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Author Topic: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - The End  (Read 6588 times)

Kilroy the Grand

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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - Loud unexpected music!
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2012, 02:54:11 pm »
All those times I accidentally dropped my weapon that wasn't me, the weapon has it's own physics aside from the character, so it sometimes does stupid shit like
  • flying out of my hand
  • getting caught on a piece of scenery
  • deciding to drop for no reason onto the ground
and she does seem pretty god damn insane to me.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - Key cards! Why key cards!? WHY!
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2012, 07:40:21 pm »
Lots of scrounging in this one, I tried my best to minimalism the pain. But you do get to see WWwwwWwwaAAaaAAcky physics! And horrible soul crushing AI!
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2012, 02:45:25 pm »
Seriously, it's better than that other one. You should watch this one instead.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2012, 03:04:53 pm »
Honestly, the thing that made me WTF even more than the noodle arm or the wonky physics was the fact that the devs felt that it just wouldn't be good enough if you couldn't look down and stare at your own pixelated cleavage.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2012, 03:22:31 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on October 28, 2012, 03:04:53 pm
Honestly, the thing that made me WTF even more than the noodle arm or the wonky physics was the fact that the devs felt that it just wouldn't be good enough if you couldn't look down and stare at your own pixelated cleavage.
It's a game play feature! It's necessary to look at that cleavage!
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2012, 05:54:52 pm »
I don't know why I watch these videos but there is an addictive quality to them.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2012, 06:37:51 pm »
The segment with the velociraptors was eliciting giggles from me.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2012, 08:18:01 pm »
Oh I remeber that keycard, I remeber searching every damn enterable building I could for it and I remember being so mad when I found it.
Also that snub nose revolver beside his bed; one of the single most damaging firearms in the game :P
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 20% cooler than that OTHER JP LP!
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2012, 09:10:40 pm »
Quote from: Jerick on October 28, 2012, 08:18:01 pm
Oh I remeber that keycard, I remeber searching every damn enterable building I could for it and I remember being so mad when I found it.
Also that snub nose revolver beside his bed; one of the single most damaging firearms in the game :P
NOW YOU TELL ME.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - Why am I suddenly scottish?
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2012, 09:39:56 pm »
Well nothing makes sense in this game!

Right armie?

"You said it Neonivek!"

So Armie what was it like working on Jurassic Park

"Uhh great, I was just out of college looking for work and I was turned down a possition in Seasame street" *Shut down*

(as much of a joke as this sounds... her arm REALLY looks like it is made of Foam. Just look how she holds things, that is not how arms that are not puppets work)

Also do your breasts heal over time?
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - Thermalconductivity!
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2012, 10:54:04 pm »
Yes, you have regenerating health, but I think her arm is more like a boned fish.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - Thermalconductivity!
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2012, 11:01:28 pm »
Quote from: Kilroy the Grand on October 28, 2012, 10:54:04 pm
Yes, you have regenerating health, but I think her arm is more like a boned fish.

It is possible the crash has completely destroyed the bones in her hand and she is holding onto things using a special adhesive.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 80's montage music is best music
« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2012, 12:49:09 am »
I wouldn't doubt it, the crash did disintegrate the plane.
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 80's montage music is best music
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2012, 01:08:04 am »
I went looking up pictures of this and, well, I haven't laughed so much for a while. Wrists shouldn't look like that! Also, is your health a tattoo on your cleavage? :P
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Re: Let's Play - Jurassic Park: Trespasser - 80's montage music is best music
« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2012, 01:10:31 am »
Yes, you have a life meter stamped on your tit. Also, I'm going to pass out from cider and snickers, so I'll see you tomorrow if the storm doesn't kill me.
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