply #450 on: January 31, 2013, 12:18:18 pm »
Fix anti-Kurtulmak cannon. Then rally Milky Way against a invaders.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #451 on: January 31, 2013, 05:25:18 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 30, 2013, 10:10:41 pm
Lead a strike force into Zan's base...

...You do realize I have mobilized ALL of space-time against you.  I have no base, there is nothing that can contain every entity in existance, yet to exist, or has already existed, which is the size of my military.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #452 on: January 31, 2013, 06:13:30 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 31, 2013, 05:25:18 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 30, 2013, 10:10:41 pm
Lead a strike force into Zan's base...
...You do realize I have mobilized ALL of space-time against you.  I have no base, there is nothing that can contain every entity in existance, yet to exist, or has already existed, which is the size of my military.
His strike force is already in your base! Run!
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?
« Reply #453 on: January 31, 2013, 09:22:54 pm »
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Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 31, 2013, 05:25:18 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 30, 2013, 10:10:41 pm
Lead a strike force into Zan's base...

...You do realize I have mobilized ALL of space-time against you.  I have no base, there is nothing that can contain every entity in existance, yet to exist, or has already existed, which is the size of my military.
OOC, but technicaly, as always, as a PC he can, in fact, defeat your entirearmy with a banana peeler if he so desires and rolls higher then they, simple NPCs. Probablynot all of them, many will scatter to the winds.
 
Actually, if something improbable like that occurs, I will describe it in great detail. Because I want to tell the story of the banana peeler (do they even have those?).
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?
« Reply #454 on: January 31, 2013, 10:49:03 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on January 31, 2013, 09:22:54 pm
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Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 31, 2013, 05:25:18 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 30, 2013, 10:10:41 pm
Lead a strike force into Zan's base...

...You do realize I have mobilized ALL of space-time against you.  I have no base, there is nothing that can contain every entity in existance, yet to exist, or has already existed, which is the size of my military.
OOC, but technicaly, as always, as a PC he can, in fact, defeat your entirearmy with a banana peeler if he so desires and rolls higher then they, simple NPCs. Probablynot all of them, many will scatter to the winds.
 
Actually, if something improbable like that occurs, I will describe it in great detail. Because I want to tell the story of the banana peeler (do they even have those?).
Yes. They're called fingers.
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?
« Reply #455 on: January 31, 2013, 10:52:12 pm »
You're lack of both imagination and understanding of rhetorical quesitons displeases me. JUST FOR THAT, NO UPDATE TODAY! BLARGH TAKE THAT!
 
(I wasn't going to update today anyway. Tired. Tommorrow)
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #456 on: February 02, 2013, 12:15:41 am »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 31, 2013, 05:25:18 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 30, 2013, 10:10:41 pm
Lead a strike force into Zan's base...

...You do realize I have mobilized ALL of space-time against you.  I have no base, there is nothing that can contain every entity in existance, yet to exist, or has already existed, which is the size of my military.
Bit late, but Fucks given=0.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?
« Reply #457 on: March 09, 2013, 01:06:27 am »
Misko! Use your time spent awake to update! Please?
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