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[Spinal_Taper]

*Sigh*
As you wipe the rotten fruit chunks from your face, you give a deep frown... Another failed showing. What could be wrong with your act? You have a dummy, you have your jokes, and you even have a funny suit... Well then, may as well give it one last shot. Don't want to admit you're a failure for a ventriloquist just yet, but that low level administration job application is staring you in the face. You've already filled it out, but you won't give in yet... Anyway, what does it say?

Spoiler: Application (click to show/hide)

Name:
Previous Occupations:
Skills:
Home Address:

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Ventriloquism=1
Humor=0

Inventory:
Puppet
Funny Suit
List of Jokes

[wer6]

Im not inserting a list but: we must poop on stage.

[King DZA]

I'm curious to see how this would turn out if it were actually given a proper chance, so:

Name: Ali Abdul Ahmedinijad^[1]
Previous Occupations: Snake charmer, interior designer.
Skills: Kinship with animals, remarkable aesthetic sense, adept practitioner of silat.
Home Address: ??, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia^[2]

[1] Hastily made up name, feel free to change.

[2]I don't know enough about addresses in Saudi Arabia to be any more specific.

[hops]

PTW

[lawastooshort]

Name: Ali Abdul Ahmedinijad
Previous Occupations: Snake charmer (part-time during university studies). Paper round.
Skills: Kinship with animals, remarkable aesthetic sense, adept practitioner of silat, competent with MS Office 2010.
Home Address: Flat 4, 118 Baker Avenue, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

[Spinal_Taper]

Your parents had never liked any of the jobs you'd chosen... They'd always said you should become an accountant or a doctor. But you'd never given up on the dream. You had said that you would never give up and take up a desk job.

Well, what do you do now?

Spoiler: Application (click to show/hide)

Name: Ali Abdul Ahmedinijad[1]
Previous Occupations: Snake charmer, interior designer.
Skills: Kinship with animals, remarkable aesthetic sense, adept practitioner of silat.
Home Address: ??, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia[2]

[1] Hastily made up name, feel free to change.

[2]I don't know enough about addresses in Saudi Arabia to be any more specific.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Skills:
Ventriloquism=1
Snake Charming=1
Interior Designer=1
Humor=0

Inventory:
Puppet
Funny Suit
List of Jokes

[bobboy555]

You must use the internet to find hilarious material (See: Bay12)
Then clean your suit.

[hops]

After doing the following go hide somewhere in an alley and throw your voice into the street to mess with people and practice.