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Author Topic: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)  (Read 11229 times)

Slayerhero90

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Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« on: October 29, 2012, 05:12:56 pm »
It's simple. Roll to maim yourself horribly in a deathtrap ridden hallway that stretches for mile. First to die is win.

1 - You magnificently navigate past the trap.
2 - You still evade the trap.
3 - You evade the trap and hurt yourself for it.
4 - You almost evade the trap.
5 - You sustain a minor injury.
6 - You lose something, small, and then working up.

Some traps are obvious, some are not.

Obvious trap! Pool noodles!
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 05:20:38 pm »
I trip over a pool noodle, slamming my head into the floor!
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 05:24:08 pm »
I somehow manage to eat the noodle and choke myself with the foam.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 05:28:38 pm »
Trip over Choobakka, slamming my head into the floor!
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 05:38:10 pm »
Quote from: choobakka on October 29, 2012, 05:20:38 pm
I trip over a pool noodle, slamming my head into the floor!
[8 WRONG DIE!]
[1] What pool noodle? Just floor. You jump anyways.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 05:24:08 pm
I somehow manage to eat the noodle and choke myself with the foam.
[3] After finding that the noodle doesn't fit into your mouth, you punch yourself in the jaw for not being a snake.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 05:28:38 pm
Trip over Choobakka, slamming my head into the floor!
[2] He didn't trip, therefore you try to make him trip. You just stumble and manage to stumble right over a stray noodle.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 05:41:43 pm »
The pool noodle comes alive and strangles me.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 05:44:13 pm »
Oh wait sorry. Everyone is on the same trap, even new arrivals.

Next trap: Not Immediately obvious. There's a foot-width gap in the ground.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2012, 05:45:31 pm »
I accidentally trip and break my neck on the wall beside it.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2012, 05:49:21 pm »
I stick my hand in it.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2012, 06:04:20 pm »
Drop kick choobakka into the hole.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2012, 06:13:19 pm »
Drop rock into hole.
Get eaten by what comes out.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2012, 06:17:22 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 05:45:31 pm
I accidentally trip and break my neck on the wall beside it.
[2] You slide against the wall, bypassing the hole.

Quote from: choobakka on October 29, 2012, 05:49:21 pm
I stick my hand in it.
[6] A cactus pos out and crashes into your face, knocking out a tooth.

Quote from: Mr.Zero on October 29, 2012, 06:04:20 pm
Drop kick choobakka into the hole.
[ERROR] You cannot dropkick anyone into a hole that's that small.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 06:13:19 pm
Drop rock into hole.
Get eaten by what comes out.
[4] You throw a stray tooth into the hole and another cactus comes out and spikes into your hands.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2012, 06:23:00 pm »
Slip on cactus peel, falling backward into the hole.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2012, 06:26:53 pm »
Damnit! Keep forgetting the next trap.

Obviously a field of bananas.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2012, 06:27:36 pm »
Eat one. It explodes in my mouth, killing me.
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