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Author Topic: You are a sentient cereal box  (Read 10142 times)

Xantalos

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2012, 08:19:09 pm »
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Make our cardboard into more muscles and larger, thinner wings!
If we can grow wings, surely we can become aerodynamic!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2012, 01:19:34 am »
Your wings don't transform. Reality really doesn't want you to sprout wings, especially when you're a cereal box.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2012, 01:28:30 am »
Fine, then sprout spider legs, Thing-style.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2012, 01:31:21 am »
You decide that walking upright is tiring work, and adjusted your body to be parallel with the ground. You sprout 8 spider legs, 2 on each of the four sides.

The sound of footsteps approaches.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2012, 04:37:44 am »
CEREAL MODE: ACTIVATE
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2012, 07:25:29 am »
Ready a cannon thing to fire cereal!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2012, 09:43:01 pm »
Grow a sharp spur for ramming, and ram the person.
Otherwise grow long, stiff and moderately wide pieces of cardboard onto your legs so you can deliver cardboard cuts with your legs.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2012, 09:56:12 pm »
What, no cereal cannon? Fool.
Range is a winner!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2012, 10:29:32 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 07:25:29 am
Ready a cannon thing to fire cereal!
Quote from: Origami_Psycho on November 16, 2012, 09:43:01 pm
Grow a sharp spur for ramming, and ram the person.
Otherwise grow long, stiff and moderately wide pieces of cardboard onto your legs so you can deliver cardboard cuts with your legs.
WHY NOT BOTH
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2012, 10:37:57 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:29:32 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 07:25:29 am
Ready a cannon thing to fire cereal!
Quote from: Origami_Psycho on November 16, 2012, 09:43:01 pm
Grow a sharp spur for ramming, and ram the person.
Otherwise grow long, stiff and moderately wide pieces of cardboard onto your legs so you can deliver cardboard cuts with your legs.
WHY NOT BOTH
Because that's three things.
WHY NOT ALL THREE?
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2012, 10:38:53 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 10:37:57 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:29:32 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 07:25:29 am
Ready a cannon thing to fire cereal!
Quote from: Origami_Psycho on November 16, 2012, 09:43:01 pm
Grow a sharp spur for ramming, and ram the person.
Otherwise grow long, stiff and moderately wide pieces of cardboard onto your legs so you can deliver cardboard cuts with your legs.
WHY NOT BOTH
Because that's three things.
WHY NOT ALL THREE?
+1 to all three things
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2012, 11:59:52 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:38:53 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 10:37:57 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:29:32 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 07:25:29 am
Ready a cannon thing to fire cereal!
Quote from: Origami_Psycho on November 16, 2012, 09:43:01 pm
Grow a sharp spur for ramming, and ram the person.
Otherwise grow long, stiff and moderately wide pieces of cardboard onto your legs so you can deliver cardboard cuts with your legs.
WHY NOT BOTH
Because that's three things.
WHY NOT ALL THREE?
+1 to all three things
I support this
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Quote from: Origami_Psycho on May 06, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
That's right bitches, we're a fucking terminator.
Our new catch phrase is: "I wont be back."

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2012, 12:08:21 am »
You were about to transform yourself when reality got fed up with your antics and decided to contact you personally. You somehow could understand through the eldritch words that from this point onward you will be limited to make only one wish for each hour.

You scurried and hid in the darkness as a ...monkey approaches?

With your nightvision you could see that it is wearing a gown and holding a a sheaf of paper.

Coupled with the fact that he is a monkey, you suspect that you're in deep shit.

[( See also: Jack Bright and SCP-001 No.01
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2012, 12:19:16 am »
Make cereal cannon. Then the spur, then the leg-cutting thing. Takes 3 hours.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2012, 07:33:33 am »
Seconded.
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