Long ago, certain individuals were gifted with the Blessing of the RNG, leaving them capable of doing nigh anything. Instead of Peace, however they fought and they warred. Eventually however, they banded together to defeat Malus Scripto, a Eldritch Monstrosity from beyond Time. The War was long, and Eventually Heroes used weapons not meant for Mortals, The quote Pyramid Spam. The Great One, Toady, seeing this, knew He must intervene. With a single strike of his mighty hammer, he ended the war, struck down combatant after combatant, killing them all and restoring a peace, leaving what remained a scarred collection of cities across the Solar system.
Years passed. Eventually, his wrath at the Heroes was abated, and he returned them to power. This Time, However, he chose from their Ranks one of them, to keep order. Having been Given the power, the GM Misko returned the heroes to Mortal bodies once again.
YO HEROES. THE GOVERNOR OF NEW MARS HAS CALLED UPON YOU RANDOM HOBOS TO FIGHT A TERRORIST CELL.
1. Rolls work like this.
-0=EEPPPPPIC FAAAAAIIIILLL. YOU TRY TO TIE YOUR SHOES, AND CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION OF FAIL DE-ATOMIZING YOU AND THE SURROUNDING COUNTRY.
0=SUPER FAILTASTIC. YOU FALL OVER AND BREAK YOUR NECK.
1=BIG FAIL. YOU UNDERMINE THE STRUCTURAL INTERGRITY OF YOUR SHOES. THEY COME OFF.
2=FAIL. YOU MAY HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE IT LOOSER.
3=PARTIAL SUCCESS, THEY ARE TIED. SORTA.
4=SUCCESS. THEY ARE TIED. MR. BIG SHOT.
5=PERFECT SUCCESS. THEY ARE TIED PERFECTLY. THEY CAN ONLY BE UNDONE BY YOUR MIND. MAGIC MAN.
6=OVERKILL. THEY ARE TOO TIGHT. GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING THEM OFF SUCKA.
7=YOU TIE YOUR SHOES YOU SHOES SO TIGHT THEY LOSE BLOOD CIRCULATION. THEY HAVE TO AMPUTATE YOU BELOW THE ANKLE.
+7=YOU TIE YOURSELF TO A SHORT-FUSE BOMB. IT'S A REALLY TIGHT KNOT, IF IT HELPS.
2. YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
2a. UNLESS YOU USE A QUOTE PYRAMID. THE PUNISHMENT FOR THAT IS -5.
3. THE GM IS OMNIPOTENT. 'MEMBER THAT.
4. IF YOU HAVN'T FIGURED OUT BY NOW, IS A MINIMALIST. JOIN AND EXIT AND YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.
HE IS CERTAINLY A GOVERNOR, YOU GUYS THINK TO YOURSELVES.
Cassandra
Status = Horny AI. Extortioner Class Warship.
Inventory = Spaceship, albino midget monks, robots, Andromedan Technocracy.
Yoink
Status = Space Solar Emperor
Inventory = Mansion, Peace of Mind, Nuclear Defense system, various city-states, super awesome defense grid, mafia moneys, corrupt officials, Mr Tinkles, Hot Queen, Solar Intelligience Organization (SSO) Spies, Diplomats.
GWG
Status = Anti-Space Pirate Superhero.
Inventory = Human body parts. Spaceship, Expired Space License, Superhero License.
da_nang
Status = Prophet of Magi-Tech religion.
Inventory = Prophet clothes. Lots of Moneys, Colonist faction, Empire.
Xantalos
Status = Maxed-out Adventurer Migrant
Inventory = Pieces of Hydrogen from Sun. Old Spice Moon. Old Spice Potato Chips, Burned pieces of flesh, steam-demon suit.
miauw62
Status = Physics fucker.
Inventory = Explosions, Babies, Complicated relationship with Quantum Physics and hated by regualr physics.
Tavik Toth
Status = Super Mech, Mercernary
Inventory = Mercernary Mech Legion, Solar nation, Colonist Faction.
Corai
Status = Leader of Reformed ABCS. cowardly Chicken, Hacker, Terrorist, Soup Kitchener, ghost.
Inventory = Bacon, Various Government leaders, Pain, tail, Soup, Bomb, Gun Corarations.
ansotan2000
Status = Alpha Centauri Explorer, Leader of Titan Colony, now on Alpha centauri.
Inventory = Colonists, Colony Alpha Centauri Super Power, Space Specimans, Supership.
GreenstarFanatic
Status = Practical Joker on Demeter
Inventory = Practical Jokes, explosions.
Spinal_Taper
Status = Ghost Phallus
Inventory = Badasssery, REALLY bad movies, Loyalty of the Phallic Raiders.
HE FIDGETS UNCOMFORTABLY, HATING THE OPPOSITION PARTIES FOR MAKING HIM DO THIS. HE REMEMBERS TO SAY THERE IS SOME SORT OF REWARD. PROBABLY HOBO FILTH. BEARD DIRT.
The Governor of Mars's family, the Aresia
Status = Vengeful, Mafiosa, Corrupt Government officals
Inventory = Funeral documents, Tears, Arrest Documents, high-tech anti missile, tank, and aircraft defense grid. Entire Solar city of New Helios, Yoink..
Colonists
Status = Economic recovery. Dominant Economy in sector.
Inventory = Space ship, Advanced Defense Systems, Terraforming Machinery, Geosurvey Equipment, Babies, Constitutional Committee, Pollution, MOAR POLLUTION, hyperflation..
Ghost division
Status = Cutting edge, Elite Unit.
Inventory, 2,500 Cutting edge tanks.
Japanese Scientists
Status = Remnant of Imperial Japan, unleashed Virus, getting it eradicated.
Inventory = Universe defense plan, Virus samples.
Virus
Status = Pathetic, only a few cases remain.
Inventory = Failure.
Universal Alliance
Status = Beign boring.
Inventory = Empire, Universes.
The Phantom Horde of Phallic Raiders
Status = Phallic, raiding, Ghost, conquering parts of Cassandra's empire.
Inventory = A number of planets and solar systems.
Armok, God of Blood
Status = Always Rolls 999
Inventory = The Everalasting Dream, fort, nightmare arena.
Gang
Status = Jail.
Inventory = Guns, training, soap.
Ghostbusters
Status = Upgrading
Inventory = Out-dated hardware, 2 phallic ghosts.
THE GOVERNOR LOOKS AT YOU GUYS EXPECTANTLY, WAITING FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
Yes, this is the new YARL thread. I am the Gm, this is my first time, be gentle. If I don't catch a reference, please, tell me. I update everyday, 9:00 PM my time. There may be delays, so It may be slightly earlier or later. Don't depend on it if there's a life-threatening situation and you must use a Non-traditional time-source to find out whether Aliens are coming. Yes, this is Minimalist so join and leave as you wish. Moreover, most if not all plot is player driven, with very few things decided by I, what with the guarentee of sucess and such. As such, if the sun explodes for no particular reason, and you are kicked out of your home because of evacuations, know that it is someone else's fault.
Here's the
Discussion, and heres the
original. Now that all your Non-Game related questions have been ansewered, BACK TO THE GAME.
HE'S ALSO A LITTLE SWEATY FOR A GOVERNOR, YOU ALL THINK SIMULTANEOUSLY THAT HE COULD PROBABLY AFFORD SOMETHING TO FIX THAT. HE COULD ALSO USE SOME EXERCISE. A LITTLE OUT-OF-SHAPE. THIS RUNS THROUGH YOUR MINDS AS HE CONTINUES TO WAIT.
SO WHAT U DO NOW?
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