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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #345 on: December 24, 2012, 11:30:55 pm »

Oh, right.

Watch Specisa develop with pride.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #346 on: December 24, 2012, 11:31:06 pm »

Oh well, that's done with.

>Fight against the Phallic Imperium.
>Defend the Specisa planet against invasions.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #347 on: December 24, 2012, 11:35:15 pm »

lololololol

HAVE PAST-CORAI KEEP DOING WHAT HE IS/WAS DOING AFTER ALLYING HIM. HAVE NOW LIVING ORPHANS BE THROWN INTO FACTORY TO MAKE OIL.

"It works better if their ribs are broken beforehand."
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #348 on: December 24, 2012, 11:57:43 pm »

ALTER KURTALMAK'S BRAIN TO MAKE HIM ENTER DEPRESSION
DO SAFETY DANCE OF HE RETALIATES
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #349 on: December 25, 2012, 04:15:32 am »

>EXPAND HOLY CITY TO ACCOMMODATE INCREASED POPULATION
>START CIVILIAN PARAMILITARY PROGRAM
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #350 on: December 25, 2012, 05:46:01 am »

Build Battlestar galactica.

Then build a fleet of babylon 5 ships.
THE HAVE THEN ALL WIPE OUT THE PHALIC SPACE BARBARIANS.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #351 on: December 26, 2012, 12:41:10 am »

NO UPDATE BECAUSE I WAS SICK TODAY. WITH CANCER. HAHA, I WISH I COULD SEE YOUR FACES. NO CANCER. AT LEAST, I DON"T THINK SO. ALL I KNOW IS IT ISN'T AT ALL RELATED TO MY APPENDIX, AND IT MAY INVOLVE MY PANCREAS OR GALL BLADDER.
 
MORE TIME TO PUT A ACTION IN, SINCE IT SEEMS ONLY 6 OF YOU NOTICED I STARTED UPDATING AGAIN.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #352 on: December 26, 2012, 12:43:00 am »

Cast Cure on GM
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #353 on: December 26, 2012, 10:32:42 am »

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #354 on: December 27, 2012, 09:08:09 pm »

I WAS GOING TO UPDATE TODAY, BUT I LOST MY WORK. NOOTHING PUTS A DAMPER ON WRITING LIKE LOSING IT. I REALLY HATE IT. I ONCE HAD TO RE-WRITE A ESSAY 3 TIMES. IT WAS AT LEAST PRETTY GOOD BY THE THIRD TIME. I'LL UPDATE TOMMORROW MORNING INSTEAD.

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AID ACTION.
IF ONLY. I LEARNED IT MAY STILL INVOLVE MY APPENDIX TODAY.SO I REALLY HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #355 on: December 31, 2012, 01:46:41 pm »

Turn 25: It never ends.
Oh, right.

Watch Specisa develop with pride.
(5) THEY DEVELOP INTO THE BRONZE AGE. DON'T PUSH THEM TOO HARD.

Oh well, that's done with.

>Fight against the Phallic Imperium.
>Defend the Specisa planet against invasions.
(5) MORE LIKE BARBARIANS. YOU FIGHT THEM ANYWAY. (5) SPECISA PLANET IS SO SECUER NO ONE EVEN ATTACKS IT.

lololololol

HAVE PAST-CORAI KEEP DOING WHAT HE IS/WAS DOING AFTER ALLYING HIM. HAVE NOW LIVING ORPHANS BE THROWN INTO FACTORY TO MAKE OIL.

"It works better if their ribs are broken beforehand."

SURE (5vs5) OH WAIT, SORRY, HE DOES WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS. BECAUSE HE ALSO ALWAYS ROLLS 5. AND HE (5) BLOWS UP YOUR STUFF. YOU SLIT THE THROATS OF THE ORPHANS TO PLACATE HIM TEMPORARILY, AND IT SEEMS TO WORK.

ALTER KURTALMAK'S BRAIN TO MAKE HIM ENTER DEPRESSION
DO SAFETY DANCE OF HE RETALIATES

(5vs33) IT HAS THE EFFECT OF ENRAGING HIM FURTHER. (5) THE SAFETY DANCE OCCURS, HE WATCHES ANGRILY, WAITING PATIENTLY, HE KNOWS YOU CAN'T KEEP UP FOREVER...

>EXPAND HOLY CITY TO ACCOMMODATE INCREASED POPULATION
>START CIVILIAN PARAMILITARY PROGRAM

(5) EXPANSIONISM SUCESSFUL. (5) DAFUQ. YOU GIVE YOUR CITIZENS GUNS AND MILITARY HARDWARE AND DEMAND THEY LEARN TO DEFEAT INVASIONS. THEY HASTILY BEGIN TRAINING.

Build Battlestar galactica.

Then build a fleet of babylon 5 ships.
THE HAVE THEN ALL WIPE OUT THE PHALIC SPACE BARBARIANS.
(5) WHATEVER THAT IS, FROM THAT SHOW OF THE SAMWE NAME I ASSUME. (5vs5) THEY WIPE YOU RIGHT BACK. BEWARE THE POWER OF THE PHALLUS.

NPCs:

(2) ARESIA ARE FAIL. THEY GET INVOLVED IN PATHETICSELF-BOUBT AND START MISTRUSTING EACH OTHER.

(4) THE GHOST DIVISION HEAD HOME.

(5) THE PHALLI REFORM, AND RE-ATTRACT FORMER MEMBERS. THE BEGIN REGAINING THEIR OLD STRENGTH, AND SPREAD A LITTLE.

(2, 2) LUIGI FAILS BADLY AT THE JOB, AND DAISY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM. LEAST HE'S NOT FIRED YET.

(6) THE FLEET COME UP WITH SOLUTION TO INFIGHTING, PURGE THE INFIGHTERS. ALL DISSENT IS PURGED.

(4) THE GANG CONTINUES SCREWIN GWITH POLICE IN LCS-ESQUE FASHION.

(3) SNIPER ATTACKS GREATWYRM! (2vs5) THE BULLET HITS GWG, DOING ABSOLUTELY NO DAMAGE.

(21) KURTULMAK SHAKES HEAD, GETTING XANTALOS LOOSE.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #356 on: December 31, 2012, 01:52:54 pm »

Destroy phalli with dual-wielding ban hammers husk vampire zombie werewolf fully adamantine-clad superdorf skills.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #357 on: December 31, 2012, 02:19:32 pm »

Let the Specesia develop.
Use Your Eternal Reward on the Sniper.
Infiltrate his team's base.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #358 on: December 31, 2012, 02:32:08 pm »

>Annihilate the Phallic Barbarians from existence.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #359 on: December 31, 2012, 04:11:20 pm »

SUMMON Godzilla and Cthulhu.
Have them take out phallic.
Also get human race from any sci fi series.
And SCP 682. For lols.
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