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[TheZoomZoll]

Corals are animals, though, us elf folk don't care about them.

How about you go and pet them and tame them then?Oh wait,you elven bastards cant even cross a pond without drowning.

[pisskop]

Elfs:

KILL_ANIMAL:ONLY_IF_SELF_DEFENSE

[Dyret]

Elfs:

KILL_ANIMAL:ONLY_IF_SELF_DEFENSE

Hey, everyone knows corals just want to kill everyone all the time... it's the only way to be sure.

Corals are animals, though, us elf folk don't care about them.

How about you go and pet them and tame them then?Oh wait,you elven bastards cant even cross a pond without drowning.

You don't want to encourage that sort of thing... before you know it you'll have giant war sponges riding elves into battle.

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

Do vampires need to breath?

[Trif]

No, that's why they're so great for long walks on the sea floor.

[Metruption]

Elfs:

KILL_ANIMAL:ONLY_IF_SELF_DEFENSE

Hey, everyone knows corals just want to kill everyone all the time... it's the only way to be sure.

Corals are animals, though, us elf folk don't care about them.

How about you go and pet them and tame them then?Oh wait,you elven bastards cant even cross a pond without drowning.

You don't want to encourage that sort of thing... before you know it you'll have giant war sponges riding elves into battle.

On the note of sieges having sponges riding elves, is it possible for worldgen to create an unkillable Sponge forgotten beast made of magma that had a web shooting ability which makes your entire military vomit blood?

[TheZoomZoll]

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Elfs:

KILL_ANIMAL:ONLY_IF_SELF_DEFENSE

Hey, everyone knows corals just want to kill everyone all the time... it's the only way to be sure.

Corals are animals, though, us elf folk don't care about them.

How about you go and pet them and tame them then?Oh wait,you elven bastards cant even cross a pond without drowning.

You don't want to encourage that sort of thing... before you know it you'll have giant war sponges riding elves into battle.

On the note of sieges having sponges riding elves, is it possible for worldgen to create an unkillable Sponge forgotten beast made of magma that had a web shooting ability which makes your entire military vomit blood?

Spongejelly the Supernatural Dread.
In the spring of year 0 Spongejelly the Supernatural Dread began wandering the elven plains of TreeParty
In the spring of year 0 Spongejelly the Supernatural Dread became a member of the "TreeParty"
In the spring of year 0 SpongeJelly the Supernatural Dread sieged "UristCastle" with the society of "TreeParty"
In the spring of year 0 SpongeJelly the Supernatural Dread devoured Urist McMayor and Urist McCheesemaker.

[Dyret]

On the note of sieges having sponges riding elves, is it possible for worldgen to create an unkillable Sponge forgotten beast made of magma that had a web shooting ability which makes your entire military vomit blood?

I believe forgotten beasts draw from their own abstract list of creatures... dinosaurs and asses and such... probably not sponges, sadly.

[TheZoomZoll]

Awww.Booooring!