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Author Topic: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)  (Read 11266 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2012, 06:49:45 pm »
Hop around!
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misko27

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2012, 07:02:43 pm »
Peel banana! Get exploded.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2012, 07:34:52 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 06:27:36 pm
Eat one. It explodes in my mouth, killing me.
[6] The banana's only firm. You bite into it and it takes a tooth out.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 06:49:45 pm
Hop around!
[3] You fail to activate any possible banana-mines. You punch yourself in the gut.

Quote from: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 07:02:43 pm
Peel banana! Get exploded.
[5] The banana isn't a bomb. It shoots a gun at you and you get a bullet-wound in your shoulder.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2012, 07:39:02 pm »
Make hilarious Joke with Banana, shooting self as punchline.

Oh yeah, turn one and already have a gun shot wound!
« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 07:55:40 pm by misko27 »
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Slayerhero90

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2012, 07:39:41 pm »
Let's just say it was another banana field.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2012, 07:41:25 pm »
Choke in banana's
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm »
Slip.
Classic.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2012, 07:55:42 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
Slip.
Classic.
Do this and land on top of him.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2012, 07:56:48 pm »
Bananas grow through my feet and kill me.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2012, 08:26:27 pm »
SMUGGLE BANANAS OUT OF FIELD USING ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2012, 08:33:21 pm »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2012, 08:34:33 pm »
« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 08:36:04 pm by misko27 »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2012, 07:09:53 am »
Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 07:41:25 pm
Choke in banana's
[6] You try to swallow the banana but it's angry. It punches your teeth out.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:53:19 pm
Slip.
Classic.
[2] You misjudge and run right by the bananas.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:55:42 pm
Do this and land on top of him.
[6] You fall through a hole in the fabric of space onto GWG, knocking teeth out of you. He takes it like a man.

Quote from: Dirg on October 29, 2012, 08:26:27 pm
SMUGGLE BANANAS OUT OF FIELD USING ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
[1] You shove bananas upon bananas into your pockets. It's beautiful.

Quote from: Corai on October 29, 2012, 08:33:21 pm
This.
[3] You fail to slip so you smack your head on the wall out of shame.

Quote from: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
This, but land under them
[6] You get crushes by falling bananas, taking out even more teeth.

Obviously spikey pool noodles.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2012, 07:10:47 am »
Take a leap of faith from a clifftop!
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 07:41:52 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2012, 07:39:43 am »
Insert spiky pool noodle into rectum.
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