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[Tiruin]

Respawn as a Spirit.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as a Spark (The mad science kind, not the flame kind.).

[3] Not a strong one, just strong enough to be reviled for it.

"NICE ONE, DUDE. JEEZ."

>CHECK STATUS OF BODY

[6] You check the status of your body, so clearly that it feels like you're in it again. Oh, wait, you are. And you're unable to control anything. Well, on the bright side they're fixing the neck broken thing...

RESPAWN AS A COUNTRY.

[1] You are Nazi Germany right after Hitler committed suicide. You monster.

Respawn as a living planet that eats other planets

[4] Why?

>AWESOME.
>Explode Cassandra

[5] You explode Cassandra and yourself. Okay, just yourself--Cassandra's still dead. Respawn?

Lead the guardsmen to victory in taking the room.

"FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

[2] You fail to rally the troops. [1] Shooting yourself in the foot doesn't really look good to your troops, either...

Further the focus towards respawning.

4/8, although at this rate there won't be much of a room to respawn in once you do...

Leech off of Cassandras respawning.

What do you even mean?

Defend self. Avoid death while getting a flamethrower upgrade on my mech.

[4] You cannibalize the two flamethrowers lying around into yourself.

Respawn as a Spirit.

[6] You are THE Spirit. The Holy One. God calls you in, he won't accept another PTO day!

GM Turn:
The Marines [1] show the Imperial Guardsmen how not to handle their weapons. Right...
[4] The Imperium sends in another group of marines, six Brawling Wizards.
The Jägers start to sweat...

[misko27]

>Become soul leech. Immaterial ghost who leeches off of things with a soul.

[Cassandra]

Continue respawning. Not like overkill will destroy the universe. FOCUS.

[Furtuka]

Eat the earth

[Tiruin]

Oh great, first I fail as a Kitsune...now I'm in big trouble with the man...

Work for God, try to make a sanctuary - a safe zone in the Earth.

[Yoink]

>MEDITATE, WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS LIKE NERVOUS SYSTEM FROM NECK DOWN

[Tavik Toth]

Change to democracy.
Try to gain back losses.

[Vorthon]

Become a stronger spark!

[tomio175]

Become god-like objects. Absorb other gods.

[Doomblade187]

Lead the guardsmen to victory!

[GreatWyrmGold]

>Become soul leech. Immaterial ghost who leeches off of things with a soul.

[3] Check. You're weak with hunger.

Continue respawning. Not like overkill will destroy the universe. FOCUS.

Wanna bet? 5/8, if we last that long...

Eat the earth

[6] You eat the solar system and get indigestion! However, we are nowhere near Holy Terra, so all you did was anger the Empire!

Oh great, first I fail as a Kitsune...now I'm in big trouble with the man...

Work for God, try to make a sanctuary - a safe zone in the Earth.

[3] You manage to avoid further trouble with the Big Man by not slacking to, say, make a sanctuary on Earth. Which is good, because the Earth is gone.

>MEDITATE, WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS LIKE NERVOUS SYSTEM FROM NECK DOWN

[5] Aaahh...

Change to democracy.
Try to gain back losses.

[3] You start to make amends, then the world blows up. Respawn?

Become a stronger spark!

[3] You drink some Dyne water, which doesn't help much but does give you a boost for a couple turns...

Become god-like objects. Absorb other gods.

[1] You're a god's footservant. By which I mean, you're a god's footstool.

Lead the guardsmen to victory!

[5] Ignoring the destroyed solar system elsewhere, you lead the Guardsmen to slay everything in the room! Respawn?

GM Turn:
The Marines [4] start prepping something....they're talking about cleansing this place...

[Furtuka]

Barf up digested Solar System bits in the marineS general direction

[misko27]

If Alive, leech off of cassandra's meditation. Leech. Leech. My Preeeeccccciiiiiooooouuuus
 
If not, posess marine, sabotage operation using knowledge in there.

[Vorthon]

Invent something to boost my spark abilities permanently!