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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

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Author Topic: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?  (Read 70157 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #405 on: January 26, 2013, 10:24:35 pm »

>Mobilize all of time and space against the phalli.  Don't contact those who will roll better than me, in case they do not agree.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #406 on: January 26, 2013, 10:42:47 pm »

Summon Female Pyro and Chrstian Brutal Sniper to combat SAXTON HAAAAAALEEEEEE.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #407 on: January 26, 2013, 10:46:30 pm »

Alpha Centauri is a star, not a galaxy, and I never supported GM wrath.

Respawn as Spy. Infiltrate enemy base with normal disguise kit. Keep and use kukuri, hat, and bow.
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #408 on: January 26, 2013, 10:54:48 pm »

***MINITURN***
Alpha Centauri is a star, not a galaxy, and I never supported GM wrath.

Respawn as Spy. Infiltrate enemy base with normal disguise kit. Keep and use kukuri, hat, and bow.
(5vs1000) GWG IS TRYING TO STACK THE TEAMS AGAIN! FOR SHAME.

Try it one more time and you get auto-balanced.
 
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« Reply #409 on: January 26, 2013, 11:35:40 pm »

***MINITURN***
Alpha Centauri is a star, not a galaxy, and I never supported GM wrath.

Respawn as Spy. Infiltrate enemy base with normal disguise kit. Keep and use kukuri, hat, and bow.
(5vs1000) GWG IS TRYING TO STACK THE TEAMS AGAIN! FOR SHAME.

Try it one more time and you get auto-balanced.
Remind me, what does autobalancing do?
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #410 on: January 26, 2013, 11:39:27 pm »

Put's you on the other team. Tries to balance the teams to be more even. If you're winning, it puts you on the losing team. Notably, It would give me liscense to change the loyalties of all NPC's as I please. You don't want that.
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« Reply #411 on: January 27, 2013, 12:26:49 am »

Put's you on the other team. Tries to balance the teams to be more even. If you're winning, it puts you on the losing team. Notably, It would give me liscense to change the loyalties of all NPC's as I please. You don't want that.
Why not?

Keep it up! Keep doing last action!
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« Reply #412 on: January 27, 2013, 12:39:30 am »

Put's you on the other team. Tries to balance the teams to be more even. If you're winning, it puts you on the losing team. Notably, It would give me liscense to change the loyalties of all NPC's as I please. You don't want that.
Why not?

Keep it up! Keep doing last action!
Because it should be clear I don't have your best interest in mind, given I've used my power to blow you up arbitrarily.
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Xantalos

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« Reply #413 on: January 27, 2013, 12:45:21 am »

Put's you on the other team. Tries to balance the teams to be more even. If you're winning, it puts you on the losing team. Notably, It would give me liscense to change the loyalties of all NPC's as I please. You don't want that.
Why not?

Keep it up! Keep doing last action!
Because it should be clear I don't have your best interest in mind, given I've used my power to blow you up arbitrarily.
Cue players teaming up against the GM and killing him.
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« Reply #414 on: January 27, 2013, 01:11:32 am »

lol. team. You funny.
 
I'll most likely just kick him at this point. Literally.
 
BTW, PSA, from this point on, any attempt to roll sixes, or someone who serves you who rolls sixes, is a auto-fail, along with any other actions. If you can't suceed while being a omnipotent god, to, say, kill phallic barbarians, as many of you have made a goal out of, you just suck, and no six is going to fix that. In the words of George Lopez "You lost, so learn how to lose. Loser".
 
Also, where is everybody? Half of everyone is missing.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES.
« Reply #415 on: January 27, 2013, 01:40:15 am »

Put's you on the other team. Tries to balance the teams to be more even. If you're winning, it puts you on the losing team. Notably, It would give me liscense to change the loyalties of all NPC's as I please. You don't want that.
Why not?

Keep it up! Keep doing last action!
Because it should be clear I don't have your best interest in mind, given I've used my power to blow you up arbitrarily.
...Still worth it. Not like I care that much about what happens, especially as the other guys need dang good rolls to even scratch mne.
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« Reply #416 on: January 27, 2013, 01:47:08 am »

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.
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Xantalos

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« Reply #417 on: January 27, 2013, 01:48:22 am »

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.
Tempting Fate.
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« Reply #418 on: January 27, 2013, 01:49:24 am »

Thank you.
 
Anyway, where is everybody?
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« Reply #419 on: January 27, 2013, 01:49:49 am »

Thank you.
 
Anyway, where is everybody?
They're dead, Jim.
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