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Dariush

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #45 on: November 17, 2012, 07:43:49 am »
Do we still have wings?
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2012, 03:19:14 pm »
I believe so.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2012, 05:56:36 pm »
[( Well since Dr. Bright is holding the Sheaf of Paper you're probably an SCP. But you can't be sure.
Also we still have wings, but they don't work. )]
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2012, 06:44:32 pm »
So if we get caught we'll get locked away in some SCP facility is what you're saying?
I think we need to hug him or convince him that we could be used to play a joyous prank on his co-workers.  Be a pet, after a fashion.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2012, 06:45:56 pm »
Form a cereal cannon to fire cereal at lethal velocities!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2012, 07:34:45 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 18, 2012, 06:45:56 pm
Form a cereal cannon to fire cereal at lethal velocities!
+1, copycat.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2012, 07:42:34 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 18, 2012, 07:34:45 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 18, 2012, 06:45:56 pm
Form a cereal cannon to fire cereal at lethal velocities!
+1, copycat.
I realize it's your suggestion, I just needed to suggest it again.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2012, 08:25:08 pm »
Nope. You can't make a wish yet.

Dr. Jack Bright turns on the light, but not fast enough that you managed to hide under the fridge. Maybe the sheaf of papers he's holding isn't SCP-001 after all but you really don't want to find out that it is.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2012, 08:28:48 pm »
Quote from: Objective on November 18, 2012, 08:25:08 pm
Nope. You can't make a wish yet.

Dr. Jack Bright turns on the light, but not fast enough that you managed to hide under the fridge. Maybe the sheaf of papers he's holding isn't SCP-001 after all but you really don't want to find out that it is.
I would. THINK OF THE POWER WE COULD HAVE WITH THAT DEVICE!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2012, 08:52:44 pm »
Evolve.
Learn Cereal cannon.
Use Cereal Cannon on Bright!
It's Super Effective!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #55 on: November 18, 2012, 10:35:11 pm »
I think the more important question to be asking here is what the hell kind of fridge is he using where a cereal box can fit under it?
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #56 on: November 28, 2012, 11:10:27 pm »
[A fridge SCP that morph itself to inconvenience the owner as much as possible. Bright took it back here to his manor to find a way of taming it.
AKA, I haven't a damn clue.]

You would rather avoid attacking the literal One Man Army right now. If he is here to contain you, he would have found you already. Perhaps the sheaf of paper he is holding is just merely a normal document after all.

You sense a telepathic connection opening in your mind.

The fridge above you, AKA SCP-2348 told you that while this is indeed Dr. Jack Motherfucking Bright, it does not mean that he is invincible. He just keeps coming back.

You think it is suggesting you to shoot him.

Will you trust a psychic homicidal fridge?
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #57 on: November 28, 2012, 11:26:37 pm »
DO EET
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #58 on: November 28, 2012, 11:27:05 pm »
Why not?

Use cereal cannon on Bright!

If it works, we're safe.
If it doesn't, we're going to be classified as Safe.
Win-win.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2012, 06:39:04 am »
CEREAL CANNON, ONLINE!
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GENERATION 12: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on May 07, 2013, 06:30:58 pm
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That's right bitches, we're a fucking terminator.
Our new catch phrase is: "I wont be back."
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