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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[da_nang]

>CORRUPT GHOST DIVISION WITH MONEY[/b]

No, let me. I am trying to use them to destroy Yoink.

Better?

[Corai]

>CORRUPT GHOST DIVISION WITH MONEY[/b]

No, let me. I am trying to use them to destroy Yoink.

Better?

Quite. Let us turn Yoink's own men against him!

[miauw62]

ALRIGHT THEN. RETURN TO PHYSICAL REALM, EXPLODIFY CASSANDRA.

[Yoink]

Quite. Let us turn Yoink's own men against him!

YOU SEXIST DERPWAD, ASSUMING MY SOLDIERS ARE ALL MALE!

THIS SORT OF THING IS WHY YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE THE SUPPORT OF THE PEOPLE! THAT AND THE SENSELESS KILLING, OF COURSE.

[Corai]

Quite. Let us turn Yoink's own men against him!

YOU SEXIST DERPWAD, ASSUMING MY SOLDIERS ARE ALL MALE!

THIS SORT OF THING IS WHY YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE THE SUPPORT OF THE PEOPLE! THAT AND THE SENSELESS KILLING, OF COURSE.

I did assume. Becuase I assumed you were sexist as well as racist. And it is not senseless killing.

It's random chaotic killing for the greater good of all.

[Yoink]

NO, NO IT ISN'T. SERIOUSLY. THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
BOMBING ORPHANAGES HARDLY COUNTS AS 'FOR THE GREATER GOOD', EVEN BY YOUR OWN LOGIC- DID YOU QUIZ EACH AND EVERY ORPHAN WITHIN AS TO THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS FIRST? NO? HMM.

AND I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES EMPLOYER, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[Corai]

Why did you not kidnap German scientists then? Or Korean scientists? Nope. You are racist.

And did you make sure that the ABCS members you ruthlessly murdered have committed crimes? They could be a in-name only member. Or somebody who helped children. Murderer, you killed Little Jimmy's best friend.

And SHOW ME WHERE YOU HAVE DEMONS IN YOUR EMPIRE. SHOW ME THE SATANIC ABOMINATIONS.

[Xantalos]

Only part-time.

[Yoink]

Why did you not kidnap German scientists then? Or Korean scientists? Nope. You are racist.

And did you make sure that the ABCS members you ruthlessly murdered have committed crimes? They could be a in-name only member. Or somebody who helped children. Murderer, you killed Little Jimmy's best friend.

And SHOW ME WHERE YOU HAVE DEMONS IN YOUR EMPIRE. SHOW ME THE SATANIC ABOMINATIONS.

"...LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU FOR, WHAT? THE THIRD OR FOURTH TIME?

THERE WAS A GROUP OF JAPANESE SCIENTISTS ON ANOTHER PLANET WHO WERE HAVING GREAT SUCCESS IN DEVELOPING A METHOD TO PREVENT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE. THE SUN, OBVIOUSLY, WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.
I KIDNAPPED THEM (YES, I WON'T LIE, I KIDNAPPED THEM. THIS IS A CASE WHERE THE PHRASE 'FOR THE GREATER GOOD' ACTUALLY APPLIES) TO SAVE MY COUNTRY, MY PLANET, FROM ASSURED DESTRUCTION.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKED. I CARED NOT FOR WHAT RACE SAID SCIENTISTS WERE, ONLY THAT THEY COULD SAVE US.

AS FOR THE ABCS, I HAVE TRIED LESSER SOLUTIONS, I TRIED TO NEGOTIATE, THAT FAILED. THEY ARE A THREAT TO EVERYONE ON THE SUN. I DO NOT KILL AT RANDOM, I AM METHODICALLY EXTERMINATING THOSE PROVEN AS A THREAT TO MY PEOPLE. IF THEY CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY AS A MEMBER OF SUCH AN ORGANIZATION, AFTER THE HORRORS THEY HAVE COMMITTED AND AFTER ALL MY ATTEMPTS AT DEFUSING THE SITUATION AND ENDING THE CONFLICT, THEY ARE EITHER FOOLISH OR TRULY, UNFORGIVABLY EVIL.

AS FOR DEMONS, NONE AS FAR AS I KNOW. THAT SORT OF THING IS WHAT MY SECRET SERVICE IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT."

...>TELEVISE THAT PREVIOUS SPEECH. IT'S TOO GOOD TO WASTE, MAN.

[Corai]

BE ONSCREEN.

AS FOR DEMONS, NONE AS FAR AS I KNOW. THAT SORT OF THING IS WHAT MY SECRET SERVICE IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT."

So, you admit it! You have your agencies systematically massacre innocent people for simply being of a different species! Yoink is a filthy racist!

And also, you said they were having great success! Why kidnap them then for any other reason than torture, rape, or other such deeds? Perhaps so they will bend to your sick and cruel methods? It is the only explanation for this random kidnapping of people WHO WERE ALREADY FINISHING UP. And, if I might say, I created said scientists when I created the Japanese NPC! Thus, you kidnapped my children!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, i'm not good at debate.

FURTHERMORE, the ABCS do what they must to overthrow your criminal government and instate a just one! You have put criminals in charge of the police force. You have rescued criminals from the hands of justice in regions OUT of your jurisdiction. You have massacred innocent people without trial as well!

[Xantalos]

Corai, you could go into politics.

[miauw62]

Anybody that regulars the YaFB OOC thread, really.

[Xantalos]

Yeah, we're all veterans of using really bad arguments, misinterpreting our opponent's arguments, and general dickery.

[Yoink]

BE ONSCREEN.

AS FOR DEMONS, NONE AS FAR AS I KNOW. THAT SORT OF THING IS WHAT MY SECRET SERVICE IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT."

So, you admit it! You have your agencies systematically massacre innocent people for simply being of a different species! Yoink is a filthy racist!

And also, you said they were having great success! Why kidnap them then for any other reason than torture, rape, or other such deeds? Perhaps so they will bend to your sick and cruel methods? It is the only explanation for this random kidnapping of people WHO WERE ALREADY FINISHING UP. And, if I might say, I created said scientists when I created the Japanese NPC! Thus, you kidnapped my children!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, i'm not good at debate.

FURTHERMORE, the ABCS do what they must to overthrow your criminal government and instate a just one! You have put criminals in charge of the police force. You have rescued criminals from the hands of justice in regions OUT of your jurisdiction. You have massacred innocent people without trial as well!

"GOOD GRIEF, CORAI. THAT ANTI-LOGIC IS QUITE BAFFLING IN ITS INTENSITY.

SO MUCH SO, IN FACT, THAT YOUR MAD RAVING IS QUITE CLEARLY WORKING AGAINST YOU IN THIS SITUATION. YOUR ARGUMENTS TWIST BACK AROUND AND DEVOUR THEMSELVES AS THEY GO ON, MUCH LIKE THE WORLD-SERPENT OF MYTHOLOGY DEVOURS ITS OWN TAIL."

>TURN TOWARDS CAMERAS.
"I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE VIEWERS AT HOME FOR HAVING TO SEE SUCH INSANITY. THANKFULLY, IT SHALL NOW... END."

>LOCK DOORS OF STUDIO, TRAPPING CORAI WITHIN.

>TURN OFF THE CAMERAS AS THE GHOST SQUAD COMPLETE THEIR MISSION.

EDIT: >TAKE COVER ON THE FLOOR AS THEY RIDDLE CORAI WITH BULLETS (USING THE +1, REMEMBER!)

[Tavik Toth]

ACCEPT OFFER.
PILOT AWESOME.
HIRE PEOPLE TO MAINTAIN MECHS AND PILOTS OF TANKS, PLANES AND SPACESHIP.
ALSO OBTAIN LARGE BASE TO LIVE AT.