Damn, its so tiny...
Main Occurs at the first page of victory.
"Bring on an army, see if I care!"
"Fire, lightning, and more fire. Excellent."
"Man did you see that guy? His limb flew way the hell over there!"
"Poke it with a stick!"
"No fucks given."
"What does collateral damage mean again?"
"Friendly fire is not in my vocabulary. Makes one wonder how I knew how to use it in the previous sentence."
"Naaaaa nanana-na-na-na-na na na na na-na naaaa~"
"Overkill is a word used by many people who are currently dead."
"Smells like chicken. Maybe I should verify."
"Next time I think I'll get creative."
Level Occurs when leveling up your character.
"UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
"Did you know that you can make fire be more firey than fire?"
"Usually people say giving me more power is a bad idea."
"Now with twenty percent less fucks given per square particle."
"The legend grows!"
"Ever closer to the Dermocalypse."
"Now is the time to start getting worried, my friends."
Skill Occurs when leveling up and learning a skill.
"Physics can go eat a dick."
"I just thought of something cruel, unusual, and morally corrupt that could be done with this power. I'mma do it."
"The world bends to my whim."
"I'm not a god. That would imply some type of moral code or methodology."
"The fire bows, the earth trembles, the sea recoils, the sky thunders, and the cat meows."
"Hahahaha they are so screwed."
Nothing Occurs when no drops are found.
"Anyone find it odd that the corpses just up and dissolve like that?"
"No loot? Sucks to be you, warriors!"
"My imagination is all the equipment I'll ever need. Want, on the other hand..."
"I might have gone a bit overboard..."
"One wonders where the blood gets off too."
"Found somethi-! Oh, no, covered in goo. Not touching it."
Drops Occurs if the enemy has left drops.
"Shiney!"
"Is the necronomicon in there? It owes me a hand."
"If it's trash I get to do things to the body."
"Anything good?"
"This one time I found a sword on a spider. or maybe it was in the spider..."
"Ooh, look at this thingy!"
"It's decent..."
Feel free to add some if you think of any.